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WARNING: The following SCP contains graphic content relating to genitals and use thereof. If you believe you have been assigned to this object in error, please contact your supervisor.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be confiscated when located and contained in Site-69's high security vaults.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to undergo at least 3 Class-G amnestic therapy sessions over 3 weeks. If Class-G amnestic therapy proves ineffective, SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be contained in Site-69's Permanent Humanoid Detainment chambers.
SCP-XXXX-2 instances are to be reared using standard OIP protocol and kept on the premises of Site-69.
Public disinformation campaign "DIRTY DANCING" is to be undertaken to discredit SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 instances, as well as prevent the birth of SCP-XXXX-1 instances.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pamphlet describing a ritual in which two pairs of genitalia (respectively the vallis majora for SCP-XXXX-1-A and virgus majora for SCP-XXXX-1-B) interface such as to cause emission of an unknown fluid1.
Humans become instances of SCP-XXXX-1 upon reading SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances experience the release of dopamine upon stimulation of their respective genitals, as well as develop terminating tumors upon their respective genital configuration’s pseudoartery termini. These tumors have been found to contain binary unknown substances required for the development of SCP-XXXX-2 instances.
SCP-XXXX-1-A instances are found to accumulate an unknown tissue within their cava piris, which is ejected from the vallis majora once per ~28 days provided an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 is not in development. This cycle is found to correspond to fluctuations in the hormone levels of the instance.
SCP-XXXX-1-B instances
