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Item #:SCP-4XXX
Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4XXX is kept in a secured locker in Storage Room E, located in Site-76. It can only be accessed by personnel with a Level 2 clearance or higher with the authorization of Head Researcher Locke.
Description: SCP-4XXX is a silver coin with only "AAC" written in plain letters. Its effects manifest themselves upon insertion of SCP-4XXX in a human's anus. After the coin is introduced, an audible jeering sound plays, and the coin slides out of the subject's anus. For a few seconds after, the coin will read "No luck, try again" under the AAC acronym. No other effects are known.
Discovery: SCP-4XXX was found after an anonymous tip directed Foundation agents to an abandoned warehouse in ██████, England. Beside the coin was a small note that read 'From the Amateur Anartist Club, to The Foundation. Our Gift"
The Verso contains instructions inscribed on it detailing proper use of SCP-4XXX. Research into the object came to no conclusions. Further research has been deemed frivolous by Head Researcher Locke.
