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This is my toy that looks like SCP-

Item #: SCP-

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP- cannot be contained because it’s soo fricking cool!¹ It is constantly monitored using my CoolDetector9000. It is currently at 3822 Cool points. No other precautions necessary.

Description: SCP- is my mythical mysterious ultimate EvilDestroyer10000! It scans the entire universe for evil and immediately obliterates it! It scans the universe in just 0.01 seconds! The way the evil object is removed is by using the power of friendship! It focuses 203 megawatts of pure friendship power and fires it directly onto the evil! It weighs 999,999,999,999,999.999 KGs and is super cool! It is the size of Fort Knox!

Addendum: SCP- has been used to terminate SCP-682. Termination log is here:
Termination log Dr Lu: Begin testing.
(SCP- is lowered into SCP-682’s containment chamber. SCP-682 reacts by screaming in fear and pleading to be let out.)
Dr Lu: Activate SCP-
(SCP- fires)
SCP-682: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (dies).²

Note: This was created by Felix Right, age 5. - Dr Lu

Footnotes

1. And if you don’t think it’s cool I’m gonna tell on you :(

2. He died cuz friendship is better than evil