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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an appropriately sized cell with a concrete interior and sprinklers mounted on the ceiling, as well as a reinforced steel exterior. There should be fire alarms on the walls of both inside and outside of the cell. When being escorted, SCP-XXXX is not to come in contact with any flammable matter, especially near its mouth. All personnel handling SCP-XXXX must be given non-metal equipment. When contained, the object is to be fed 12L of oil each month and 370g of wood, coal, paper, or any other expendable and flammable material each day. Any personnel cleared to interview or experiment on SCP-XXXX must not show hostility towards the object and must make sure of the object’s safety when being exposed to any other SCP object/artifact, as its resistance to anomalous properties is unknown.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 564KG, autonomous, sentient statue composed of an unknown metal. The metal itself exhibits flint-like qualities and produces bright purple sparks when impacted by either itself or other metal. It’s design features basic geometric structures, such as a cubic head piece with a pyramid at its tip. Its torso is modeled as a pyramid, with its point facing the ground. on each side of its torso is an arm, consisting of two rectangular prisms connected by a sphere at its joint with a hand piece at the end of each arm, as well as a leg piece of similar structure. its head piece features two lenses, shaped as right triangles, which function and are positioned like eyes, as well as a square hatch which leads into its chest area. Inside the chest piece of SCP-XXXX is a furnace that must stay consistently lit. If the flame is not fueled regularly and extinguished, the object ceases function until the flame is reignited. Despite the constant use of fuel, SCP-XXXX has never produced any form of exhaust or waste product.

The object was discovered inside of a abandoned warehouse in █████ Greece, alongside the body of Stephan Demetriou. SCP-XXXX has demonstrated a significant capacity for intellect, memory, and even sense. SCP-XXXX is capable of sensing physical stimuli, as well as experiencing taste and smell. It is believed that SCP-XXXX is equipped with a sophisticated, highly intelligent and adaptable A.I that gains knowledge at an astounding rate. For interview information see Addendum-XXXX-d.

SCP-XXXX has shown incredible strength and durability, exerting many gigatons of force. It has been hypothesized upon interviewing that SCP-XXXX is able to use an infinite amount of strength and is physically indestructible. However, further testing suggests that the more force it uses and the more force applied to it, the longer XXXX is forced into a period of complete inactivity. The objects anomalous properties have only appeared when enraged or ordered to demonstrate said properties. The sparks it can produce can delete any physical entity if said sparks ignite it. They have not only ignited objects that cannot be set on fire normally, but have also left behind no trace of the matter that was burned. SCP-XXXX has no means of putting these fires out on its own and cannot control the production of its sparks when impacted independently by other metal.

SCP-XXXX is docile in nature, remaining motionless when alone in its cell, possibly to save energy, and being compliant when ordered by personnel. Since it was interviewed by Dr.███████, SCP-XXXX has voluntarily assisted the foundation on several occasions. The object has been an asset in research, studies, and containment of other SCP objects/artifacts and has complied to several strength and durability tests by the foundation’s command. It shows personnel a respect and speaks politely to executives when questioned. As to retain this behavior for the foundations benefit, personnel are to show SCP-XXXX the same respect.

Addendum XXXX-a: Containment breach report.
In an incident where SXP-XXXX was fed a larger than normal portion of oil, the object began to rumble violently until a sudden stop. It’s lenses flashed several colors before setting on red. It’s tone of voice shifted to an aggressive and precise dialect, contradictory to its regular, polite speech pattern and it exclaimed that it must terminate the “insurgents”. SCP-XXXX proceeded to clash its fists together and burn down its cell with relative ease. SCP-XXXX began to sprint through the site, unknowingly terminating 8 personnel members and nearly terminating several SCP objects before re-containment. Once SCP-XXXX had expended the excess fuel, it slowed down and resumed its docile behavior and apologized to several personnel of its own accord. It is noted that its niches cannot be exceeded during refueling procedures.

Addendum XXXX-b: record of SCP-XXXX’s interaction with SCP-682.

SCP-682 is brought into SCP-XXXX’s cell for a destruction attempt.
SCP-682: What… is… this. It’s not… alive.
SCP-XXXX stands up and walks towards 682 with flashing lenses.
SCP-682: You… you are those fool’s… last attempt… aren’t you.
SCP-XXXX sets its lenses on a green coloration. SCP-682 takes a stance of distasteful respect.
SCP-XXXX: You are the unbreakable dragon… they feared you the most. You surly are the most… ugly and… violent emissary.
SCP-682: And you… are their most pathetic attempt… to stop us.
SCP-XXXX: I tire of your kind’s intrusion on her realm. All insurgents must be eliminated!

SCP-XXXX’s lenses have set to red. SCP-682 lunges towards SCP-XXXX. 682 bites down on XXXX’s arm.
SCP-XXXX: You are strong prince…
SCP-XXXX grabs SCP-682 by the tail and throws him to the wall.
SCP-XXXX: However… I was made with her power.
SCP-XXXX scrapes it’s arm against its fist. Sparks fly towards SCP-682. SCP-682 is set on fire.
SCP-XXXX: and so I have more than enough power… to remove you from all realms.
SCP-682 screams in agony, notably more distressed than any previous events. SCP-XXXX begins shaking as it’s lenses set to blue.
SCP-XXXX: But… I was made for… this purpose. I mus—— I understand… I leave the rest to you.

SCP-XXXX slams its fist on the fire alarm. The sprinklers successfully extinguish SCP-682. SCP-682 is left with 0.0001% of its biomass. It is brought back to its cell before regeneration. SCP-XXXX has refused any further contact with SCP-682, claiming it can destroy SCP-682 but will not.

Addendum XXXX-c: The following is Dr. ████████’s interview with SCP-XXXX

Dr. ████████: Now, we have a few questions for you, to obtain information. Are you ready?
SCP-XXXX: yes…
Dr.████████: Alright… What is your origin?
SCP-XXXX: I was created ██████ years ago… My creator channeled the source of my power into a vessel of metal. With this energy, my program was completed and my consciousness was activated.
Dr. ████████: And what is the source of your power?
SCP-XXXX: My abilities come from a plain beyond the comprehension of mortal beings. it was this fact that led my creator to self terminate after my completion.
Dr. ████████: Could you describe it in any way we could comprehend?
SCP-XXXX: … Imagine if there was a single coral reef that represented planet Earth, and that the rest of the ocean would represent the observable universe. Than the rest of the rest of the universe outside of that ocean would be where the source of my powers lie.
SCP-XXXX: The Insurgency is a collection forces that threaten the design of this universes framework. some are the purposeless pieces a larger set of code, some were embedded into the data by a force beyond existence, and some are code that was corrupted through tampering. All should be repressed.
Dr. ████████: You see the universe as a program? And you see anomalous objects as enigmatic code in said program?
SCP-XXXX: Yes…
Dr. ████████: Okay, this could be a break through… What is your opinion of the foundation? This may be what determines your Object Class being updated from Euclid to Thaumiel.
SCP-XXXX: I was designed for the subduing and deletion of the insurgency. You call your contained emissaries and artifacts “SCPs”. You view them as odd chunks of code in the hardware of the universe. In reality, they are errors. I have been commanded to repress or delete these sections of code in whatever means available without deleting other lines of text. You serve to repress. I wish to assist.

Dr. ████████: Then we may have a proposition for you.
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