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Item #: SCP-4563
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4563 is kept in a locked box made of iron. it can only be accessed by Class C personnel or above.
Description: SCP-4563 refers to an anomalous variation of a VHS tape. it has the words "order now" on it. If put into a VHS player it will show an infomercial about a product. every play through is random. once finished, if you rewind it it will start to play another random product. Tests on SCP-4563 indicate that this process can be repeated forever. no to infomercials are the same. If you call the number in the infomercial and order the product it will appear in containment room immediately. Once tape is rewound though, if you call back it will say invalid number. tests say it is a "one time offer". products range in price and functionality. Every product is seemingly random and can be ordered by number in the infomercial.
Some products go as followed:
electric shoes
reverse umbrella (an umbrella that rains under it when opened)
an auto stabber
working laser pistol
depression pills (pills that make you depressed, not cure it)
automatic dog walker
canned bread
(note that not all products were purchased)
