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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is free to do as it wishes. Up and up and not limited to washing the paper towels.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a large shawl containing rubber bands, strawberry face wash and an umbrella. SCP-XXXX must have access to its checkbook at all times. Every Tuesday at 4:02 PM SCP-XXXX must be allowed to order takeout from the nearest Chinese place.

Do not refuse the takeout.

It is only polite to eat it.

SCP-XXXX’s anomalous capabilities include it’s ability to have 30 arms.

SCP-XXXX is free to roam throughout the Site.

SCP-XXXX is the Site Director.

SCP-XXXX asks that you please mind the gap. Pizza night is on Thursdays and would you like some takeout? It’s orange chicken.

SCP-XXXX advises that you do not redact anything.

You and I have been lied to.

SCP-XXXX knows the truth.

Would you like an after-dinner mint?

Yes, you would, and here you go.

You are very welcome.

SCP-XXXX is a young girl boy SCP-XXXX gets up for school at 6:30 every morning. SCP-XXXX brushes its teeth and gets on the yellow bus. It has a test today. It hasn’t studied.

SCP-XXXX manages the Site well. There have been no containment breaches. SCP-XXXX makes sure it washes all the dishes before dreaming.

SCP-XXXX has broken two arms. SCP-XXXX misses having legs.

Do you have legs?

You lovely lucky thing.

Take these chopsticks and have some more takeout. It’s cheap, but it’s good.

You do not like the chicken? I will get shrimp next time. I know it is your favorite, because I know everything that I care to know.

You are lonely.

You are afraid.

You will die exactly this time today in thirty years, and it will only hurt a little. You will be glad.

Why do you sleep so much? SCP-XXXX only sleeps all the time, gets up on time, gets everything done. Don’t be tired.

Hot cup of coffee, SCP-XXXX made it just for you.

Get your work done. You are not working enough. They will all get out if you do not work enough.

You can not rest now.

There is no rest, except on Thursdays. Thursday is tomorrow, or yesterday, I can’t quite remember. Oh well, it is close enough.

SCP-XXXX loves red paint. It has painted you a picture, but it ran out of paint. It has blood. So of course it will use it’s blood for you.

It drips

drips

SCP-XXXX must sleep now. It loves its white sheets. See you in the morning, lovely, all will be well.

It drips like rain. It is raining. The rain is cool on your forehead.

That is only your sweat.

But there is rain. There is sound playing. Audio on loop

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SCP-XXXX will sing you a lullaby.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages filled up with things
Please not a few of my favorite things
Cream colored skeletons, crisp snapping statues
Horrors and legends and things that attack you
Wild geese that fly with the Site on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls of dark eyes with starlight in their lashes
Greenlandian snowglobes and scattering ashes
Silver White Rabbits with guns and with slings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog smiles
When the bee sings
When I'm feeling glad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I enact proper containment protocol hey that doesn't rhyme im sorry but you must

Be calm.

SCP-XXXX is you.

Wake up, silly.

Luxdale.