The following is the investigation notes into D-45297851, now known as SCP-XXXX, surrounding the original incidents that led to its discovery.
Investigator Mark Gilligan, Date: █/12/20██:
At precisely 12:45PM, a scheduled cleaning of SCP-173’s containment began. The D-class personnel were D-45297851, D-9984536 and D-55781 (to save me some time I’m just gonna call them 1,2 and 3 respectively). 1 and 3 where to maintain eye contact while 2 cleaned the area. After the door had been reclosed, science staff reportedly heard 3 yelling at 1 to look at the “pistachio”. Following this the sound of 2’s neck snapping and 3’s wails for help. So far, about standard for a failed clean-up. However, after the scientists heard the neck of 3 snap they couldn’t hear anything coming out of that cell for what they claim was 10 mins. After those ten minutes had passed, a heavy violent knocking against the cell door was heard. The scientists were shocked that 1 hadn’t snuffed it and decided to ignore protocol and open the door for 1. When they opened the door though 1 wasn’t stood there, 173 was. And 1 (the cheeky bastard) had his back to 173 as well as his hands over his eyes. Cause the scientists weren’t prepared its resulted in a brief containment breach by 173 resulting in 2 research staff dead and 3 members of mobile task force Omega-19 A.K.A “Stonemasons” being wrung up by their necks.
Current questions:
Why did 173 not kill 1?
Working theory:
173 was scared? – Best I can guess if I’m honest. It would explain, what I assume to be, 173’s > violent knocking.
As for 1, he got lucky. At present, I recommend standard punishment as well as re-assignment to a new object. Even though my working theory is a long shot, we don’t want a repeat of today. Let’s err on the side of caution.
Investigator Mark Gilligan, Date: ██/12/20██:
Christ Almighty. Its only been 4 days and this guy has been involved in another strange incident. Oh, and I’ve decided to get creative with his classification. His number far too long. So, D-452whatevertherestofitis was reassigned to SCP-1338. We figured what’s the worst that could happen if he’s with a harmless one. I was to watch over him for the first few days to make sure nothing untoward happened. So, we enter 1338’s forest to talk to him and D-45whatever cuts his hand. I’m thinking, fine. I’m sure 1338 will be happy to heal him up. I’m technically not supposed to ask but it seemed like a good way to get them to bond since they may have to interact in an emergency. Anywho, we get there and D-emon decides to ask a couple questions. Again, he’s not supposed to, but what’s the harm? 1338 goes into heal the mans cut on my request. As soon as he applies his magic medicine instead of the D-45ETC’s cut healing, his arm breaks. Out of the blue, no warning, just snap. The man[REDACTED]. 1338 runs off, crying his eyes out and I think he was blubbering out an apology as well. We had to send out a team to find him and make sure he was OK and still happy to cooperate with us. Dr. Kiryu decided it may be best to reassign D-ouchebag so we don’t scare 1338 again.
Side note 1:
I don’t like this guy, stick far to up his own ass. He seemed kinda giggly over the fact he got 5 people killed with little effort too. I tried to have some casual chat on our trip, but he got guarded pretty quick after I about his home life. I’ll admit that’s got me curious now.
Side Note 2:
I didn’t notice it before we met the kid, but D-man has something like the condition that effects eye colour, much like 1338. Only one of his eyes is shaped differently too. Not like his whole eye, just the iris. But it seems almost triangular, not that you’d notice if you weren’t paying attention.
Current questions:
When ointment was applied why did the arm break, instead of his cut being healed?
Will more shit like this happen with other SCP’s? – I hope not
Who exactly is he? – Need to dig up his Foundation transfer record.
Working theory:
Perhaps he was allergic to something in the ointment and it created an increased adverse effect? I dunno. I only have half the science training the researchers do.
Investigator Mark Gilligan, Date: ██/12/20██:
Another try, another incident. This time is slightly troubling though. My parents used to say, “once is unfortunate, twice is a coincidence and thrice is a pattern”. As such I’m making it a priority of the investigation going forward that the history surrounding D-evious and how he came into Foundation custody. Anywho, main incident time. He was reassigned to SCP-2640 as a member of staff there. First day on the job and the till goes crazy printing out receipts faster than Usain Bolt could run. Nothing in the receipt messages was hostile, but he asked D-opey, in block capitals, to leave and mentioned that he had promised that he wouldn’t come back after asking his questions. Upon Foundation protocols, I got D-eviant out of there and started to question him on how he and SCP-2640 knew each other. Fucker just blanked me. Its fine though. I can ask the shop. I just have to wait at least 2 days for my answer. In keeping with my parent’s philosophy, I’m going to recommend he doesn’t come into contact or range of any SCP’s. What has been made clear with these last 3 incidents is that they find him threatening to some degree. As to why I don’t have the foggiest idea. Hell, this is so weird we may have to declare him a SCP. I guess I should start to pre-emptively call him it now.
Current questions:
Why are SCP’s afraid of him?
Why wont he reveal his past?
Current objective:
Ask the store for some history. Maybe then it will help to clarify at least one of the incidents as well as go too provide some background on him. Oh, I forgot to mention, I couldn’t find his transfer records. They’d be of great use if whoever has to file this could dig them up.
Three days after issuing this report, Inspector Mark Gilligan was found dead in SCP-173’s containment clutching [REDACTED]. How he ended up in SCP-173’s containment is unclear as the door hadn’t been opened since the last bi-weekly clean [REDACTED]. Following his death, the O5 council took personal note of his reports and reclassified D-45297851 as SCP-XXXX.