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Photo of the corner of SCP-XXXX's trunk

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 7x7x5 containment Garage. Aside from testing the radio is not to be played at any time. Level 3 access and permission from 05-██ is needed for testing. No SCP is to be tested when SCP-XXXX is in use.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a black 19██ █████████ Impala. The radio only plays one(1) song. When the song is played SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3 will appear in the driver and passenger seat switching at random. SCP-XXXX-2 is a human male of Caucasian descent. Scp-XXXX-2 seems to be about 37 years in age. SCP-XXXX-2 has black hair and is about 6' 1'' in height. SCP-XXXX-3 is a human male of Caucasian decent and is about 6' 5'' in height with brown hair. On rare occasions SCP-XXXX-4 will appear in the back seat of SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-4 is a human male of Caucasian descent. He is about 5' 11'' and has black hair though unlike the others he has the ability to teleport a few meters in any direction. Although the other SCP-XXXX instances don't have a fixed set of clothing SCP-XXXX-4 always wears a cacky trench coat and a red tie. When SCP-XXXX-4 teleports a brief flapping noise is heard. When these instances appear the trunk of SCP-XXXX-1 fills with several tools, guns, and small explosives.

Addendum XXXX-A: first test

<Begin Log>
Dr.████: alright play the song.

D-862: proceeds to turn on the radio and wait for the song to finish

SCP-XXXX 2-3 instances appear inside of SCP-XXXX

Dr-████: Interesting

SCP-XXXX-2: hello I am agent millian and this is my partner jack we just wanted to know if anything around here has happened that was a bit odd or weird

D-826: umm what is with the car

SCP-XXXX-2: I just asked a question. Now this is the part were you answer.

D-826: Just answer it please they promised I would get out in after a month this should be my last test.

SCP-XXXX-3: lets go he isn't any help

The instances proceeded to walk towards the door and pick the lock

Dr-████: We don't even have those kind of locks! What the fuck?!

Dr-██:you really should clean up your language.

Dr-████████: Could you two could stop arguing for one god damn second and pull the fucking containment breach alarm!

Dr-██: come on man this is going on file get your shit together and stop cursing!

During the containment breach the instances had found and destroyed SCP-███ though by request of 05-██ the incident was covered up with "Today the serpents hand has neutralized SCP-███" only level 4 personnel know the truth about SCP-███'s neutralization.

Addendum XXXX-2: scp-682 termination test

SCP-XXXX's radio was played causing the instances to appear in SCP-XXXX-1. When D-6538 was asked the usual "has anything odd happened lately in this area?" The
D-class then directed the instances to the testing area on a path cleared of personel and anomlies. When they arrived the door was remotely locked behing them and SCP-682 was introduced into the testing area

<begin log>

D-6538: NO GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE

D-6538 begins banging on the door and crying

SCP-682:pathetic.

SCP-682 then messily devours D-6538

SCP-XXXX-2: OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT!?

The instances begin run around the room to avoid 682

SCP-682:YOU DISGUST ME!

The SCP-XXXX instances begin covering 682 in an unknown substance and lit it on fire with a lighter burning SCP-682 down to nothing.

Dr-████: oh shit (the doctor begins laughing in disbelif) we did it

The 05 council was then notified of SCP-682's neutralization. When 96 hours later (4 days) SCP-682 began its regeneration process.

Note: This thing managed to subdue it the longest with a combination of the SCP-XXXX instances and the
"682 killer" dispensed from SCP-███ we may be onto something …05-██