Moistbread

SCP-XXXX upon discovery. Image quality has been distorted to avoid SCP-XXXX's anomalous affects.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: While in containment, the contents of SCP-XXXX are to be annually laced with iron shavings, and suspended within its containment chamber via two electromagnets situated on both the floor and ceiling of the chamber. Though the glass exterior of SCP-XXXX is immune to the anomalous properties of its contents, the bottle and its original contents are to be kept in a separate pressurized chamber to avoid contamination. All anomalous liquid created by SCP-XXXX after its discovery (henceforth labeled SCP-XXXX-1) is to be laced with shavings and moved to the center of the chamber via electromagnets.

All personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to wear CO2 laser glasses when either within or viewing the chamber.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a bottle of anomalous liquid labeled "Egg Noid". SCP-XXX possesses numerous anomalous properties,

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]