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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
A maximum of 113 grams (4 ounces) and a minimum of 28 grams (1 ounce) of SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a passcode-secured locker and stored at Sector █ for experimentation: excess is to be destroyed. Password is to be changed bi-weekly and distributed to all class C personal and higher working in with SCP-XXXX. Anyone effected by SCP-XXXX is to undergo rehabilitation directed by Dr.██████.

Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be similar in appearance to coarsely crushed glass, caramel-brown in colour and is faintly luminescent. SCP-XXXX was distributed in vials with salt shaker caps.
When SCP-XXXX is consumed, is causes excess dopamine and serotonin excretion, and causes fatigue if the consumer is awake. If the consumer falls asleep 8 hours after ingesting more than 3 grams, they will experience a dream indistinguishable from reality where the consume relives their life under ideal circumstances, likely until they die in their dream. The end of an affected persons dream is accompanied by a voice identical to the consumers which tells them that they cannot achieve their dream. While in their REM stages of sleep it is seems impossible to wake the consumer up.
Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX it is highly addictive. Rehabilitation exercises and testing are being directed by Dr.██████.

Amount Consumed Effect
<1 Gram Small spike in serotonin. Effects last 3 seconds.
1-2 grams Moderate spike in serotonin. Mild Fatigue. Effects last 5 seconds.
2-3 grams Large spike in serotonin. Moderate fatigue. Effects last 7 seconds.
>3 Grams Extreme spike in serotonin. Heavy fatigue. Effects last 14 seconds. If the subject falls asleep within eight hours of consuming they will experience a dream indistinguishable from reality.

Discovery:
SCP-XXXX was retrieved from a large number of homes and facilities after SCP-XXXX caused mass suicide and addiction in several locations. Labeled "The Spice of Life", SCP-XXXX was distributed by KitchenKrutch Inc. to the public under the guise of a new type of flavouring for an assortment of savoury foods. SCP-XXXX was advertised as "The spice to make all your dreams come true." and "Perfect for making those boring meals into something special."
Multiple lawsuits were filed, however all cases were dropped and no records of these court cases exist. Production stopped 5 days after distribution, and an estimated 8500 of SCP-XXXX were shipped to be put onto shelves and 3600 were sold. As of ██/██/██ the SCP Foundation has retrieved 5623 and an estimated 2239 have been consumed.
Despite the halting of production from KitchenKrutch, SCP-XXXX is still believed to be being produce and distributed on the black market by ██████ co.
Refer to ██████.

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[[Gluttony]]
**Item #: ** SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedure:
Gluttony is to have his custom muzzle at all times. Key to unlock the muzzle in the custody of Doctor Exe, head doctor of Section X as well as blueprints to create new keys and muzzles. Gluttony is to be fed every 30 days or if he becomes agitated. Feeding Gluttony requires 3 security guards to be stationed near-by and must be equipped with tranquillizers and oxygen tanks to suppress Gluttony after eating. Feeding Gluttony also requires approximately 1 ton of any substance (currently garbage from the local dump) to be delivered inside his containment chamber and requires one Class-D person equip to remove Gluttony's Muzzle

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[[Snake of the Original Sin]]

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Safe

SCP-xxxx is to be contained in a 10ft x 10ft room with furnishing including; a small bed, heat lamp, small bench and a window with a view, and a window on the door (make sure xxxx has a way to get up).

Xxxx requires 2 meals a day (prefers eggs, mice and birds). Let xxxx out of his chamber at least 3 times a week. Make sure to listen to xxxx and his requests and fulfill requests within jurisdiction with two exceptions; do not allow contact with SCP-GGGG under any circumstance and do not let xxxx interact with women.

Take caution when speaking with xxxx. It enjoys manipulation of emotion and nihilistic philosophy. Several employees have suffered bouts of depression after speaking with xxxx, more so in women as xxxx dislikes women.

Description: SCP-xxxx appears as a larger than average garter snake. SCP-xxxx is 5 feet long and weighs 156 g. SCP-xxxx's back scales are green-brown hue, and has a cream coloured line down the middle of it's back, the same cream colour as it's underside.

SCP-xxxx can speak without moving it's mouth, whether or not this is a form of telecommunication is unknown, however sound patterns indicate that it is a form of physical communication - the means in which SCP-xxxx speaks is unknown.

SCP-xxxx is highly intelligent, and enjoys conversing with employees. It's favourite topics to talk about are philosophy and religion, however it enjoys all forms of conversation such as politics, science and gossip.

Addendum: SCP-xxxx's discovery was peculiar. SCP-xxxx arrived at site-██ in ██████, ██ on ██/██/██, the means by which it arrived are unknown. SCP-xxxx asked site personal to provide it with a secure containment room, food, protection and entertainment. SCP-xxxx was immediately secured without difficulty and asked for a room with a view of the landscape after being placed in a standard 10ft x 10ft containment room.
SCP-xxxx made several demands, such as a bed to fit its size, a heating lamp with a bench underneath and a place for excretion. SCP-xxxx also asked for someone to talk with or something to entertain itself with. D-class personal 9193 was sent to converse with SCP-xxxx. D-9193 was given a hidden microphone and recording device to receive hidden orders.

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SCP-xxxx: "Ah, so I suppose you have come to talk to me?"

D-9193: "Yes…"

SCP-xxxx: "What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?"

D-9193: "Er, well I was wondering if there was a reason you came here, and more importantly, how did you find this place?"

SCP-xxxx: "I believe I already told you what I want, and that's why I came here. There's not much a snake can do by himself to pass the time, so I came here. I've known about this place for a while, in fact I was around when the O-5 counsel was still just a sparkle in their mothers eye."

D-9193: "Then why bother showing up now if you've known about the SCP foundation since the beginning?"

SCP-xxxx: "I believe that's a story for another time. If you'd like to know, then tell your eavesdropping superiors to come ask me themselves, but be carful what you wish for, oh, and bring some cards when you come back."

D-9193 was asked to withdraw. C-3353 entered after to continue the interview with cards.

SCP-xxxx: "I hope I didn't rain on your superiors parade. Did you bring the cards?"

C-3353: "I did." [C-3353 placed a deck of cards in front of SCP-xxxx] "What do you hope to achieve by coming here?"

SCP-xxxx: "Who knows? There are many things that I want; food, friends, entertainment, warmth, protection but most of all, I'm simply looking for a way to pass the time. Speaking of which, could you deal? I feel like playing blackjack."

C-3353: "This isn't a hotel you know. You won't find much in the way of entertainment here."

SCP-3353: "…You don't understand, do you? I told you, I have been around since the O-5 was in diapers, in fact, I've been around since the creation of time, several times. This means that I am immortal, believe me, I've tried to end it. I know many things, in fact, there's more that I know then that I don't. I know many secrets about the SCP Foundation, and I know information that the foundation has wet dreams over.
The best part is that I have nothing to lose, and everything to gain - even if you kill me, no, especially if you kill me. You, however, and the foundation have everything to lose… What would they do to you I wonder if I told you something you shouldn't know? Or what if I withhold information vital to the foundations' future because of you? What if I told the public of the secrets of the SCP-foundation, or handed out copies of that one famous picture of that one famous, yet shy SCP? I have all the time in the world - remember this. So, I suggest you start shuffling."

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[[Spirits of the Mayfly]]

Item #: SCP-MAY1

Object Class: Safe

Item Description: Faintly luminescent mayflies. They glow yellow and form a cloud in areas where suicide has freshly occurred. The suicide must have occurred at least 24 hours prior to the appearance of the mayflies, and the mayflies will only take form in shaded areas or at night. If exposed to light they will perish and dissipate. They are translucent and have no physical form, however, they are affected by physical stimuli such as wind.

Special Containment Procedure: The collected mayflies are to be stored in a standard sealed room as per containment procedure 7. In addition, the interior is to be painted black and all airways are to be sealed. The mayflies do not need nourishment or air to live.
Employees are to request permission from B-Class or higher ranked personnel if they wish to enter SCP-xxxx's containment chambers.
If for whatever reason personnel must enter SCP-xxxx's containment chamber (Ex. if more SCP-xxxx are found and captured), they must put on a full cover bodysuit as per protocol 2 (make sure 100% of the body is covered and the suit is sealed!) and input the passcode to enter the light bathing room (connected to SCP-xxxx's containment).
IMPORTANT - The door that connects the light bathing room to SCP-XXXX's containment room has a safe lock, and will not open until the lights have been turned off. Once they have, the door will unlock to the transition hall that is about the size of a small closet, and on the other end of the transition hall is the door that leads into SCP-XXXX's containment room. MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE THE DOORS BEHIND YOU! If you follow these steps, you will be fine.
Once exiting SCP-XXXX's containment room, make sure that none are being carried back with you to preserve their numbers, if they have landed on you, gently brush them off (they are very delicate) and proceed into transition hall. In transition hall, doublecheck that none of SCP-XXXX's numbers have been brought back with you, if they have then brush them off and set the transition hall relocation fans to "on" (the switch to your right) and continue (the fans will activate after you have left the transition hall).
Finally, enter the light bathing room and turn the lights on and this will kill any of SCP-XXXX's numbers that have followed you into the light bathing room (which there should be none…). Take off your clothing attire while in the light bathing hall to make sure there is none of SCP-xxxx's number hiding in the creases of your clothes, place the full-body suit into a biohazard bag dispensed in the light bathing room. Then you may exit AFTER putting your clothes back on and return the full-body suit for standard volatile biohazard inspection.