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| PeppersGhost | moklin: For the deadline, let's say March 20 so I can get the article posted before the end of the month for DS. As for research, it'd be desserts and dessert components that would make suitable analogues for feline biology |
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| moklin | will do |
| PeppersGhost | moklin: I was thinking one might have a general baklava/filo theme. They need to be eaten regularly to survive, so there'd be description of their bones being filo and their marrow being chopped nuts honey, or something like that |
| PeppersGhost | moklin: But that's as far as I've gotten; part of the research I'd planned was familiarizing myself with more desserts to get a feel for where there's good potential |
| moklin | PeppersGhost: "They need to be eaten regularly to survive" - what does this mean? wouldn't eating them kill them? |
| PeppersGhost | moklin: no, they're fine. But if they're not eaten, they technically stop being desserts, and the conceptual thaumaturgy starts to break down |
Desserts should come from Balkan sweets & cuisine.
Might be too close to the Filo: Börek
- Blood:
- Bones: Filo (Reasoning:
PeppersGhost's choice)
- Bone marrow: Baklava (Reasoning:
- Brain: A densely-packed Funnel cake (Reasoning: Emulates folds of the brain)
- Claws:
- Stale icing (Reasoning: I can't find anything more fitting than that)
- Declawed dessert kitties (Reasoning: to make sure consumers don't get their eyes clawed out by dessert?)
- Ears: Outer area (The triangle-looking part) is skin, but the eardrum itself would be a generic thin slice of bread (Reasoning: No suitable analogues found)
- Eyes: (Possibly hollow) Balls of Sugar glass (Reasoning: It's actually edible and would be the most usable as an eye, though it is quite fragile)
- Fur: No suitable analogues found
- Heart:
- Pulsing Cherry Jell-O (Reasoning: Color, and the fact that I find pulsating Jell-O weirdly unnerving | might be too similar to the liver)
- Strawberry (Reasoning: While not exactly a dessert, the fruit's use in several recipes, combined with its similarity of both color and shape, make it a viable option)
- Kidneys: Hwangnam-ppang (Reasoning: It's bean-based.)
- Liver: Chocolate or Grass jelly (Reasoning: Livers are pretty darn brown)
- Lungs: Caramelized apple slices (Reasoning: Similar shape)
- Muscles: Mincemeat (Reasoning: No other suitable analogues found, and this one is made out of meat)
- Nose: Carved Turkish delight (Reasoning: Pink Turkish delight has a similar color and texture to a cat's nose)
- Skin: Crêpe (Reasoning: Most skin-like dessert I could find. While not easily stretchable without tearing, it is easily bendable)
- Stomach: Some form of Filled donut with small holes on each end (Yes I realize that normal donuts are like this, I'm specifically referring to a donut with a large hollow interior and a dime-sized hole on either end)
- Throat and other misc. tubing: A long and thin variant of Bundt cake
Purebread
This is a scip about soggy bread body-horror (Their liquid blood ends up making them all soggy and they die) and leads up to the pseudo anti-climax line "SCP-XXXX-A instances are commonly noted to possess a poor taste due to being 'too sweet'.".
SCP-XXXX; rear side visible.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX is a steel cremator produced circa 2009. SCP-XXXX possesses no anomalous properties while inactive. Activation of SCP-XXXX requires the insertion of a corpse, connection to a sufficient fuel supply, and use of the mechanical interface to heat the internal compartment to 260°. After activation, SCP-XXXX will convert the provided corpse over the course of 1.5 hours.
Converted corpses1 are edible pastries which resemble domesticated house cats (Felis catus). The weight and volume of SCP-XXXX-A instances is dependent on the amount of matter inserted into SCP-XXXX prior to activation. Multiple SCP-XXXX-A instances are created when the amount of matter inserted into SCP-XXXX exceeds five kilograms.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
