| Kakroom |
roberttherobot you asked if it was possible |
| superblobby |
now to send it to the mods |
| Kakroom |
yes it is |
| Kakroom |
as with everything else |
| Kakroom |
like every o5 is a disciple of satan |
| Kakroom |
or god is actually dead and his corpse is on display at a walmart |
| Kakroom |
or clef is just an o5's cat who he writes fanfiction for |
| truffles |
.y sell bulletproof plates for backpacks |
| jarvis |
truffles: [1/10] Amazing Bulletproof Backpack you can now own - length 10m26s - 3230↑43↓ - 74,897 views - TAOFLEDERMAUS on 2017-07-27 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=6V2bwt-s-NYTITLE: |
| moklin |
Kakroom: "god is actually dead and his corpse is on display at a walmart" - that's just crazy enough to work |
| superblobby |
I'm listening to the interstellar soundtrack and it got me thinking |
| superblobby |
2014 is gonna be 4 years ago |
| superblobby |
god damn |
| Kakroom |
moklin yes it is |
| moklin |
fuckit i'm gonna write that |
| moklin |
so basically I'm thinking that this walmart is the outpost for a cult of Anti-theists that somehow managed to actually kill god |
| Hippo |
moklin: why's it just gotta be one god |
| Hippo |
moklin: make it the meat-section of a walmart |
| Hippo |
they sell the meats of various gods |
| Kakroom |
god serial killers |
| NineVolt |
moklin: Walmart has killed god, and with the fall of all that it is holy comes unholy sales! |
|
moklin kisses Hippo |
| moklin |
i love you rn |
| Hippo |
"our prices are ungodly" |
| RoberttheRobot |
moulin I think the joke could use more depth, maybe more scenes with the SCP not being able to multitasking or think about more people, or something |
| Hippo |
"god flesh for the god-god" |
| moklin |
RoberttheRobot: danke, will keep in mind |
| Zhange |
morning |
| Hippo |
or even better: "God sacrifices for the meta-God" |
| Kakroom |
'odin meat: delicious smoked. renders eloquency. may have side effect of understanding all of creation. crow repellant included.' |
| Hippo |
haha |
| MaliceAF |
Recursion for the god of chanting the phrase "recursion for the god of chanting the phrase "recursion… |
| Hippo |
A++ |
| Kakroom |
'essence of zeus: perpetually burned. may result in flowing beard and enhanced vitality. omnisexual.' |
| Zhange |
RoberttheRobot: … is that name a reference to something? |
| moklin |
Kakroom: something tells me zeus might be into that |
| Tufto |
.st |
| Tufto |
evening folks. |
| Zhange |
hi Tufto |
| Tufto |
'lo zhange. |
| moklin |
Zhange: not gonna lie i though RoberttheRobot was you lol |
| Zhange |
moklin: I can see why |
| RoberttheRobot |
Zhange Robert sounds like robot so roberttherobot |
| Arboretum |
ay ay ay ay ay |
| Arboretum |
what going on |
| Arboretum |
yo check out these sick images i found |
| mlister |
Hey zhange |
| Zhange |
RoberttheRobot: ah |
| Kakroom |
arboretum O M N I S E X U A L |
| Zhange |
RoberttheRobot: thought you were a bumaro fan for a moment |
| NineVolt |
moklin: "Blood of the Holy Fourth: Tangy but tasty, may result in the consumption of extraterrestrial microorganisms. Drink with caution." |
| Arboretum |
They are sonar scans of drowning victims at the body of a river, so while they're not actual dead bodies, nevertheless i'm tagging em with a TW |
| RoberttheRobot |
Do I look like a weeb |
| RoberttheRobot |
Wait don't answer that |
| mlister |
RoberttheRobot You're here |
| Zhange |
RoberttheRobot: how is that weebish? :V |
| mlister |
so yes |
| mlister |
Zhange I mean |
| Arboretum |
TW death |
| Kakroom |
roberttherobot bumaro's a scp robo dude |
| Arboretum |
Fucking neat image tho |
| Kakroom |
leader of the broken church |
| moklin |
NineVolt: nah, i'm gonna make it the holy fifth, cause that one's actually dead in-universe and i want to keep the joke legit |
| mlister |
Zhange You're the one who says Bumaro is bishie |
| Arboretum |
I'm tempted to use it in a skip or something |
| Zhange |
moklin: tru |
| NineVolt |
moklin: Yeah that would work best |
| mlister |
Zhange :V |
| Arboretum |
tw deatg agaub |
| Arboretum |
*death |
| mlister |
You're so lucky no one else's name begins with Z |
| RoberttheRobot |
Oh, darn it, there's literally thousands of SCPs. Kinda hard not to accidentally reference one. |
| NineVolt |
moklin: Actually since the Holy Fifth got mysteried out of reality go with the Holy Sixth |
| Zhange |
RoberttheRobot: Bumaro is the guy in the middle |
| moklin |
NineVolt: will do |
| Kakroom |
moklin "Rib of Thanatos: self-explanatory' |
| truffles |
isn't bumaro like |
| Metaphysician |
Wow, that is cool (sonar scans) |
| truffles |
the 20th century guy though |
| Arboretum |
ikr |
| Arboretum |
perfect SCP fuel |
| Kakroom |
Truffles he old |
| mlister |
Zhange Smoothest of plugging |
| NineVolt |
moklin: That one also died recently (year 2000) so it'd be more likely to get blood from that one than anywhere else |
| ChanServ |
Hippo is now known as HippoAway |
| moklin |
Kakroom: "Karcist Ionic bacon! Buy it before it grows too much and floods the store!" |
| Metaphysician |
scp-3288 |
| jarvis |
metaphysician: SCP-3288: The Aristocrats (written a month ago by Metaphysician; rating: +89) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3288 |
| Metaphysician |
Hmm, been sitting there awhile. |
| Metaphysician |
Reached its posting peak. |
| RoberttheRobot |
So are there any SCPS where what the SCP is isn't explained in the description, but hinted at in the containment procedures. |
| Kakroom |
'Surtr of muspel rinds: it took a dead dimension but we got him, and at 3.99 a pack' |
| Kakroom |
robertherobot .s 579 |
| jarvis |
kakroom: SCP-579-J: Microtransactions, SCP-3579: Insta-Gator, SCP-2579: Grant's Dancing Bears, SCP-1579: Different Skin, SCP-579: [DATA EXPUNGED] and 0 more… |
| Kakroom |
. sm 5 |
| Zhange |
.s undefined |
| jarvis |
zhange: UNDEFINED: Containment Chamber #3942 (written 3 months ago by Jack Ike; rating: +181) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3942 |
| Zhange |
scp-3005 |
| jarvis |
zhange: SCP-3005: A Light That Died (written 9 months ago by Silberescher; rating: +254) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3005 |
| moklin |
.sm 5 |
| jarvis |
moklin: SCP-579: [DATA EXPUNGED] (written 9 years ago by scroton, rewritten 8 years ago by Sophia Light; rating: +134) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-579 |
| Kakroom |
thank you |
| RoberttheRobot |
Like some really interesting/oddly specific containment procedures that tell you what it is, or hints at it, while the description doesn't just outright tell you. |
| Zhange |
.au |
| mlister |
RoberttheRobot Yes |
| jarvis |
zhange: Zhange has 2 pages (2 Originals) (1 SCP Articles, 1 Artwork Galleries). They have 529 net upvotes with an average of +264. Their latest page is SCP-3007: World of Two Artists at +324. |
| mlister |
All of those^ |
| Kakroom |
.s 231 |
| jarvis |
kakroom: SCP-2317-J: A Door to Another Parody, SCP-2318: Country Club Nuisance, SCP-2315: Mother Always Knows, SCP-61231: An Honest Buck, SCP-231-J: 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh and 11 more… |
| Zhange |
hi DrBleep |
| NineVolt |
BTW moklin as far as author canon goes the fifthist "god" became attracted to the holy fifth (less romantic and more "predator hunting prey"), and then ????? |
| Kakroom |
.sm fucking shit |
| jarvis |
kakroom: usage: !showmore [index] |
| NineVolt |
eyo DrBleep |
| Kakroom |
scp-231 |
| jarvis |
kakroom: SCP-231: Special Personnel Requirements (written 9 years ago by DrClef; rating: +1138) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231 |
| Zhange |
DrBleep: I'm back from vacation so comms are on! |
| DrBleep |
yo yo |
| DrBleep |
zhange coolio! |
| Zhange |
DrBleep: pm? |