Monteburger

Item #: SCP 5212
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 5212-A is to be held at Site 106 in a standard humanoid containment cell, in accordance with standard humanoid anomaly containment practices. Any instances of SCP 5212-C produced by SCP 5212-B are to be incinerated, after their print number is noted and reported to the United States Federal Reserve Bank to have the print number removed from circulation. SCP 5212-A is also to at no point have SCP 5212-B removed from its possession, for risk of a possible containment breach via the manifestation of SCP 5212-D. In the event of an SCP 5212-D event, Mobile Task Force -XXX (designation "XXX") are to be dispatched, equipped with standard Tartarean-class entity deterrent equipment.

Description: SCP 5212 consists of 4 separate anomalous entities and/or objects:

SCP 5212-A is a 25 year old Asian-American male, standing at 5'7" and weighing 140lbs. As of current testing, -A has demonstrated no ontokinetic or anomalous properties outside of those demonstrated by interaction with SCP 5212-B and -D.

SCP 5212-B is currently a very worn Fossil brand wallet that, as of current testing, can only be opened by -A. Upon opening, -B is empty, aside from -A's driver's license issued by the state of [REDACTED] and the main billfold, which will contain either the previous or a new manifestation of SCP 5212-C. Any attempt to insert nonanomalous currency or currency mediums such as credit or debit cards results in the immediate, spontaneous incineration of the corresponding item. According to interviews with -A, this phenomena occurs with whichever wallet, billfold or other item used for the explicit purpose of holding money -A had last used, even if in the possession of another individual (vis-a-vis borrowing, stealing, etc.)

SCP 5212-C are $10000 bills in American currency with the appropriate issue number printed upon them in concurrence with the printing of currency at the United States Mint and Treasury Department. Institutions that accept -C as credible currency have subsequently been targets of armed robbery in 100% of cases, ranging from 5.6 minutes to 24 hours after accepting SCP -C.

SCP 5212-D is a Tartarean class thaumaturgic entity that manifests in -D events and when -A is greater than 3 meters from -B. -D possesses superhuman levels of strength, durability and speed, and is capable of altering its height and physiology by anomalous means to create bladed appendages.

Discovery: SCP 5212 was discovered upon reconaissaince into reports of anomalously high rates of armed robbery in the vicinity of [REDACTED], Connecticut, and its surrounding townships.

Testing Logs: SCP 5212-B

Interview Logs: SCP 5212-A
Interviewer: Dr. Brendan Jameson
Dr: Jameson: Good afternoon, SCP 5212-A.
SCP 5212-A: