Moonjump: 3D Printing

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be kept in a standard 5x5x5 meter concrete containment cell. Cell is to be guarded by at least two armed guards at all times. Foundation personnel are to be monitored by at least two guards while operating SCP-XXXX-1.

Sentient instances of SCP-XXXX-3 are to be contained in a separate standard 5x5x5 meter containment cell than SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2. Non-sentient instances are to be kept in anomalous items storage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is composed of two major components, hereby designated SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 will still display their anomalous properties, even when not used together.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a ██████ brand 3D printer with an 24 cm x 18 cm printing board. SCP-XXXX-1's primary anomalous effect manifests when an object is printed using it. Anything printed with it will be printed incredibly fast, with times ranging from a few minutes to █ microseconds. Objects printed with SCP-XXXX-1 will already display textures present in the printed file, as though they have been painted.

SCP-XXXX-1's secondary anomalous effect only manifests when a text file¹ with the same name as the file being printed is present in SCP-XXXX-1's printing directory. Anything written in this file will affect the object being printed, causing it to behave like the object described in the file. While this effect can cause objects to take on properties not normally present in plastic, it does not change the material's physical composition; all created SCP-XXXX-3 instances still retain the primary physical properties of plastic, such as its melting point, mass, and tensile strength.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a Galbirazz² brand spool of 3D printer filament. While it appears to be nearly empty, SCP-XXXX-2 will never run out of filament, regardless of what is being printed.

SCP-XXXX-3 is the collective designation for all objects created using SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 can be sentient if a personality is specified in the instance's relevant text file. An SCP-XXXX-3 instance can be as intricate and powerful as their files and models state, allowing for feasibly anything³ to be created using it.

Addendum XXXX-1: Recovery Log: SCP-XXXX was discovered after multiple reports of "moving toys" surfaced around the University of Hawaii at ████ in [REDACTED], Hawaii. SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 were found in one of the computer labs on the campus, attached to a ████ brand home computer that has since been confirmed to be non-anomalous. All recovered SCP-XXXX-3 instances were located in a dorm room elsewhere on campus, presumably owned by the creator of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 and all recovered XXXX-3 instances have been replaced with non-anomalous duplicates, and all civilians who made contact with XXXX-1 and XXXX-3 instances have been administered Class C Amnestics.

Addendum XXXX-2: Despite the text files present on SCP-XXXX-1 upon its recovery pointing to the existence of 37 SCP-XXXX-3 instances, of those 37 only █ are in the Foundation's custody.

Addendum XXXX-3: A comprehensive list of all notable instances of SCP-XXXX-3 is as follows:

+ Sentient XXXX-3 Instances

SCP-XXXX-3-1: SCP-XXXX-3-1 is an 18cm tall figure shaped like a Blaziken⁴ wearing a black suit. It identifies itself as "Moonjump," although the reasoning behind this name is unclear. Although it would seem that it cannot remove said suit, it has shown that the suit is not part of its body. SCP-XXXX-3-1 claims to be the leader of the sentient SCP-XXXX-3 instances, much to the annoyance of SCP-XXXX-3-3.

SCP-XXXX-3-2: SCP-XXXX-3-2 is a 16cm tall articulated "action figure" shaped like a Gardevoir⁵. It holds a tiny plastic shotgun, capable of firing a spray of small shards of plastic, which are usually only capable of causing mild irritation in humans. It refuses to identify itself, although multiple other instances have referred to it as "Alice." Unlike XXXX-3-1, SCP-XXXX-3-2 is both verbally and physically hostile towards researchers and other instances of SCP-XXXX-3. As such, XXXX-3-2 has been separated from other instances to prevent it from damaging them.

SCP-XXXX-3-3: SCP-XXXX-3-3 is a 20cm tall human figure that identifies itself as "Lord Jerry." Similarly to SCP-XXXX-3-1, XXXX-3-3 claims to be the leader of the sentient SCP-XXXX-3 instances, although unlike XXXX-3-1's claims, other XXXX-3 instances agree that XXXX-3-3 is their leader. It wears a crown made of chalk, and has a cape made of a sheet of red fabric. These items were not printed by SCP-XXXX-1, and it is unknown how XXXX-3-3 obtained them.

SCP-XXXX-3-5: SCP-XXXX-3-5 is a 24cm tall figure resembling a ████████ brand hybrid game console with small cylindrical limbs. Despite its slightly rudimentary appearance, it is fully functional as a console, and requires no power source. A face resembling the =D emoticon is present on its screen at all times, even when a game is being played. While the controllers attached to the side of the console are removable, XXXX-3-5 expresses significant discomfort at the idea of doing so.

SCP-XXXX-3-17:

+ Other XXXX-3 Instances

SCP-XXXX-3-4:

Addendum XXXX-4: Interview Logs.

+ Interview XXXX-3-1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-3-1

Interviewer: Dr. ████⁶

Foreword: The following interview was conducted upon request of SCP-XXXX-3-1.

<Begin Log>

Doctor ████: Good morning, XXXX-3-1. I heard you wanted to see me?

SCP-XXXX-3-1: Yep! I wanted to just say hi!

████: …really? That's all you wanted?

SCP-XXXX-3-1 Of course! What did you think I wanted?

████: I don't know, I just expected something… more.

SCP-XXXX-3-1 pauses, visibly confused

SCP-XXXX-3-1: Like what?

████: …Never mind.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Well, this was a huge waste of time. - Dr. ████

+ Interview XXXX-3-2

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-3-2

Interviewer: Junior Researcher █████

Foreword: The following interview was conducted without permission from Dr. ████, and Junior Researcher █████ has been reprimanded accordingly.

<Begin Log>

Junior Researcher █████ is cleaning SCP-XXXX-3-2's side of the containment chamber following a recent test.

SCP-XXXX-3-2: The hell are you doing over here????

█████ drops something, surprised by the sudden question. She looks around before spotting SCP-XXXX-3-2, who is sitting on top of a file cabinet.

█████: Me?

SCP-XXXX-3-2: No, the other nerd in my room. Of course you, idiot.

█████: Oh. Um. I'm not supposed to… talk to you. So, uh.

SCP-XXXX-3-2 laughs.

SCP-XXXX-3-2: Ha, how come? You scared that I'm gonna shoot ya?

█████: N-no, of course not! I'm just not supposed to talk to you!

SCP-XXXX-3-2: Well you're doing an absolutely fantastic job at that.

█████: Why are you so mean to everyone? What did we ever do to you???

SCP-XXXX-3-2 smirks, and gestures to one of its arms.

SCP-XXXX-3-2: You [EXPLETIVE] humans put me together the hard way.⁷

█████: What do you mean, "the hard way"?

SCP-XXXX-3-2's smirk falls, becoming an annoyed frown.

SCP-XXXX-3-2: Ugh, someone smarter than you'll know what I mean.

SCP-XXXX-3-2 proceeded to raise its shotgun threateningly.

SCP-XXXX-3-2: Now get outta my room.

█████ ducks down and quickly exits SCP-XXXX-3-2's part of the containment chamber.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: While Junior Researcher █████ shouldn't have even BEEN in that room, she did find out something interesting. - Dr. ████

Addendum XXXX-5: Following Incident XXXX-1, all tests involving SCP-XXXX-1 must be authorized by Dr. ████.

Footnotes

1. For example, a file labeled Object.txt

2. Upon further research, it has been confirmed that this company does not exist.

3. Aside from objects larger than the print bed, consumables, and objects with a physical strength higher than that of plastic.

4. An anthropomorphic bird from the popular video game franchise Pokémon.

5. A humanoid creature that appears to be wearing a dress, also from the Pokémon franchise.

6. The current head researcher for SCP-XXXX

7. It is presumed that this is referring to SCP-XXXX-3-2's articulated limbs and "action figure" type body, which all other sentient -3 instances lack.