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ultra-veganism, eating rocks etc

So, you've switched to veganism, the responsible choice for both your body and the environment, but you're thinking to yourself "Surely I can do more". And you'd be right! Eating plants is no less murder than eating animals! Luckily, the Earth provides us with a great many things that have never been alive, a great bounty for the entire world to eat if they'd only open their eyes. Let me teach you, and you'll be eating rocks, minerals and ores before you can say "Eating plants is murder!" Geotarianism, the responsible choice.

crazy complicated process refining something into an edible state,

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SCP-XXXX: Just A Dream
Author: MortosMortos

Entry for the 2019 JamCon theme "So it was all a dream…".

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