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“Hey guys I’m Dave the Savage, and I’ve come to see if we can explore this unknown location I found while on a crap stop on a road trip.”
Two men ages 18 and 21 are seen hopping the fence of Site-42.
“Oh fuck guys!” says Dave whispering into the vlog,”I see a guard tower.”
“Oh shit… bruh…” said Big J,” We might get shot.”
“Hell yeah, man, run out in front of the spotlight!”
Big J hopped around in the shadows completely pumped screaming like an unparented child.
“OOOOOOH SHIT! BIG J! Move! Move!” whispers Dave the savage, urgently,”I can’t believe you did that!”
“My dad left me when I was twelve I don’t care what happens,” says Big J enthusiastically.
“Dude thats so sad… meanwhile, let's try to find someplace to sleep!!”
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“Yo…”said Dave the savage, softly into the mic.”We just got in the main building, and it smells like a target.”
“Man, I think I found the bathroom, But I need a passcode.”
“Try 12345.”
A couple beeps later…
“Oh fuck, It’s not working. Hey whys that guy sleeping over there?”
The two causually approached a body slumped againgst the wall, no signs of life were seen, or at least noticed by the two heroes.
“I think he’s just tired… hey see if he has anything…”
Big J lifts a wallet,”AHH, yeah! 50 bucks!”
Dave the Savage held up some band new jordans,”I got his Js.”
“Hey how long is this red light gonna go off?”asked Big J.
“Don’t know man but while we’re at it, RAVE TIME!!”
The two scream and bounce around under the blaring red light, the body comes back to life rising, skin vascular and blue.
“Oh, shit the guy woke up!”
“Run before he sees we got his pumps!”
The two men run off and out a hydraulic hissing door.
“Yo guys! We almost got caught so we decided to leave. But we got lost… wait! Look Big J, Is that… ”
It was then a man heavily decayed he phases through leaving red corrosive effect around the void that fogs at the surface. Like acid, it’s gunk leaves pits in the linoleum as he grabs around and pulls an effortless slip till out leaving a red patch on the wall dissolving like a bath bomb.
“Yo… that’s him…”
“Bruh… I’m so sorry…”
“Man whats my dad doing here!? He left me 10 years ago man!”Big J unable to withhold his swell of emotions, confronted the wheezing petrifying old man.”WHAT DO YOU WANT! YOU CAN'T SHOW UP! WHAT NOW THAT I’M A SUCCESS!?”
“Big J! Big J! Let it go! Let it go… he ain’t worth it…”Savage said with a grip on his best friends shoulder,” Hey you missed out!”
Dave the savage, thought about what happened, he turned the music down on the radio,"You ok, dawg?"
"Man I wanna cut my self."
Dave the Savage changed the gangster rap 21 savages to Linkin park."There chester will always be with you, he knows how you feel. I pray to him at night…"
"What about you?"
"Man, I can't with that shit right now, I'm blazed out."
And so our heroes rode off, the adventure done,… until they ran out of hot pockets.
