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Item #: SCP-5000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is to be contained within a 4x4 meter storage room at Storage Site-23. No female Personnel are permitted to enter SCP-5000's containment chamber with the exception of authorized testing of exposing SCP-5000 to D-Class subjects. Any female Personnel which show signs of Pregnancy near SCP-5000's chamber after ██/██/11 are to be terminated SCP-5000-2 useless if needed for authorized testing and examination by foundation researchers (see addendum #1) . Instances of SCP-5000-2 not terminated are to be moved immediately to site 88 for proper containment into a standard humanoid containment chamber with toys, books, and other forms of entertainment and enrichment intended for young children.

Description: SCP-5000 appears to be a standard, functioning 1st generation iPhone (Black) which seems to have no anomalous effects on human male Personnel (See addendum #1). However, if a female were to be within 1 meter from SCP-5000 they will immediately fall unconscious for approximately 1-2 hours, while unconscious the female affected will rapidly undergo pregnancy and will give birth to specimen SCP-5000-2. How SCP-5000 impregnates female humans is currently unknown by foundation researchers, requiring further testing to discover the cause.

Instances of SCP-5000-2 initially appears a humanoid fetus with chrome-colored skin, SCP-5000-2 within the frame of 10-15 minutes will rapidly age until it resembles a human toddler, at this point the aging process of SCP-5000-2 will rapidly decrease to that of a rate of an average human toddler. SCP-5000-2's intelligence seems to increase correspondingly to its aging rate, when it has grown to resemble a toddler is capable of basic human speech in the English language and levels of understanding and comprehension of an average 5-year old human (See Addendum #2). The fingernails and canine teeth of SCP-5000-2 specimens can extend into sharp claws and long, sharp teeth, features that have been observed to be used for attacking (See Addendum #3). Most instances of SCP-5000-2 appear to be docile in behavior and cooperative with Foundation Personnel (See Addendum #2) however, some instances of SCP-5000-2 appear to be much more aggressive and violent in behavior (See Addendum #3).

Addendum #1: For testing of the effects SCP-5000 on male humans, Researcher Personnel ordered a male Class-D to attempt to use the iPhone and use the installed apps in the span of 10 minutes before going under physical exam. The male class Class-D was successful at approaching and turning on the phone without incident and the apps used such as the App store, settings, and safari appear to function normally. Physical examination of the Class-D reported no abnormalities within his body.

Addendum #2: The following interview was conducted by Dr. ███ during testing of a SCP-5000-2 specimen .

Addendum #3 Date: ██/██/11:
When Foundation Security Officer personnel attempted to capture a transport an discovered instance of SCP-5000-2 to site 88, instead of complying with personnel as expected, suddenly extended its nails and teeth and attack one of the Security Officers. SCP-5000-2 had targeted the Security Officer's throat, severely injuring him, during SCP-5000-2's assault the accompanying Security Officers terminated the specimen via gunfire.