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Mic 3: Cargo Truck
Date: 10/23/20
Retrieval Team(s): Porky-9 - AncientMinister-2
Subject: Mojave Desert/SSB-007
Commander(s): Commander Ghastly/Commander Mayle
[BEGIN LOG]
MTF 1: Release SSB-001 now! We got SSB-007 pinned down!
MTF 2: Hurry, man! AncientMinister-2's forces are rapidly getting injured and retreating!
MTF 3: YEAH HOLD ON, BRO! I CAN'T GAIN FOCUS AGAINST IT SINCE IT'S SHINING THE SHIT OUT OF THE BULLETS TOWARDS ME!
[MTF 3 is heard opening the back of a cargo truck, releasing SSB-001.]
SSB-001: Lets-a-go!
MTF 2: Yeah, yeah. Come on, catch the fox, or else we'll get screamed at by the O5 that administered this retrieval.
SSB-001: [Chuckles] Alright, don't want my fellows getting in trouble by that woman.
[SSB-001 is heard walking towards the diminishing gunfire and hears the SSB's laugh. 20 seconds later of gunfire and obscenities, both MTF teams are heard cheering.]
MTF 5: YOOOOOOOO GAMEEEE! THAT WAS POG BRO!
MTF 6: YEAH MAN SSB-001 CAUGHT SSB-007 EVEN WHEN SSB-007 WAS DASH DANCING.
Commander Ghastly: Quiet down, we'll get SSB-001 into the truck and start going back to Dream Land and get our deserved break.
Commander Mayle For our victory, let's have some alcoh-I mean apple juice!
[END LOG]
SSB-011 Hurridely Slurping Down A Bowl Of Ramen
Exploration Video Log Transcript
Date: ██ / ██ / ██
Exploration Team: MTF Duon-9
Subject: Site-E7 "Magicant"
Team Lead: Commander Kusaka
Team Members: MTF Yamaguchi, MTF Miura, MTF Hatano, and MTF Sato
[BEGIN LOG]
Person A: Dialogue
Person B: Dialogue
STUFF HAPPENS
Person A: Dialogue
[END LOG]
Date: ██ / ██ / ██
Exploration Team: MTF Duon-9
Subject: Site-E7 "Magicant"
Team Lead: Commander Kusaka
Team Members: MTF Yamaguchi, MTF Miura, MTF Hatano, and MTF Sato
[BEGIN LOG]
MTF Yamaguchi: Rascal spotted heading towards Storage Room α, keep quiet.
MTF Miura: Moving in, watch out, another one heading North towards us.
MTF Hatano: About that, another one coming down the South hall.
MTF Sato Same for the East and West halls
Commander Kusaka: We're surrounded? What're the subjects approaching us?
MTF Miura: Euclid Class SSB-32, Safe Class SSB-12, others unknown
Commander Kusak: Shoot down the swordie, don't worry about the balloon and knock it over, escape from the East hall that'll be opened.
MTF Yamaguchi: On it, Sato will distract the other two and escape while shooting down the tough guy.
MTF Sato: Why me?!
MTF Hatano: You have more than one main.
MTF Miura: That's true, now get to it.
MTF Sato: Fine.
Gunfire ensues, MTF Sato screams while running down the hall. Loud scraping noises and an unknown type of singing echo through the halls.
Commander Kusaka: Alright, we got away!
MTF Yamaguchi: There's something there, though.
MTF Miura: Holy shit! It's the fucking kid!
MTF Sato: Shoot at it!
Commander Kusaka: Wait, don't!
More gunfire ensues
MTF Yamaguchi: Welp, we're dead.
[END LOG]
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Date: ██ / ██ / ██
Containment Team: Duon-9
Subject: Site-E7 "Magicant"
Team Lead: Commander Tate
Team Members: MTF Makioka, MTF Toshio, MTF Tanikawa, and MTF Takahashi
