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Item#: SCP-4827
Object class: Euclid Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4827 is to be securely fastened to a steel 3 meters x 3 meters 2 inch thick wall. Two (2) Site Guards must giving SCP-4827 constant attention while observing changes in movement and placement in SCP-4827 in case of triggering its anomalous reaction. In case of a containment breach onsite personnel are to follow OE-protocol.
Description: SCP-4827 is a purple and pink translucent childlike humanoid entity. The object requires intense treatment and attention to suite its needs. SCP-4827 is regularly docile, only occasionally making small slivering movements. SCP-4827 appears to be in a deep sleep when it is not active. SCP-4827 may occasionally begin giggling to an unknown. This is to be considered normal and personnel should not divert from their current stance to not activate SCP-4827’s anomalous ability.
SCP-4827 requires intense and consistent attention or it will activate. When SCP-4827 activates, it will produce a high-pitched deafening cry and it will gain much more strength. usually reaching about 110 decibels. The crying lasts from 2-3 minutes, there is no change in pitch or decibels. Those around SCP-4827 when it activates will experience intense paranoia and guilt. After SCP-4827 concludes its crying, the people affected will fall unconscious and in approximately 1 minute, they will be terminated by SCP-4827.
SCP-4827 will only deactivate if it’s attention is regained. If SCP-4827 is not deactivated, over time it’s cry will spread further and further out for others to hear. SCP-4827’s cry can reach a maximum of 9 miles away from itself before no longer expanding. SCP-4827’s cry makes animals fall unconscious but does not terminate them. It is not known why this happens. Anyone who attempts to enter or exit the field of SCP-4827 will be stopped by an invisible force-field.
This one really sucked.
Still taken from "Never Gonna Give You Up" featuring Rick Astley.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Explained
Special Containment Procedures: All online platforms able to provide links via user submission are to be monitored by 42-Motr online scanners to locate any active instances of SCP-XXXX. In the event an instance of SCP-XXXX is spotted, 42-Motr online scanners are to instantly remove the instance via removal or redirection of the affected link.
Revised Special Containment Procedures: Due to the events that took place with SCP-XXXX, it does not need to be contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an online phenomenon in which any link posted by a user of any online site, involuntarily of the original poster of said link leads to the song “Never gonna give you up” by Rick Astley, released on July 27, 1987. SCP-XXXX appears to manifest in informal settings online, such as social media and online “meme communities”. This causes confusion, as links that are told to lead to certain information instead lead to the song. SCP-XXXX is completely harmless, only causing a link to lead to the song.
Addendum-XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX has caused a minor breach of secrecy for the foundation, with SCP-XXXX instances becoming far too widespread and numerous, the assigned 42-Motr online scanners could not remove SCP-XXXX instances before they were seen by the general public. Thankfully, SCP-XXXX poses no threat to humans and no major incidents occurred. With our current knowledge, no witnesses of SCP-XXXX realized that the link was anomalous.
Addendum-XXXX-2: SCP-XXXX’s object class has been changed from safe to explained. See Addendum-XXXX-3.
Addendum-XXXX-3: Non-anomalous links to “Never Gonna Give You Up” have been posted in high numbers on previously mentioned online web pages. It seems users of these web pages, after seeing instances of SCP-XXXX have made the use of using a link to the song as a sort of joke. The joke goes as follows: a user will ask for something online, then another user will reply with a link, which would be assumed by the jokes victim to be the material they were asking for. Upon clicking this link the jokes victim will find the song. These jokes are non-anomalous. The 42-Motr online scanners are to be decommissioned for future use.
An interview was held with the creator of "Never Gonna Give You Up", Rick Astley.
Interviewed: Rick Astley
Interviewer: Dr. █████████
Foreword: This interview was held as an attempt to gain more knowledge of SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log, █/██/20██>
Dr. █████████: Hello, Rick Astley. I know you may be confused on why you were brought here. Do not panic. We are just here to ask a few questions.
Rick Astley: Can you tell me where I am? What are you gonna ask me?
Dr. █████████: Calm down, Mr. Astley. I am only going to ask a few questions. Please cooperate.
Rick Astley: Fine.
Dr. █████████: Thank you. First question, are you aware of the influx of attention on your song, "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
Rick Astley: Yes. Views of my song have sky-rocketed with no explanation as to why.
Dr. █████████: So you are unaware of the re-directions to the song online?
Rick Astley: Nope.
Dr. █████████: I see. So we are done here now.
<End Log.>
Closing Statement: We have found that Rick Astley does not have any information that may assist us in further knowledge of SCP-XXXX. Following the interview, Rick Astley was administered Class-A Amnestics. Further research can be found here.
Photo taken byv on 19/07/13.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All roads leading to ███████ have been redirected. Five (5) foundation personnel are to be located in short proximity of ███████. If SCP-XXXX takes place, foundation personnel are to view the actions of SCP-XXXX-1 via camera,and document their actions. If a civilian approaches the location of SCP-XXXX, active foundation personnel are to redirect them backwards. If a civilian witnesses SCP-XXXX, they are to be administered Class-A amnestics. In the event an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 attempts to escape, active personnel are to fire at the SCP-XXXX-1 instance. All photographs or videos taken of SCP-XXXX are to be confiscated, as well as whatever device it was taken with.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an event in which a group of roughly thirty (30) male humanoids, labeled as SCP-XXXX-1. All 30 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will amass in the center of a forest in ███████. It is as of now unknown what the purpose behind this is. SCP-XXXX-1 do not appear to communicate in any known language, and instead SCP-XXXX-1 use a language different from any other human language. Audio recordings suggest that SCP-XXXX-1 instances speak with a Russian accent. SCP-XXXX-1 appear to wear a green camouflage with a black tactical vest and a Russian PMG gas mask.
After a physical viewing of SCP-XXXX, the viewer will become paranoid and slightly malnutritioned. Viewers will also become much more submissive to any type of authoritarian government. SCP-XXXX-1 do not appear to be hostile, but on occasion do attempt to attack foundation personnel.
Foreword: Video recorded by 16 year old ███ Ivanov on an Ipod. Recovered by Foundation search teams.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ██████: (In Russian) Hello ███ Ivanov. Do you understand English?
Person: (In Russian) I understand it well. (In English) But can you please tell me why I'm here? I have classes a ton of homework for tommorow.
Dr. ██████: (In English) Excellent. Now, let's discuss what happened yesterday.Person: What do you mean? The gas mask edgelord cult in the woods? Are you guys cops?
Dr. ██████: I cannot tell you what we are. And yes, we are here to discuss the "gas mask edgelord cult in the woods." Tell me Ivanov, how did you feel when you encountered this group of people? Any dizziness? Nausea?Person: Now that you bring it up, I started feeling really hungry. I felt sick too, but I don't know if that's just because I was hungry.
Dr. ██████:Is that all you can tell us? Is there anything that you would like to add?Person: No. That's it.
Dr. ██████:Okay. Thank you Mr. Ivanov.Closing Statement: Dr. ██████ leads ███ Ivanov to be administered class-A amnestics.
Addendum-XXXX-1: Foundation personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX have begun noticing larger and larger numbers of instances per activation. These SCP-XXXX instances have become much more hostile, and personnel are recommended to stay alert and prepared at all times.
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Document #10934027
This document is classified to personnel of less than Level 3 access. This includes civilians of all countries.
Further viewing of this document will result in your, and other viewers’ immediate arrest and prosecution under the SCP Foundation.
A photo of ITE-ri32.
Thursday, 26 November 2020
Yesterday, this journal (titled by the SCP foundation as ITE-ri32) carried by Doctor Jamien Daniel Rien of Site-23 Block B-U was seized by the Anomalous Object Security Department. Doctor Jaimen Daniel Rien voluntarily gave ITE-ri32 to the Anomalous Object security department. He is confirmed by the Employee Management Department to have since his recorded employment, to our knowledge, been absent from any malicious activity with the use of anomalies or regular criminal acts. Doctor Jamien Daniel Rien has been given specific treatment using sodium thiopental to determine that he did not have any memories of the recent events (from Friday 27 November 2020 up until Sunday 20 December 2020) that take place in ITE-ri32 that he describes his (nearly) daily life as an SCP Foundation official scientist. No currently known foundation personnel have legitimate memories of ███ █████. The words, written vertically on the margins in a currently unknown or unidentified language are theorized to content the coordinates to [DATA EXPUNGED]. ITE-ri32 (presumably made originally in November-December of 2019) was not sold with the icon used by the SCP Foundation and was instead drawn by Doctor Jamien Rien. ITE-ri32, as of now (Thursday 26 November 2020) is currently in the custody of the Anomalous Object Security Department. Researchers in block C-L do not currently believe ITE-ri32 to have anomalous origins or conditions. The events and dates inside ITE-ri32 match up perfectly with official SCP Foundation documents and recordings. We will wait until the current date is the same date as the final significant entry in ITE-ri32 to return it to Doctor Jamien Rien.
Interview audio log #23538 - Thursday, December 26 2020 4:34PM PST>
Interviewer: Inv. ██████
Interviewee: Dr. Jamien Rien
Begin log
Inv. ██████: Hello Dr. Jamien Rien. This is a recording of interview number two-three-five-three-eight (#23538). This interview is being carried in order to gain information on ITE-ri32. You have been given a dose of sodium thiopental in order to ensure that you are telling the truth.
Dr. Jamien Rien: I understand.
Inv. ██████: First, do you have any memories at all about the events dating from the twenty-seventh (27) of November twenty-twenty (2020) up until the twentieth (20) of December twenty-twenty?
Dr. Jamien Rien: Not at all.
Inv. ██████: Do you remember buying the book? If so, where did you purchase it from?
Dr. Jamien Rien: Yes. I remember entering a dollar store in Vancouver, Burnaby, I believe. It was from a dollar store.
Inv. ██████: Did the book have any anomalous qualities throughout your ownership?
Dr. Jamien Rien: No, It did not. For as long as I had it, other than the instant appearance of a large new section of the book, there was no suspicious or anomalous activity with the book.
Inv. ██████: Interesting. Did you read the new section of the book?
Dr. Jamien Rien: Yes. I did.
Inv. ██████: Did it look like it was written by you? Was it written the way you write?
Dr. Jamien Rien: Yes. The only difference I noticed was that overtime, the writing seemed to get messier. That could be due to…
Dr. Jamien Rien makes air quotes.
Dr. Jamien Rien: my decreasing sanity while in that bunker.
Inv. ██████: I see. Do you have any additional information that could help us?
Dr. Jamien Rien: No.
Inv. ██████: Well then, I believe that is all. Thank you, Doctor. Close the door on your way out.
Dr. Jamien Rien: Okay. Goodbye.
End log
This document was written by Doctor Christopher Synder(#3802) of Block C-Y. Active hours are from 6:30 AM-4:00 PM.
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