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Item#: XOXO
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
It's a goddamn piece of floating ass and nothing else. Seriously, we just put it in a metal box and leave it alone. New research compels us to keep SCP-XOXO in a sealed glass cylinder inside a 404 square feet room in Site 52.
Any experiments on SCP-XOXO must be approved by a level 3 staff or higher.
Description:
This goddamn piece of ass has an 'anomalous' property alright, its alive isn't it? Without a human body for crying out loud. Plus it floats. Really makes me want to beat the living hell out of it. Like slap it around, see if it's like a ping-pong ball.
SCP-XOXO are a pair of human organs (Gluteus Maximus) that exhibits properties that allow it to bend the laws of physics in order to levitate. Apart from levitating, it seems to unusually shake about when it floats, sometimes reaching shaking speeds of 372 full shakes a minute.
On top of this, SCP-XOXO does not exhibit a need for sustenance, unlike most other biological organisms. While the insides of the organ can be seen by looking at the other side of SCP-XOXO, it does not seem to differ at all (based on observation) to the insides of an average human gluteus maximus. Even though the insides of the organ is exposed, it does not seem to contract any infections or even release any blood (through the blood vessels).
It is also under investigation if SCP-XOXO can increase aggressive and sexual behaviour due to incident XOXO-01.
Addendum-XOXO-01: Researcher Aggression
The researcher in charge of SCP-XOXO has been found late at midnight breaking into the containment area of SCP-XOXO and proceeded to strip before rubbing his genitals on SCP-XOXO and aggressively slapping SCP-XOXO.
He was then apprehended by security personnel after hearing the researcher "shout very loudly in pleasure". The researcher was sent for a physical and psychological examination, where they found that the researcher was extremely drunk from moonshine. Investigations have traced the moonshine production to another researcher in the site. Both have been warned by the site's head researcher.
While it is possible that SCP-XOXO has had an effect on how the researcher behaved, we are still unsure if this is the case or if it was simply a result of alcohol.
"Jesus, that was weird. He was slapping that ass harder than Diana hitting the wall."
