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Item #: SCP-FLATT-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: honestly, we just keep it in the fridge and hope somebody really likes Go-Gurt.
Description: SCP-FLATT-J is a normal box of yoplait Go-Gurt, which contains 24 Tubes of Go-Gurt. (we will call these SCP-FLATT-J-A through SCP-FLATT-J-X)
when one of the 24 Go-Gurt's inside is consumed entirely, that person (who sucked the Go-Gurt Dry) will turn FLAT, about .1-.2 inches in width.
the person who consumed That Instance of SCP-FLATT-J will be dubbed that instance which he consumed.
(for clarification, if a boy consumes SCP-FLATT-J-H, he will be the new SCP-FLATT-J-H, until his passing on.)
Document regarding Dr ██████'s Interactions between SCP-FLATT-J Please don't let
Dr. ██████ Give this to D-class ANYONE, and don't let him order a "cup of SCP-FLATT-J" from SCP-294. (Remember when that one D-class escaped Site-██ when Dr. ██████ gave him SCP-FLATT-J, folded him up into an airplane, and threw the D-class out Gate-█.)
Addendum [SCP-FLATT-Ja] After the first consumption of one of the Instances of SCP-FLATT-J, we discovered that Instance will not be Replaced, and termination of SCP-FLATT-J is entirely possible.
Addendum [SCP-FLATT-Jb] Well, about Addendum [SCP-FLATT-Ja]…who would want to terminate this, this is LIT!
Addendum [SCP-FLATT-Jc] Mobility is completely possible with SCP-FLATT-J, since we gave this to a D-Class and he crawled through a vent. oops MTF was able to find the D-Class
(now currently known as SCP-FLATT-J-L) outside of the facility and played frisbee with him because he was really aerodynamic, like wow successfully detained and brought SCP-FLATT-J-L back to
Site-██.
Addendum [SCP-FLATT-Jd] Can we put this thing through 914? oh hell yeah, it'll be like 420-J all over again!
Document Regarding: Addendum [SCP-FLATT-Jd] Anyone Attempting to put SCP-FLATT-J through SCP-914, MUST be terminated by any personnel who has been given the ability to use a weapon.
