Mr Oooie

Item #: SCP-????

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-???? Must be contained in a titanium box of no more than 1ft x 1ft x 1ft of room. The box must have at least 4 inches thick of titanium making it up, and a ring of high power magnets at least 1 inch thick. The box must have 20- 50 laser drilled holes with filters so that air can come through, although they can’t let any other particles in. Boxes must be anchored to the ground with a minimum of 8 heavy duty 4 inch bolts. The crates that hold SCP-???? Must be so that they can’t roll or take any amount of large damage or have any item fall or hit them.

Each sample must be isolated by an additional barrier of metal, at least an inch thick, and must be at least 5 feet away from another one. If any part of SCP-???? Is found not be contained properly, one Class D Personnel must be sent in to “defuse” it, then evasive action must take place to securely protect it within 12 hours.

All boxes should be in the same large room, separated by large metal panels, but still visible from the same camera, from above looking down.

All personnel within or possibly within a 50 foot radius of it must be wearing chainmail headgear, and equipped with a high power electromagnet. All personnel that interact or may interact with SCP-???? Or its containment area must have a mental stability level of at least a 9.225 out of 10.
No unauthorised personnel may go within 50 feet of SCP-????.

Under NO condition may any part of SCP-???? Be Terminated.

Description: SCP-???? Is a set of 127 sentient onions, responsible for 192 deaths, each ranging between 6 and 10 ounces. Each onion is between 4 and 6 inches in diameter, and about 2.5 inches tall. These onions are only identifiable by fluorescent red cells found on the inside rings of it, and other than that, are non-anomalous. While SCP-???? Had no ability to move, has a strange sentients of its own.

When left undisturbed, SCP-???? Is a non-anomalous onion, but when it is cut into, it's anomalous properties begin to function and proceeds to read the closest persons thoughts. It looks through their whole brain, then essentially hacks into the after mentions brain make them depressed and on the verge of suicide. Within 12 hours, each victim has been reported dead had said “the onion did it”. After running background checks, victims were classified as “Sane”, and were found to be telling the truth. Scientists dubbed this mysterious phenomena SOD, or sentient onion disorder.

After controlled tests on class D personnel, it has been confirmed that victims commit suicide around the 12 hour mark, but early effects can appear in as little as 20 seconds. It is also confirmed that after the victim dies, the onion feeds off their “life energy”, and repairs the gash that released their inside, and goes back to a non-anomalous Onion.

Declassified documents revealed numerous stories about the origin of SCP-????, the most prominent story being as follows:

Numerous powerful countries such as (DATA REDACTED) allied together in 1946 in attempts of making immortality. They agreed to test on onions, injecting them with (DATA REDACTED). While there are only 127 contained, it is suspected that the original sample size was about 1,500. When powerful leaders such as (DATA REDACTED) ingested this, they became infected, and commited suicide just 8 hours later.

After reviewing security tapes, the 4 onions were recovered and placed in the maximum security sector, labeled as a danger to society. The workers tried to terminate them, but were unsuccessful, and had what seems to be 257 to 349 exported to the public. 127 have been found, and safely contained, causing a total of 192 known deaths (some onions killed 2 or more people).

Scientists have found no safe way to terminate these without awakening the onion. While the onions outer layer is fragile, the onions thick inner core, due to the infusion, takes an unrealistic amount of energy to destroy, more than 15 nuclear bombs. A failed experiment using one nuclear bomb yielded the outer layer to be completely stripped off, while the inner core remained intact. So far, the safest thing to do is contain these and learn more about their nature.

Addendum 1:

Failed Methods of Termination

• Depriving the onion of air, and essential nutrients. When the onion shriveled up, its inner core became exposed, and nothing happened to it, except for the fact that it just became unapproachable.
• Using 1 nuclear bomb to blow it up did nothing more than strip the outer layer off.
• Drowning the onion only (DATA REDACTED)
• Repeatedly hitting it manually in attempt to split the core. The core never broke after 12 hours of mutilating it in every way possible.
• Tossing it in molten metal. The onion only (DATA REDACTED).