Item #: SCP-5291
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5291 is to be contained in 8 m by 8 m room with no doors. Guards are to be armed with specialized gas masks and "5291 Tasers" which are pictures of [DATA EXPUNGED]. There are to be vacuums attached on each corner of the room to deny SCP-5291 of filling the room while 5291-1. In the event of a containment breach, all personnel armed with 5291 Tasers are to hunt it down and paralyze it.
Description: SCP-5291 is a tan humanoid male, seeming to have no race, his former name is [DATA EXPUNGED], although he goes by "Mr. Smokes", he seems to be a young adult, despite having been contained on [DATA EXPUNGED]. His eyes are naturally violet with his "hair" being of similar color. His hair is composed of a strange, fog-like substance, being dubbed SCP-5291-1. Any human that inhales 5291-1 are to experience blindness and extreme nausea, possibly dying from sickness. 5291 is capable of speech, knowing English, German, Sign Language, and basic Japanese, his voice is severely raspy but he seems to be in good health. He isn't hostile towards the foundation, but he is Keter for a reason.
SCP-5291 is capable of emitting 5291-1 from his head, as well as his body when threatened. He is incapable of being attacked or come into contact with physical objects, for he will phase through them as if he was a ghost. He is allowed to wear specialized clothing, as well as gloves and boots that allow him to touch and come into contact with physical objects. These items are made the same as common clothes, but are laced with an unknown substance that deny 5291 from phasing through it.
He is capable of "warping", allowing him to access areas without having to go through a door. He can also "warp" other objects to him, although due to testing, it is proven that he cannot do this with sapient beings. There is no recorded distance that 5291 can "warp" or warp objects to his person, although the latest recording show that he can warp and warp objects from [DATA EXPUNGED] away.
Testing Log:The following is a list of objects or places that 5291 was told to warp to or to him.
Subject:D-4011
Item or Place Asked For:A king-sized [DATA EXPUNGED] size chocolate bar
Result:5291 held his hand out and conjured the requested item in his hand.
Notes: D-4011 was ecstatic and attempted for consume the chocolate bar while still in the room, upon removal of the mask, D-4011 inhaled 5291-1 and soon died
Notes From 5291: …Y'Know, she could've just exited the room BEFORE eating the damn chocolate
Subject:Dr. Carver
Item or Place Asked For: SCP-1048 and its creations
Result:5291 stood in place for around 30 seconds before presenting Dr. Carver a document with all of 1048's currently known information.
Notes:Wha- This isn't what I asked for!
Notes From 5291:Well 1. The thing is living, and that's a no go, and 2. Even if I did do so, how did you expect to contain it?
Subject: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Item or Place Asked For: Cassy
Result:5291 seemed to re-explain to the Subject that he cannot, in under any circumstance, transport living items to his person. An hour after, SCP-5291 breached containment and was found in Cassy's containment area, drawing something onto a separate piece of paper before setting it next to Cassy. 5291 then returned to its containment area before security could contain him.
Notes: The drawing seemed to be a crudely drawn flower, as well as a toolbox, contents included
Notes From 5291:…What? She seemed stressed, so I gave her something to cheer her up, probably
Subject: D-6831
Item or Place Asked For: SCP-682's containment cell.
Result:5291 had vanished, 5 minutes later returning and curling up in the corner of his cell, repeating "Nope" to himself.
Notes:With a recording, it is shown that 5291 accidentally had 5291-1 to kill personnel guarding 682, 5291 attempted to interact with 682, only for it to attack when it had regenerated. 682 then breached containment once more.
Notes From 5291:What in the actual [EXPLETIVE] was THAT THING?!?!!?
Sidenote: Any further testing will not include SCPs Keter or above, we cannot risk any high-level breaches.
Subject: Dr. King
Item or Place Asked For: A check for $100
Result: 5291 successfully conjured $100's worth of apple seeds in his containment cell.
Notes: I should've seen that coming
Notes From 5291: But…He wasn't asking for apple seeds, like at all.
Subject: D-2341
Item or Place Asked For: Subject handed 5291 a piece of paper with something written in it.
Result: 5291 breached containment. 10 minutes later, he was found in SCP-166's quarters, seeming to emit a red smoke, dubbed 5291-2. He did not move or tried to sexually assault 166. SCP-5291 was safely recontained with no casualties. After research, it is shown that 5291-2 is safe for humans to inhale.
Notes:Futher research suggests that 5291 becomes paralyzed once shown certain pictures, therefore the discovery of 5291 Tasers [pictures of nude attractive women, proved to be effective]
Notes From 5291:…Heh, I always was shy around women, but that one…Woah.






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