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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard containment locker at Site-76 with at least one attending guard. Access to SCP-XXXX is only to be granted to staff with at least clearance level 2.

Under no circumstance is direct skin contact to be made with SCP-XXXX. If skin contact is made, affected personnel should immediately be detained and screened for memetic effects.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a red dodgeball approximately 26 29 34 cm in diameter. When direct skin contact is made with SCP-XXXX, the surface of the object will instantaneously bond to the skin of the person touching it (hereby reffered to as SCP-XXXX-2). When this happens, SCP-XXXX-2 will express no desire to remove the object, instead attempting to roll SCP-XXXX over their skin to make contact with as much skin as possible, removing large swathes of skin in the process. When SCP-XXXX-2 expires, most commonly due to blood loss, SCP-XXXX will detach from the cadaver.

As more skin adheres to SCP-XXXX, it is converted into the same rubber like material making up the surface of SCP-XXXX. Over time, SCP-XXXX grows in size as more material is added. Samples of this material removed from the object exhibit identical properties to the object itself. If irregular amounts of material are added to different areas of SCP-XXXX, the object will gradually morph into a sphere.

A circular space was found in the center of SCP-XXXX, revealing its original size as approximately [REDACTED]. This indicates that the object has absorbed ██ m² of skin.

Recovery SCP-XXXX was recovered from [REDACTED] Elementary School in 19██, following reports of [DATA EXPUNGED]. The object's anomalous properties were not noted during recovery, due to recovery agents' gloves. However, Dr. █████ was killed during initial testing, at which point SCP-XXXX's properties were noted.