Mrferretman
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be kept in a standard safe item containment room at site-19. Only personnel of level-3 or above and with permission of personnel of level-4 or higher are allowed to enter and preform tests on SCP-xxxx. Testing should be preformed at testing site-5.

description: SCP-xxxx is a remotely operated toy car that resembles a formula racing car, accross the sides and on the rear spoiler are stickers that read " VROOM VROOM !. " A remote is also present. SCP-xxxx appears to be indestructible with disassembly also proving impossible, along with never requiring new batteries.

When SCP-xxxx is being controlled it handles like a regular remote controlled vehicle, however when the individual controlling SCP-xxxx utters the phrase " vroom vroom ," it anonymously increases in speed according to how loudly and enthusiastically it is said1.

addendum: SCP-xxxx was recovered after reports of several buldings were demolished I'm a straight line. The object was found at the end of it's path. Amnesiacs were given to direct witnesses and a cover story of a meteorite impact was formulated.