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- Carnivore maker
- Carnivore Maker rough
- The Wrong Exit rough
- The Universe's Punching Bag rough
- The Universe's Punching Bag
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept in an underground facility 100 meters to the east of site-XX, hereby designated site-XX-X. Site-XX-X is to only be accessible through an underground passageway connected to site-XX. This passageway must have a 10 centimeter thick steel door located at the entrance to site-XX-X as well as 20 and 40 meters along the passageway from site-XX-X. These doors must be remotely lockable and must not be unlockable by any means for 1 hour after the locking mechanism was engaged. Above ground site-XX-X is to be surrounded by a chain-link fence at a distance of 60 meters. This fence is to be clearly marked with signs indicating a biohazard every 15 meters.
Site-XX-X must contain:
- a standard large mammal containment facility with reinforced doors
- an incinerator
- an industrial refrigerator
- 2 rooms fitted with restraints capable of restraining a humanoid with enhanced strength
- a small medical facility
Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be fed 350g of raw pork, beef, lamb or some other type of meat12 every 3 hours.
Once an instance of SCP-XXXX has reached maturity, it and it's host (SCP-XXXX-1) are to be terminated. Once a new host of the species Bos taurus has been infected all dead remains are to be incinerated on site.
Any work conducted on or with SCP-XXXX is to be preformed by instances of SCP-XXXX-2. Any personnel that are not instances of SCP-XXXX-2 must only enter site-XX-X for extraneous circumstances and only if:
- Permission is given by the level 4 site director
- It has been confirmed that all meat infected with SCP-XXXX's eggs has been incinerated
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be assigned sleeping quarters at site-XX as per their rank with the foundation prior to infection with SCP-XXXX. They are also to be allowed free movement on site-XX as per their rank but must not be allowed to leave site-XX or mingle with the civilian population.
Idea
- some sort of large parasite: Like a wormlike millipede the length of an arm.
- Works on all large mammals
- If infected one will find all non meat food disgusting and its consumption will make one sick
- The bone in the skull will restructure to allow for prominent canines and incisor teeth, this is irreversible
- Infected individuals will constantly crave meat. Individuals will consume far more meat per day than is possible for a normal human being. The more meat is consumed the faster the parasite will mature. Infected individual will also gain more muscles the more meat is consumed. Meat cravings will increase the more the parasite matures.
- Bones are also eaten but do not help with craving for meat. Will strengthen bones though.
- All bodily changes are permanent
- Once the parasite reaches maturity it will lay single celled eggs into the host which will disperse throughout the host's bodily fluids and tissues. Eggs will remain dormant until in new body. Once the host makes contact with another large mammal the parasite will attempt to leave the hosts body through the most convenient exit and enter the other mammals body in order to lay eggs (it then repeats the behavior in this dot point until it is dead). Once the parasite has left the host, the host will experience extreme anger which usually results in a homicidal rage. This will last until the host pass out from exhaustion. Anger will be reduced when host reawakens but will only be fully gone until after about one to two weeks.
- Host will be highly infections for up to two months at which point the eggs appear to die off.
- If the host survives all this they will lose their craving for meat and be able to consume normal food as well as gain an immunity to the parasite and it's effects.
- All dead meat that contains the parasite's eggs will give all large mammals within about 50 meters a strong desire to consume it whether they can sense it or not. The effect is stronger the closer one is to the dead meat. These effects will manifest after about 5 minutes have passed since the subject's death. Effects will also persist in individuals for about a minute after they have left the area of effect.
- All urges can be resisted through extreme willpower. These are not mindless urges and people affected will often use their intellect to get what they desire.
- if restrained subjects in an enraged state will often harm themselves in an attempt to get free.
- An anomalous side single lane tunnel splitting of from the .. lane tunnel which is a busy tunnel used for the daily commute by (however much traffic most such tunnels get). Tunnel is located in large city.
- Side tunnel entrance can not be permanently blocked by any means. Any items placed to block said tunnel will disappear. However, it is impossible for one to witness these objects disappear. One will simply realise that they are no longer there. The timing of this realisation is inconsistent in timing among independent observers.
- SCP-XXXX is not listed on any official maps.
- People do not feel compelled to enter SCP-XXXX and most do not even notice it on their commute. However, some civilians do enter it by mistake or out of curiosity.
- Upon entering individuals will slowly gain a clear memory of their entire life, from birth to their death. Any amnestics, no matter how strong will wear off.
- They will also 'remember' their future, skill still have to be learned though. In the SCP article it will remain ambiguous whether individuals 'remember' a single timeline or multiple possibilities which they can choose to enact. This will be a major thing in in the article.
- This memory will remain with individuals after leaving SCP-XXXX and cannot be removed by amnestics.
- The layout of SCP-XXXX will change every time it is explored but subjects will have no difficulty finding their way out due to their abilities. The layout is usually one of twists, turns crossing paths and splits. One will never be able to find the same way out as they did in. The exit will usually be in another tunnel somewhere on earth. Said exit cannot be relocated.
- May also include part with someone who took anti-amnestics (can't remember what they're called) who remembers past birth and death.
- Humanoid
- Will fail at almost anything it attemps
- will not be killed or maimed by its failures
- multiple attempts to achieve the same thing as a previous attempt will always fail a different way
- testing is suspended after SCP-XXXX accidentally kills an assistant researcher with a gun, this was orchestrated by Pietri
- After remarking to a guard that they actually like containment they breach containment in their sleep and are found several kilometres from their containment cell. Upon attempting to return SCP-XXXX to their containment cell SCP-████ breaches containment and destroys SCP-XXXX's containment cell.
- New containment procedures are introduced including electric shocks
- develops depression
- After the death of the researcher (car accident) in charge of SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX remarking that the researcher isn't such a bad guy total isolation is ordered.
- Imply that assistant researcher Pietri actually murdered the researcher in order to gain his position.
- Shortly thereafter SCP-XXXX attempts suicide and fails.
- SCP-XXXX gets new containment procedures including total isolation, torture conducted by Pietri, a featureless cell cleaned once a week and food that tastes awful.
- Regularly attempts suicide
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All experimentation with SCP-XXXX has been suspended. Any change to this policy requires the approval of the head researcher at site-XX.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard 5m×5m humanoid containment cell. It is allowed limited access to site-XX facilities from the hours of 9am to 5pm. The facilities SCP-XXXX is permitted use of the onsite cafeteria, gym, counselling offices, the 2b recreational room and hallways 2d, 2e, 2h, 2i, 2j. SCP-XXXX must not leave its containment cell outside of approved testing. Reasonable requests by SCP-XXXX for items to enhance its containment cell may be granted if first approved by the lead researcher overseeing SCP-XXXX currently Dr Allison Fragulus.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard 5m×5m humanoid containment cell. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must first be approved by Dr Allison Fragulus Dr Pietri Gauvin. All interactions with SCP-XXXX are to be recorded in document-XXXX-c along with the perceived mood of SCP-XXXX. Any signs that SCP-XXXX is content with its containment are to be reported to Dr Allison Fragulus Dr Pietri Gauvin immediately. SCP-XXXX is to be administered a non-lethal electric shock at a randomly selected time between 1am and 5am and between 11am and 6pm daily.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard 3m×3m humanoid containment cell. All non D-class personnel are prohibited from entering the containment cell of SCP-XXXX. Outside of exceptional circumstances, D-class must only be allowed to enter the containment cell once a week for cleaning after SCP-XXXX has been made unconscious via tranquilizer dart. The mood of SCP-XXXX is to be constantly monitored and recorded in document-XXXX-c. Any positive changes in SCP-XXXX are to be reported to the lead researcher overseeing SCP-XXXX immediately. SCP-XXXX is to be administered a non-lethal electric shock at a randomly selected times three times daily.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in one of two identical 2m×2m×2m containment cell. Both containment cell are to be unfurnished and completely empty. The walls floor and ceiling should be made entirely of concrete except for a light built into the ceiling, an air duct connecting to the temperature regulation system of site-XX and a remote monitoring camera and microphone. One remotely operated windowless steel door is to be installed connecting both containment cells along with one windowless steel door in each cell to allow access from site-XX. Each containment cell must also have a functioning TD Remote Sensory Overload Administrator 2.3 installed.
At randomly selected times, four times daily; a non-lethal electric shock is to be administered to SCP-XXXX by the TD Remote Sensory Overload Administrator 2.3 installed in the cell in which SCP-XXXX is currently residing. Once a week the door connecting the two cells is to be opened so SCP-XXXX is able to move to the other cell. In the case, that SCP-XXXX does not comply and move to the adjoining cell the TD Remote Sensory Overload Administrator 2.3 may be used to encourage SCP-XXXX to move to the other cell. D-class are to be used to clean the cell in which SCP-XXXX is currently not residing.
SCP-XXXX is to be monitored for any signs of happiness via the surveillance equipment in its containment cell. Should signs of happiness be identified SCP-XXXX is to be subjected to Procedure 32-Smiley via the TD Remote Sensory Overload Administrator 2.3.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a genetically human Caucasian male confirmed by birth registers to have been born on the ██/██/199█. It has Brown hair and eyes, measures 1.85m tall when standing upright and is slightly overweight. The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX manifest in its inability to successfully complete almost any task. Notable exceptions to this include eating, drinking, breathing, ████████████ and any actions carried out subconsciously.
At the time of writing SCP-XXXX's actions have never directly resulted in severe injuries to itself. This implies that SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties protect it from killing or severely injuring itself and is a probable explanation for the exceptions to its anomalous properties. However, inconclusive evidence shows that it is possible for outside forces to maim and possibly kill SCP-XXXX3. Furthermore, it should be noted that SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties do not manifest if SCP-XXXX attempts something impossible.
It is also likely that the failures induced by its anomalous properties are never identical. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties are illustrated well by its repeated attempts to make use of the coffee machine in the onsite cafeteria. A selection of these attempts can be seen below4.
Attempt #1
SCP-XXXX is seen standing in the cafeteria while looking nervously at the coffee machine. It appears to be fidgeting with a piece of paper.
Reason for failure: The coffee machine is in constant use by foundation staff throughout SCP-XXXX's stay in the cafeteria and it lacks the confidence to join the line behind the coffee machine. SCP-XXXX gives up after 32 minutes and returns to its cell.
Additional notes: Cut XXXX some slack, it was its first day. - Dr Frag
Attempt #4
SCP-XXXX nervously makes its way to the coffee machine while avoiding foundation staff.
Reason for failure: On its way to the coffee machine SCP-XXXX slips and is subsequently rushed to the medical ward despite its instance that it is uninjured.
Additional notes: SCP-XXXX was later confirmed to have sustained slight bruising to its left elbow.
Attempt #11
SCP-XXXX gets in line behind █████████ ████████.
Reason for failure: █████████ ████████ starts a lengthy conversation with another foundation staff member while simultaneously blocking access to the coffee machine for SCP-XXXX. After approximately six minutes, SCP-XXXX requests for █████████ ████████ to move. When █████████ ████████ doesn't react SCP-XXXX gives up and returns to its cell.
Additional notes: This entry is complete bullshit, I swear there was nobody behind me - █████████ ████████
Attempt #23
After successfully making its way to the coffee machine SCP-XXXX places a plastic cup under the machine and operates it in the correct manner.
Reason for failure: The coffee machine malfunctions and dispenses a cup of boiling water. After further attempts by SCP-XXXX to operate the coffee machine, it becomes unresponsive.
Additional notes: After SCP-XXXX left the cafeteria the coffee machine returned operating as normal.
Attempt #56
SCP-XXXX asks Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball to get a coffee for it.
Reason for failure: On her way to the coffee machine Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball receives an urgent call regarding SCP-████ and rushes out of the cafeteria.
Additional notes: This is starting to get ridiculous - Dr Frag
Attempt #71
SCP-XXXX marches towards the coffee machine, nearly knocking over Dr Vera Beck on its way.
Reason for failure: [Redacted]
Additional notes: Possible containment breach of SCP-████ under investigation.
How does something like this even happen - Cynthia Ball
Attempt #112
SCP-XXXX successfully approaches the coffee machine and manages to obtain a coffee.
Reason for failure: Just as SCP-XXXX was about to consume the coffee █████████ ████████ knocked into SCP-XXXX spilling it all over the floor.
Additional notes: We were all ready to start cheering but █████████ ████████ had to ruin it - Cynthia Ball
Attempt #136
SCP-XXXX approaches the coffee machine unhindered.
Reason for failure: Upon attempting to obtain a coffee the coffee machine starts smoking and catches fire.
Additional notes: This is the eleventh piece of equipment XXXX has ruined. I will be amending its containment procedures to prevent any further and potentially more lethal mishaps. Frankly, it's ridiculous that XXXX was even allowed this much freedom in the first place. - Site Director Richard C. Chipman
Further, more targeted testing was carried out in order to ascertain the full extent of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties. For further details, consult the experiment log below.
Reference Number: E-XXXX-01
Overseeing Researcher:
Procedure:
Results:
Additional Notes:
Reference Number: E-XXXX-01
Overseeing Researcher: Dr Allison Fragulus
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is asked to walk to a desk 10 meters from its current location. This is to be repeated five times.
Results:
- SCP-XXXX trips, lands heavily on its right arm and remains on the floor claiming to be in severe pain. SCP-XXXX was confirmed uninjured except for some light bruising.
- SCP-XXXX walks to the wall to its left instead and displays signs of confusion. SCP-XXXX makes another attempt to get to the desk but ends up at the wall opposite to the desk. SCP-XXXX appears severely disoriented and asks to terminate the experiment. This request was denied.
- After crossing about three quarters of the distance SCP-XXXX vomits. After it regains its composure SCP-XXXX returns to its original location claiming it hates slipping.
- After the vomit is cleaned up SCP-XXXX makes another attempt to get to the desk and slips on the residual cleaning water. SCP-XXXX becomes visibly angry, yelling expletives and kicking the testing chamber door. The experiment is terminated and SCP-XXXX is taken to the medical ward for a check-up.
Additional Notes: None
Reference Number: E-XXXX-02
Overseeing Researcher: Dr Allison Fragulus
Procedure: A standard meal from the on-site cafeteria is set in front of SCP-XXXX and it is asked to consume the meal.
Results: SCP-XXXX consumed both food and drink without incident and remarked that it tasted especially good.
Additional Notes: Various other staff consuming identical meals found no difference in taste when questioned.
Reference Number: E-XXXX-03
Overseeing Researcher: Dr Allison Fragulus
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is asked to complete a self portrait using a standard GL Art Kit. This is to be repeated 5 times.
Results: Experiment could not be carried out as SCP-XXXX went missing on its way to the testing chamber.
Additional Notes: SCP-XXXX was relocated approximately 30 minutes later locked in a cleaning cupboard adjoining hallway 2c. Upon being found SCP-XXXX repeatedly apologized to foundation staff for getting lost.
Site-XX security should note that 'suddenly disappears' is not one of the anomalous properties of XXXX - Dr Frag
Reference Number: E-XXXX-04
Overseeing Researcher: Dr Allison Fragulus
Procedure: Experiment is to be conducted in SCP-XXXX's containment cell. SCP-XXXX is asked to complete a self portrait using a standard GL Art Kit. This is to be repeated 5 times.
Results:
- SCP-XXXX paints a picture on canvas resembling the the artwork of a 5 year old human. By the time the artwork is completed SCP-XXXX has broken one pencil and two paintbrushes, the only paints still left are black and gray.
- SCP-XXXX begins painting on a large canvas without incident. After 14 minutes SCP-XXXX applies to much pressure to the paintbrush and breaks through the canvas. The incomplete artwork is of a significantly higher quality than that of the last attempt. However, under normal circumstances it would still be considered bellow average.
- SCP-XXXX uses pencils to draw on paper for 67 minutes, after which SCP-XXXX refuses to continue drawing and states the universe has a funny sense of humour. The resulting drawing is of a similar but more complete quality as the last painting. The drawing depicts a humanoid which bears a slight resemblance to Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball.
- After painting on a large canvas for approximately four hours SCP-XXXX asks to continue the experiment on the following day. When the experiment is resumed the next day the painting cannot be located.
- SCP-XXXX spends two and a half days painting on a large canvas. After viewing the completed work SCP-XXXX laughs and notes it got the eyebrows wrong. The painting has been confirmed to be an exact replica of the Mona Lisa. After SCP-XXXX displayed little interest in the painting it was hung on the wall of Dr Allison Fragulus's office.
Additional Notes: How can you accidentally paint the Mona Lisa. It might be worth investigating whether XXXX has reality bending powers. - Pietri Guavin
Reference Number: E-XXXX-05
Overseeing Researcher: Assistant Researcher Pietri Guavin
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is asked to turn a blank, white piece of paper into a knife. This test is to be repeated five times.
Results:
- SCP-XXXX laughs upon being told what to do and tells the piece of paper to turn into a knife. The paper remains unchanged.
- SCP-XXXX chants abracadabra while moving its hands up and down above the paper with outstretched fingers. The paper remains unchanged.
- SCP-XXXX appears to pray and asks God to change the paper into a knife. The paper remains unchanged.
- SCP-XXXX places the paper on the ground and half runs, half skips around it in circles while making gurgling and grunting noises. The paper remains unchanged.
- Assistant Researcher Pietri Guavin interrupts the experiment and tells SCP-XXXX to reuse one of its previous techniques to turn the paper into a knife. SCP-XXXX protests claiming it was going to try to summon Cthulhu on its fifth try but complies without much additional persuasion. SCP-XXXX's fifth attempt is close to identical to its second attempt with no significant changes identified in the process. Both the paper and SCP-XXXX remain unchanged.
Additional Notes: It appears SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects do not manifest if SCP-XXXX attempts something impossible.
Reference Number: E-XXXX-06
Overseeing Researcher: Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is asked to read ██████ ██ {sonnet 18} by ███████ ███████████ {William Shakespeare} aloud in full. This is to be repeated five times.
Results:
- SCP-XXXX begins by reading through the poem without speaking. It commences reading but starts coughing by the third line. When SCP-XXXX tries to commence reading again another coughing fit befalls it. Once SCP-XXXX has recovered it requests a glass of water and a short break. This request is granted.
- SCP-XXXX reads through most of the poem without incident until it gets to the second last line which it repeats twice before appearing confused, pausing and picking up at the third last line again. After finishing the second last line for the third time SCP-XXXX exhibited signs of surprise and claimed it had finished reciting the poem. After being told that it hadn't finished the poem SCP-XXXX expressed disappointment and stated it would 'get it eventually'.
- SCP-XXXX began reading without incident, however when SCP-XXXX mispronounced the word wander’st as vandeerist Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball began giggling uncontrollably. SCP-XXXX attempted to pronounce wander’st again but instead said wantists, increasing the intensity of Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball's giggling fit. SCP-XXXX made a third attempt at pronouncing the aforementioned word but was unable to do so due to succumbing to a laughing fit itself. It took approximately five minutes for SCP-XXXX and Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball to return to a state in which they could continue the experiment.
- After a short break SCP-XXXX makes another attempt at reading the poem. Shortly before the line eleven SCP-XXXX begins attempting to suppress a laugh upon which Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball commented that 'at this rate █████████ ████████ would walk in during the fifth test and [Redacted]'. SCP-XXXX replied stating 'you shouldn't jinx it'. At this point an extensive conversation between Assistant Researcher Cynthia Ball and SCP-XXX ensued. Approximately 40 minutes later they where interrupted by Dr Allison Fragulus who terminated the experiment.
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