Per 
(Requesting Immediate Funding
for…Research, yeah Research)
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: An amount of exactly $767.65 is to be paid in full to [Apartment Complex] on the 5th of each month to prevent a FML-Class: Termination-of-Lease scenario.
Description: Scp-5th is a rising amount of U.S. dollars believed to be Too damn high for such a shitty place. Scp-5th is among the most anomalous entities currently being researched and requires an immediate influx of currency to prevent an utter collapse of my personal life.
Addendum: Interview Log 5th-J-1:
Dr. Perm: [Stares intently at files in hand]
uh huh…
[Glances up at Researcher Bob]
So let me get this straight. You claim to "need" 767 dollars to-
Researcher Bob: And 65 cents, don't forget about that part. The amount has to be exact.
Dr. Perm: Um… ok. Yeah. No. We're not paying your rent for you…
Researcher Bob: Wait… No-
Dr. Perm: And what the hell is a FML-Class: Termination-Of-Lease scenario? We don't pay you to make stuff up…
Researcher Bob: Fuck My Life?
Dr. Perm: Riiiight, so your request for funding has been denied-
Researcher Bob: But-
Dr. Perm: And your status as a Researcher is now under review. Now Get Back To Work…
Addendum: 5th-2: As of ██/██/██, Researcher Bob is no longer employed at the foundation.
