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Item #: SCP-XXXXObject Class: Euclid |
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard human anomaly containment cell. Provisions and cleaning will be done bi-weekly by a single D-Class personnel, a position which is to be switched out with a different D-Class every shift, with no personnel doing more than one shift in their lifetime.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male, caucasian, 23 years old, the words "Mr. Friendly, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon its left ankle. The subject possesses the anomalous ability to form a strong platonic relationship with any individual it interacts with. Interactions can be made through any medium for the effect to take hold. Mediums tested thus far include but are not limited to talking, singing, interpretive dance, any form of text based communication, smoke signals, and mathematics. Despite the fact that in some cases the individual it converses with has wildly opposing views, no common interests, or is physically aggressive towards them, SCP-XXXX is able to have successful interactions with them.
Conversely, the affected individual becomes enamored by the subject 100% of the time, and always wants to interact with SCP-XXXX again in the future. Note that these relationships always remain platonic, and never move into anything romantic or sexual. Upon repeated visits, SCP-XXXX will make physical contact with the individual in the form of light roughhousing. Individuals always perceive this as friendly banter, and never have any complaints about the behavior, even if they have a history of inverse reactions to being touched.
Each subsequent interaction, this behavior becomes markedly more violent, often leading to bruising and abrasions. After at least 5 interactions, these physical altercations begin to cause more egregious injury, such as broken bones and dislocated joints. At no point does the individual express any disdain towards SCP-XXXX, insisting “he’s just messing around”, a claim supported by SCP-XXXX’s demeanor during these altercations, often being described as jovial and light. After approximately 12 interactions, SCP-XXXX’s attacks become fatal, often targeting vital organs, and sensory organs, performing techniques that appear to aim to cause the most pain possible.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Carson Morias
Foreword: SCP-XXXX is being questioned about its repeated exposures to D-10384, henceforth refered to as "David"
<Begin Log>
Dr. Morias: Tell me about your relationship with David.
SCP-XXXX: It’s been a minute, but David’s a swell guy. Really passionate about his art. I really appreciate when people talk about what they’re passionate about. It shows a part of them they usually repress.
Dr. Morias: Do you think David reciprocated these feelings.
SCP-XXXX: I’d say so. The guy would talk my ear off about that stuff. It took a second to break through to him, but I would definitely say he felt comfortable around me.
Dr. Morias: Now, why do you feel the need to make physical contact with David so frequently?
SCP-XXXX: *stammers* I-I wouldn’t say it’s a need, we just rough house a bit. Why, did he mention anything? I’ll stop if he doesn’t like it.
Dr. Morias: Well, David is-
SCP-XXXX: *interrupting* He always seemed to be okay with it. He would rough house me back, and he’d laugh.
Dr. Morias: Right. Can you describe-
SCP-XXXX: *interrupting* Maybe I should lay off a bit.
Dr. Morias: *slight pause* Can you describe to me your last few interactions with David?
SCP-XXXX: Pretty standard stuff. I heard about his latest piece, what it means to him, and I elaborated with him on it.
Dr. Morias: Leo, you understand the condition you left David in correct?
SCP-XXXX: visibly confused* What do you mean?
Dr. Morias: David was rushed to the medical bay after your last interaction. You broke both of his arms, punctured a lung, and perferatored his liver, as well as several hairline fractures in both legs, and severe cranial trauma.
SCP-XXXX: (SCP-XXXX grips the table tightly, appearing severely distressed. Its skin goes flush, and it starts grabbing its hair.)
SCP-XXXX: I- what?
SCP-XXXX: I didn’t- I didn’t mean-
SCP-XXXX: -wait. I-
SCP-XXXX: We- I didn’t know- We were just horsing around. He never-
SCP-XXXX continued stammering like this until the interview was terminated.
<End Log>
Addendum: Occasionally, when subjects ask SCP-XXXX about its personal history, they produce a small piece of paper, remarking that they were told to show this when asked that question or similar questions. The contents of this document are transcribed below.
Wow! You've just found yourself your very own Little Mister, a limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment!
Find them all and become Mr. Collector!!
01. Mr. Chameleon
02. Mr. Headless
03. Mr. Laugh
04. Mr. Forgetful
05. Mr. Shapey
06. Mr. Soap
07. Mr. Hungry
08. Mr. Brass
09. Mr. Hot
10. Ms. Sweetie
11. Mr. Life and Mr. Death
12. Mr. Fish
13. Mr. Moon
14. Mr. Redd (discontinued)
15. Mr. Money
16. Mr. Lost
17. Mr. Lie
18. Mr. Mad
19. Mr. Scary
20. Mr. Stripes
21. Mr. Friendly ✔
