SCP-XXXX-I-76, extracted from the late Max Deafeux's personal phone
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a Standard Humanoid Containment Chamber within the E Wing of Site-132. It is to be fed a Standard Diet and given time for recreational activity. (for complete details pertaining to treatment of the entity, refer to document XXXX-R-01) Male personnel are not to interact with SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX is allowed to engage in a limited romantic relationship with D-Class personnel scheduled for termination. Said personnel are limited to interaction with SCP-XXXX for two hours a day, three times a week, for a period no longer than 30 days (in accordance with standards set by the Ethics Committee). D-Class assigned to SCP-XXXX are notified of its properties and are given a provisional supplement to offset atrophy. At the end of the encounter, D-Class are treated with amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous human female currently held at Site-132. SCP-XXXX-I refers to the various forms of media (text, images, videos, etc.) attributed to SCP-XXXX and the late Max Deafaux.
The entity exhibits an effect on those who engage in an intimate relationship with it. The subject gradually goes under a state of atrophy, beginning with fat and muscle, then organs and bone. As the subject continues to decay, SCP-XXXX shows improved signs of health; if at sufficient health, SCP-XXXX becomes more physically attractive in proportion to the affected subject.
If SCP-XXXX does not have a romantic partner, it will slowly undergo a state of atrophy and experience the same effects its subject would experience.
SCP-XXXX was in an intimate relationship with former Junior Researcher Max Deafaux between 11/07/2016 and 02/08/2017. Throughout its course, Deafux underwent various anomalous effects, attributed to SCP-XXXX. The extent of Deafaux's atrophic transformation was believed to be caused by a non-anomalous disease; this has now been disproven, as shown in the following logs in Addendum X.
Max Deafaux was provisionally hired at Site-132 and was responsible for organizing data and submitting documentation for several SCP objects. He worked for a total of 5 months at the site before being laid off; he died several weeks after. He was commemorated posthumously for aiding in the discovery of the entity.
Addendum X: The following are selected SCP-XXXX-I excerpts. These convey the extent of the personnel and entity's relationship, as well as the steady atrophy of Deafaux. For full excerpts, refer to SCP-XXXX-Log-I.
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-1
Description: This is the first encounter between Deafaux and SCP-XXXX. Note that they are discussing within an online chat room, with Deafaux and SCP-XXXX using the handles deafaux and darlingprincess, respectively.
Excerpt:
Kevin5270: Yo people. How have you been?
nekonekoninaboo: hii kevin
nekonekoninaboo: :3
deafaux: Good, for the most part.
SCP-XXXX sends a photo of herself. The entity is smiling and holding up two fingers to do a peace sign.
darlingprincess: hello everyone!
Deafaux reposts SCP-XXXX's image.
deafaux: Oh ... who's this??
antwonclamon: seriously, man.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess that's me xD
deafaux: Ok
deafaux: Tell her that I think she's beautiful
nekonekoninaboo: OMG ARE YOU HITTING ON HER
deafaux: No
deafaux: I see something I like, I will say it. What's wrong with that?
Kevin5270: Yeah, kat here has been in this chat for a while. She's usually not on that much.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: well, you know how it is. always busy
darlingprincess: and uhh
darlingprincess: thanks deafaux XD
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-5
Description: SCP-XXXX expresses distress in the aforementioned chat room.
Excerpt:
darlingprincess: hello everyone!
darlingprincess: i am here. how is everyone?
shinobu21: Hi kat.
shinobu21: How are you?
Of note is that the chat room is inactive.
darlingprincess: good, today was an easy day. and you?
darlingprincess: hello? anyone?
darlingprincess: lala i am by myself again.
shinobu21: Sorry. Something came up.
darlingprincess: it's okay, you are back now xD
[IRRELEVANT DIALOGUE REMOVED]
darlingprincess: dead chat again
darlingprincess: and no one is online
darlingprincess: no one cares
SCP-XXXX leaves the chat room
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-7
Description: The first private chat between Deafaux and SCP-XXXX
Excerpt:
deafaux: Hey, are you alright? The chat is worried.
darlingprincess: noooo
darlingprincess: its okay, dont worry
deafaux: Well, you seemed a bit depressed before you left
darlingprincess: id rather not say.
deafaux:: It's fine, really.
deafaux: You can tell me, I won't judge you.
darlingprincess: okayy then
darlingprincess: everytime im here its fine until I feel depressed. sometimes I wanna talk with you guys but ur not on which makes me sad and bored. or Im the only one talking and everyone is lurking and then I leave. I move on, then come back. same cycle again. so I guess im moody af. so its better to leave. it's fucked up, u know I think I just get attached to you guys. and I think im annoying sometimes. so better to end it then do the same thing. is that a good reason now?
deafaux: ...
deafaux: Do you have a number I can call you? There's something I'd like you to hear.
darlingprincess: why? just tell me here.
deafaux: It's better if you hear it. And I think it will help you.
deafaux: I don't tell many people. But I will tell you.
darlingprincess: okay
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-15
Date: [?]
Description: A photograph of SCP-XXXX. Its abdomen is exposed, revealing a visible rib-cage.
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-16
Description: SCP-XXXX and Deafaux converse in the aforementioned chat room again.
Excerpt:
nekonekoninaboo: congrats guys!!
deafaux: Why? Nothing has happened.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: is darling crushing on me?? <3
deafaux: Maybe.
deafaux: Anyways, how is everyone?
nekonekoninaboo: good :3
shinobu21: I am fine.
antwonclamon: Same
SCP-XXXX sends SCP-XXXX-I-15
darlingprincess: chilling at home.
Deafaux reposts the aforementioned image
antwonclamon: bro
deafaux: What can I say?
shinobu21: Kat, you're looking a bit ...
darlingprincess: skinny? I've always been skinny xD
deafaux: We can see your ...
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: so sorry! thats an old photo of me.
SCP-XXXX sends another photograph. It is wearing a t-shirt to cover the abdomen and smiling. Deafaux reposts the photograph.
shinobu21: Kat your so adorable.
nekonekoninaboo: yes :3
shinobu21: Why can't I be that adorable ;_;
darlingprincess: aww thank you guys
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-56
Description: The following excerpt solidifies said relationship between the entity and former personnel.
Excerpt:
nekonekoninaboo: so congrats for real?! :3
deafaux: Uhh
darlingprincess: yes!! right, darling?
deafaux: Maybe.
shinobu21: I'm so happy for your guys. You two are cute together.
antwonclamon: Haha good job bro.
Kevin5270: *thumbs up*
deafaux: Looks like you guys got me. Opps!
darlingprincess: aww come on darling, we are together.
deafaux: Yes, of course lol
darlingprincess: hes so shy xD
darlingprincess: and he will stay with me
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-68
Description: The following private conversation between SCP-XXXX and Deafaux indicates an escalation of his condition.
Excerpt:
deafaux: Hi princess
darlingprincess: darling!! It's been so long
darlingprincess: where have you been? im so worried :(
deafaux: Just work. So busy. And so tiring. Haven't had time.
deafaux: And so much has happened you wouldn't believe haha.
darlingprincess: ohh poor darling
darlingprincess: you've been working so hard
darlingprincess: I know what will cheer you up
SCP-XXXX sends another photograph of herself similar to SCP-XXXX-I-15. However, the entity no longer has a visible rib-cage.
deafaux: wow what a tease *eyeroll*
darlingprincess: hehe now you send one
deafaux: Of my stomach? It's not as flat as yours.
darlingprincess: nooo
darlingprincess: ur face
darlingprincess: dummy
deafaux: I look like trash, but okay.
Deafaux sends a photo of himself. His eyes are sunken and his lips appear cracked.
deafaux: See?
darlingprincess: ...
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: ur working urself too hard darling!!
darlingprincess: and we haven't talked
deafaux: Yeah, I know. It sucks
deafaux: Anyways, I think I will hit it for today.
darlingprincess: darling no!!
darlingprincess: stay up and talk with me!
deafaux: Well, you said it yourself. I work too hard.
darlingprincess: aww come on. just for a while
deafaux: I dunno.
darlingprincess: dont leave me again :(
deafaux: ...
deafaux: Fine, but just for a while. I got work tomorrow
darlingprincess: yay!!
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-98
Description: A video of SCP-XXXX addressing the former personnel. Note the video was originally sent to Deafaux a day after the two had last talked to one another.
Excerpt:
SCP-XXXX looks at the camera and smiles. It speaks with a cheery voice.
SCP-XXXX: Hi darling! I hope you've been doing well. I've been doing good myself. But I've missed you!
SCP-XXXX's eyes water
SCP-XXXX: We haven't talked in forever. Don't work yourself too hard now.
SCP-XXXX pouts.
SCP-XXXX: I miss you a lot. Even if I don't see you soon, I still love you.
SCP-XXXX's voice becomes deadpan
SCP-XXXX: And if you leave I understand.
The entity's voice returns to its former tone.
SCP-XXXX: Anyways, have a nice day, darling! Miss you!
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-145
Description: Deafaux notes of his worsening condition
Excerpt:
darlingprincess: darling!!
darlingprincess: how have you been?
deafaux: Not too well, princess. I've been feeling weak this whole week.
deafaux: Let's go on skype.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: im so sorry to hear that darling! hope you feel better!
darlingprincess: maybe you rest! we can talk tommorow
deafaux: Its fine. Besides, I really miss you.
darlingprincess: are you sure?
deafaux: Yes
darlingprincess: okay
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-231
Description: Beyond this point, Deafaux was diagnosed as suffering from cachexia due to an unknown cause. After an extensive background search and interview with Deafaux at the time, no apparent cause, anomalous or otherwise, was found to inflict the illness. Deafaux was given an experimental supplement to aid in combating the illness. The former personnel makes note of his condition below.
Excerpt:
deafaux: Bad new guys.
deafaux: Doctors can't find out why I'm losing weight so fast.
Kevin5270: Feels bad man. We'll pray for you.
shinobu21: Yes. Get better, deafaux.
deafaux: Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.
deafaux: On the bright side, I'm taking this pill
deafaux: Meant to supercharge me with all the nutrients I'm losing.
deafaux: They don't know if it'll work but it's better than dying.
nekonekoninaboo: aww, feel better.
deafaux: Thanks nina.
nekonekoninaboo: btw deafaux, how come you never tell us where you work?
antwonclamon: Yeah, you're always busy, but you've never said with what.
deafaux: Well...
deafaux: Truth be told, I'm not allowed to. It's a secret.
nekonekoninaboo: ooo, deafaux works for the government! jelly >:(
deafaux: Eh, sort of.
Kevin5270: Lol maybe it's area 51 type stuff.
nekonekoninaboo: spooky!
antwonclamon: That would explain deafaux's weakness
deafaux: Guys, please.
deafaux: Idk what it is. Maybe I overwork myself lol. Or maybe it's all the late nights with kat.
nekonekoninaboo: noooo
nekonekoninaboo: dont say thatt, you guys are good for each other.
antwonclamon: One might even say she needs you, deafaux.
shinobu21: Deafaux is getting weaker. Have mercy on him.
deafaux: Thank you, shinobu.
deafaux: I hope things turn out okay.
deafaux: My family would worry.
deafaux: And especially Kat.
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-232
Description: The following conversation between SCP-XXXX and Deafaux is the first indication of the entity's link to Deafaux's condition.
Excerpt:
deafaux: Princess, a question.
darlingprincess: an answer hehe
deafaux: Do you remember when you sent this?
Deafaux sends SCP-XXXX-I-15.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: thats an old photo of me xD
darlingprincess: why do you have it??
deafaux: Well, I was looking at myself today and
Deafaux sends a photo of himself similar to SCP-XXXX-I-15.
deafaux: See?
darlingprincess: aww darling, I hope you do get better.
darlingprincess: i wish there was more I can do.
deafaux: Thank you so much <3
deafaux: But how did you get so skinny, kat?
darlingprincess: oh ...
darlingprincess: I
darlingprincess: dont
darlingprincess: wanna
darlingprincess: say
deafaux: It's okay. I won't judge.
darlingprincess: Nope. Can't say.
deafaux: It's fine, really.
darlingprincess: lala no
darlingprincess: noooo
darlingprincess: maybe we spend too much time that you dont sleep!
darlingprincess: its okay darling. i dont want to see you like this.
deafaux: You are the only thing keeping me alive.
deafaux: And no, I won't leave. Even if I'm fading away. <3
darlingprincess: Aww darling...
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-268
Description: Beyond this point, Max Deafaux has been placed in the Site-132 Medical Wing due to his worsening health. Deafaux continues to take the prescribed supplement. However, the illness appears to accelerate. The following conversation is of Deafaux inquiring the nature of SCP-XXXX. Note that SCP-XXXX is not present in the chat room.
Excerpt:
deafaux: Guys, I gotta question about kat.
Kevin5270: Alright, shoot.
deafaux: Has she sent a lot of photos before I joined this chat?
antwonclamon: wdym
deafaux: Stuff like this
Deafaux sends SCP-XXXX-I-15.
shinobu21: Oh, I remember that. She said it was an old photo.
deafaux: Yeah ... but who accidentally sends an old photo?
antwomclamon: your point being ...?
deafaux: Well
deafaux: A little while ago, I asked her about it and how she got so ... ya know, skinny. And she refused to answer.
deafaux: Which is weird. She shares everything with me.
deafaux: Why wouldn't she?
nekonekoninaboo: Kat is shy. When she's ready, she'll tell you.
antwonclamon: ^^^
deafaux: I am. But she should tell me. What if she's hurt? Lord knows I'm hurting right now.
nekonekoninaboo: If you need time to recover, just tell her. She'll understand.
antwonclamon: Yeah. She wants what's best for you.
deafaux: But isn't it ironic that I look like her accidental photo?
Kevin5270: Yeah, it is. But such is life, deafaux. We'll continue rooting for you.
shinobu21: Guys, deafaux has every right to be worried. I want both of them to be happy. Especially deafaux.
Kevin5270: Just chill out, deafaux. Kat loves you.
deafaux: Ugh, forget it. I'll ttyl.
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-274
Description: A conversation between Deafaux and the user shinobu21
Excerpt:
deafaux: Hey shinobu. Sorry to bother you, but I need your help.
shinobu21: My help?
shinobu21: Sure.
deafaux: Yes. With kat.
deafaux: You're the only person who can help right now.
shinobu21: You're scared about what might be happening to kat.
deafaux: Yes. I am.
deafaux: I have the feeling that she may be hiding something.
shinobu21: Understandable. She's not communicating with you.
deafaux: Well, we still talk. Just not about that.
deafaux: I always knew kat was a sensitive girl, but ... this might be on a whole new level.
shinobu21: What will you do?
deafaux: Confront her again, ig. She can't clam up forever.
shinobu21: If kat isn't telling you, maybe she just isn't ready yet.
shinobu21: Just wait a bit. Support her when she tells you.
deafaux: Huh. Guess you have a point.
deafaux: Thank you, shinobu. You're a good friend. I really mean it.
shinobu21: Of course.
shinobu21: I just want to the two of you to be happy.
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-275
Description: Deafaux and other members discuss the absence of the user shinobu21
Excerpt:
deafaux: WTF
Kevin5270: Holy shit.
nekonekoninaboo: poor shinobu, what will we do?
deafaux: IDK
deafaux: Dealing with my own shit and suddenly this girl has to pull this move.
antwonclamon: but why would she send a pic of herself cutting?
deafaux: How do we even know if it's real? First kat, and now this.
Kevin5270: Has anyone talked to her recently?
deafaux: I did. I asked her about kat.
deafaux: She was very supportive and even wished the two of us to be happy together
deafaux: Oh
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-291
Date: [?]
Description: Deafaux notes of his accelerated condition
Excerpt:
deafaux: Princess, I have bad news.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: what is it darling?
deafaux: Doctors say I don't have long to live.
deafaux: My body is too weak. They say my organs are shrinking now.
deafaux: The pills were a failure too. Didn't help at all.
darlingprincess: oH
darlingprincess: darling, I have to tell you something. you need to leave me.
deafaux: What?.
deafaux: I feel real slow and cloudly. I'm weak. I need you.
darlingprincess: no. you are in bad health. i feel like im killing you. you need time away.
deafaux: I don't understand. It's not your fault, Kat.
darlingprincess: OH?
darlingprincess: max. you are dating a woman online. you need real love. i am nothing really.
deafaux: Kat.
deafaux: IM GOING TO DIE.
deafaux: DO YOU NOT CARE
darlingprincess: well, no need to get rude. of course I care. i used to think I would die without you, but not at the cost of your health. please.
deafaux: Then stop pushing me away.
deafaux: I stg you sound just like kevin, and antwon, and nina. None of them seem to care that I'm FUCKING DYING.
darlingprincess: max.
darlingprincess: i think you spend too much time here. i am sorry. but believe me, its best for us to seperate.
deafaux: ...
deafaux: I don't have long to live. I don't need this.
deafaux: Pls
darlingprincess: i can't help you get better. talk to your family.
deafaux: Kat, I swear. It's like you're sucking the soul out of me right now.
darlingprincess: ...
darlingprincess: i am. that's why this must end.
deafaux: WHAT
deafaux: fuck off.
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-304
Description: Deafaux marks the end of his relationship with SCP-XXXX.
Excerpt:
deafaux: I don't get it.
deafaux: Kat just broke it off with me.
nekonekoninaboo: But why?
deafaux: She figures that she doesn't want to date a corpse anymore. What an ass.
nekonekoninaboo: oh my
antwonclamon: I guess she had her reasons
Kevin5270: I'm sure it's for the best, deafaux.
deafaux: WHAT THE FUCK.
deafaux: IM LITERALLY ANNOUNCING MY DEATH.
deafaux: But at least shinobu is still decent.
deafaux: Right, shinobu?
Item: SCP-XXXX-I-305
Description: An exchange between Deafaux and user shinobu21
Excerpt:
shinobu21: Hi deafaux.
shinobu21: There's something you should know.
deafaux: what
shinobu21: Kat really does love you. This is the first time she says she really cared for someone.
shinobu21: She had a troubled past. Her past relationships were rough.
shinobu21: Sorry, I am not good with words. I can send you stuff her exes have sent me.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect was discovered after a Junior Researcher at Site-132 received a message from former personnel Max Deafaux. An excerpt below:
M.Dea: I don't have much time, john. I'm due to die any day. thers this girl I found online ... she has the power to slowly kill others thousands of miles away. she killed me. I know it sounds crazy, but send someone here. my phone has everything you guys need to know. idk who she is. she needs to be stopped. pls.
Max Deafaux expired shortly after sending the message. Several personnel arrived at the Medical Wing and an autopsy was performed. The cause of death was attributed to organ failure; Deafaux's mobile phone was confiscated and the contents of SCP-XXXX-I were scrutinized to determine the validity of the late personnel's claim. Of note is that Deafaux's remains were decaying at an accelerated rate, despite efforts to preserve said remains.
PoI-FB4923 (later to be classified SCP-XXXX) was determined to be the cause of Deafaux's anomalous cachexia. PoI-FB4923 was to be traced and apprehended.
Personnel posed as the late Deafaux in an effort to retrieve more information on the entity. Some excerpts below:
deafaux: Hello? Is anyone here?
nekonekoninaboo: Woag
Kevin5270: You're back??
deafaux: Lol yea. It seems my condition has lessened up. I may have a chance now.
shinobu21: Wb deafaux.
deafaux: Anyways, lemme cut to the chase ... has anyone seen kat?
antwonclamon: She hasn't been on.
deafaux: Yeah, I figured as much.
deafaux: I have a question about her.
deafaux: It never occurred to me until now, but where does she live?
nekonekoninaboo: oh that's easy xD
nekonekoninaboo: france
deafaux: You sure?
nekonekoninaboo: yes
Kevin5270: ^^
Kevin5270: Nina has known her longer than any of us, so she should know.
darlingprincess: Oh
deafaux: Kat, what a surprise.
darlingprincess: ...
darlingprincess: You
darlingprincess: Are
darlingprincess: Actually
darlingprincess: Alive
nekonekoninaboo: awwwkkkwwaaarrrd
deafaux: Hey shinobu, can you help me with something?
shinobu21: Kat says I'm not allowed to talk with you.
deafaux: Why would she say that?
shinobu21: She said you're not to be trusted.
deafaux: That hurts. After all we've been through ...
shinobu21: Yes, it seems that she wants to distance herself from you now.
deafaux: Well ... would you mind helping me anyway?
shinobu21: I'll try my best.
deafaux: Yo Kevin. Mind if I ask you something?
deafaux: Kevin?
deafaux: Antwon, how have you been?
deafaux: Hello?
deafaux: Hey Antwon.
deafaux: Sorry for wasting your time.
deafaux: Hi nina.
nekonekoninaboo: Sorry darling
nekonekoninaboo: Deafaux
nekonekoninaboo: Whoever you are
nekonekoninaboo: It's just me
PoI-FB4923 was found in Toulouse, France after compiling information found through the contents of SCP-XXXX-I, in addition to the limited information extracted from the only remaining user, shinobu21.
The entity was apprehended and sent back to Site-132 to undergo classification. After interviewing and testing, PoI-FB4923, known as Katherine Serre, was classified as SCP-XXXX.
Interview Logs: A number of interviews were conducted with SCP-XXXX to determine the source of its anomalous properties. Notable interviews are listed below:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Kim
Foreward: The first interview with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is notably withdrawn for the duration of the interview.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Kim: Good morning, Ms. Serre. As standard procedure, we have to interview you to determine the extent of your anomalous properties. Shall we proceed?
SCP-XXXX nods
Dr. Kim: Tell me about the relationship between you and Max Deafaux.
SCP-XXXX looks down at the floor and does not respond.
Dr. Kim: If you do not want to answer, I understand.
SCP-XXXX: [whispers] D-Darling …
Dr. Kim: Excuse me?
SCP-XXXX: We were good. And happy together. He loved me.
Dr. Kim: Anything else you would like to add?
SCP-XXXX shakes its head.
Dr. Kim: Okay. Are you aware of your anomalous properties?
SCP-XXXX does not respond
Dr.Kim: Are you aware that you have the power to hurt others?
SCP-XXXX nods
Dr. Kim: At what point did you discover this?
The entity looks away.
SCP-XXXX: I-I made a mistake … and it won't stop.
Dr. Kim: I see. Thank you for your time.
SCP-XXXX does not talk for the remainder of the interview.
<End Log>
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Kim
Foreward: After several therapy sessions, SCP-XXXX was deemed fit to interview again.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Kim: Hello Ms. Serre. How have you been feeling today?
SCP-XXXX: A little better, I guess.
Dr. Kim: Shall we proceed?
SCP-XXXX nods.
Dr. Kim: Tell me about your relationship with Deafaux.
SCP-XXXX: Darling was so good to me. He's the only one I'd ever call darling. [pauses] He was the only one who actually wanted to help me. He knew.
Dr. Kim: Was he aware of your anomalous traits?
SCP-XXXX: Oh. Oh no, I couldn't bring myself to tell him. If he knew, he would have never been with me.
Dr. Kim: I see. Have you dated other men in the past?
SCP-XXXX: Y-yes. Yes I have. Darling was different.
Dr.Kim: Were they aware?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, I think you know the answer to that one.
Dr. Kim: At what point did you know you had this ability?
SCP-XXXX: I'd prefer not to say. Still too painful.
It crosses its arms.
Dr. Kim: Fair enough. Have all the men you've dated been online?
SCP-XXXX: No. In fact, Darling was the first. I thought it would be easier.
Dr. Kim: Mind elaborating on that last statement?
SCP-XXXX: [pouts, then smiles] Why should I?
Dr. Kim: If you don't want to answer, it's per —
SCP-XXXX: Right, you want an answer. Fine. What is the bigger mistake: me falling for a dead man, or a man falling for his death?
<End Log>
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Kim
Foreward: SCP-XXXX makes note of its anomalous origin.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Kim: Good morning, Ms. Serre. Is all well?
SCP-XXXX: No.
SCP-XXXX pulls up its shirt to reveal a visible ribcage.
Dr. Kim: [hesitant] Have you been starving yourself?
SCP-XXXX: Of love, yes.
Dr. Kim: Ms. Serre, if you want us to assist you, you have to be cooperative.
Dr. Kim straightens herself up on her chair.
Dr. Kim: I'm going to go out and a limb here and assume that you are in need of another Deafaux, for lack of a better word.
SCP-XXXX: Thus is my affliction. I guess I have no choice anymore, huh.
Dr. Kim: You're free to tell me, Ms. Serre
SCP-XXXX: I don't want to.
SCP-XXXX crosses its arms
SCP-XXXX: Why am I even here? I'm a monster.
Dr. Kim: You're here so we can help you. You said you have an affliction.
SCP-XXXX: Yes. As you can imagine, I suck the life out of men. But I can't live without them or I die.
Dr. Kim: How long have you had this ability?
SCP-XXXX: Several years now.
Dr. Kim: How did it come to be?
SCP-XXXX: I'd prefer not to think about it. It's a long story.
Dr. Kim: We're here to help you, Ms. Serre.
Dr. Kim attempts to console SCP-XXXX. The entity pulls away.
SCP-XXXX: How can you help me? I kill people. And I'll die alone. There's nothing you can do. I've tried everything and nothing will work. I thought darling would save me, but …
SCP-XXXX begins to sob.
Dr. Kim consoles SCP-XXXX again. After several minutes, SCP-XXXX recomposes itself.
SCP-XXXX: I am so sorry, it's just …
Dr. Kim: I understand. You loved him a lot.
SCP-XXXX: Yes.
Dr. Kim: Ms. Serre, I read your conversations between you and Deafaux.
SCP-XXXX: You read them?
Dr. Kim: Of course. What I'm struggling to understand is why you were vindictive in your past relationships.
SCP-XXXX: I-I .—
Dr. Kim: And also … you made three other accounts and pretended to be three other people. Four if I'm talking to you right now. Just what was going on?
SCP-XXXX: [with a shaky voice] Why love a dying man?
Dr. Kim: Did you?
SCP-XXXX: Can we skip to the next question?
Dr. Kim: Why did you act the way you did?
SCP-XXXX: I … I cannot forgive myself. I had wished for love, and I was willing to do anything for it. That was then. But someone's heard my wish. I got want I wanted.
SCP-XXXX begins to sob.
SCP-XXXX: I didn't mean to hurt him. I really loved him. But I was afraid of losing him. Afraid of dying. Afraid of being alone again. I wished for this. My soul is dead. I deserve to die. No one can forgive me. I want to die. [screams] Please, just kill me!
Dr. Kim: Ms. Serre, we will get whatever help you need to get you through this. Be not afraid.
SCP-XXXX: No … no. No! Just shoot me! Or kill me with the chair. Give me a needle. Something. [screams again] Something! I'd rather die! I am already dead inside, so it won't be much different!
Dr. Kim: I promise you that you won't have to die. Please.
<End Log>
Conclusion: SCP-XXXX is exhibiting suicidal tendencies. I hereby request additional personnel to oversee her containment until we discern the origin of her anomalous properities. - Dr. Kim
Here lies a confirmed and legitimate instance of an object labeled as SCP-XXXX-1.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The following words here are an indication of long, winding, and often extreme, not seldom, and very necessary verbosity to express a sample sentence within the containment procedures. This sentence also serves a similar purpose, by prolonging the meaning of this sentence temporarily in order to disguise that this anomaly is being contained. Should the reader actually get past such winding text, they are to be notified, in this document, that instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are contained on site, within the confines of the New York Metropolitan Area, through the means of disconnecting all affected instances that were originally connected to landlines. One very important and necessary instance of SCP-XXXX-1 has been left untouched in order to reach contact with the individual who wishes to be called Ted, also known as SCP-XXXX-A. The landline of this singular payphone has been re-routed to a secured line within the confines of Site-132, such that all calls outgoing with the important and necessary individual known as Ted, are to be made.
Contact shall also be made with the individual at least once per week, or every seven days, so that SCP-XXXX-A (Ted) will not cause reality bending events. Said personnel must give the wonderful entity known as Ted the utmost respect in conversation, making sure not to fall into such mundane and humdrum "colliqual speech", and to use the same long, winding, and often extreme, not seldom, and very necessary verbosity, in addition to using His name, Ted, followed by a descriptive verb. As well, no personnel are to ever use said other confirmed and legitimate instances at any point in time. To reiterate: no clearance will grant access to the affected instances.
In addition, let it be known that all written text, whether it be physical written text with a pen or other writing apparatus, or through digital means, such as a computer or mobile device, shall be fitted with long, winding, and often extreme, not seldom, and very necessary verbosity to contain the confirmed and legitimate instances of SCP-XXXX and the very important and necessary individual known as Ted. Let it also be known that SCP-XXXX-A is Ted; You shall use this name whenever the inferior title of SCP-XXXX-A is used.
Description: The object known as SCP-XXXX comprises several devices known as "payphones" that reside within the specific city known as New York City. This next sentence is a filler sentence to satisfy the requirements of SCP-XXXX. Originally, the instances of SCP-XXXX harbor several anomalous effects; the first of which, the primary effect, is triggered when a subject utilizes the payphone. When the device is picked up, a very important and necessary individual, who wishes to be called Ted, also known as SCP-XXXX-A, will answer. This sentence is also filler.
Ted, the individual also known as SCP-XXXX-A, is proudly responsible for numerous reality bending events present in the New York Metropolitan Area. This secondary effect, caused by the individual, will only be present if Foundation Personnel violate the aforementioned conditons described in the Special Containment Procedures. Said personnel must give the wonderful entity known as Ted the utmost respect in conversation, making sure not to fall into such mundane and humdrum "colliqual speech". If such personnel do not honor this rule, the great Ted will proudly create more reality bending events in the New York Metropolitan Area to assert his dominance.
Among such glorious mysteries and occurances include the following:
- The great and awesome Ted is responsible for numerous spontaneous combustions of buildings. He finds that such establishments, such as the former L Wing of Site-132, are abominations, for the simple reason that they do not keep their place tidy and free of germs, and thus must be destroyed.
- The important and necessary Ted, in all of his wisdom, was once challenged by a member of Site-132 as to whether he is capable of affecting reality. The following day, an impoverished man, related to this blasphemer of Site-132, in the Bronx, perished by gunshot wounds. It is important to note that no man had shot this one but Ted. The powerful Ted continued to slay men until he received an appropriate offering that pleased him.
- As of 2020, the glorious and ominpotent Ted would speak the names of individuals soon to die from the terrible affliction that was pneumonia. And among those persons included several notable personnel of the SCP Foundation, from Site-132, for they had perished. May their souls rest in a better place. It is very important that personnel know that Ted was soley responsible for granting these persons with the deadly illness, and no other illness. You shall not speak falsely about this matter.
Additionally, it is of note that the very important and necessary individual, Ted, also known as SCP-XXXX-A, is aware of secondary accounts made about him; primarily of written accounts, such as this documentation of SCP-XXXX. Here is yet another filler sentence. Original, non-verbose documentation of SCP-XXXX on file and written accounts have led to several reality bending events, caused by SCP-XXXX-A.
Here lies an excerpt of an interview with Ted, also known as SCP-XXXX-A. If one wishes to have a full and unrestricted access to the full biography of SCP-XXXX-A, that being the important and neccesary Ted, they are to consult the Project Lead of Site-132 and explicitly request for the full Addenda. It is in that addenda that the gracious and amazing Ted will have his qualms laid at rest:
Dr. Collins: Greetings, and a most wonderful afternoon to you most gracious Ted.
SCP-XXXX: Salutations, my beloved. To which may I have the pleasure of assisting you today?
Dr. Collins: Your excellence that is Sir Ted, I do have an an inquiry that has been ruminating in the back of my mind. Myself and other persons who are documenting your biography wish to know for what reason you create the spectacles of the New York Metropolitian Area.
SCP-XXXX: Ah, for that is a spectacular question, and one I will rightgeously answer with pride! There was a great artist I admired, who's gusto I much adore. For he had once said that 'You die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.' . My corporoeal form is long gone, and all that is left is the essence of my being itself. However I have thought long and long about this quote, and I believe it so much so that my thought has eminated into my being. For I will it that I never be forgotten from here as it is now, and ever shall be. The miracles I work upon the financial capital of the world are the constant reminder of my precense. Let it be known!
Dr. Collin: Ah yes, duly noted gracious Ted.
SCP-XXXX: Be careful with such a dull tounge, lest I have my wrathful side descend upon your populace. You shall make amends for that distaste immediatley.
Dr. Collins: Please forgive me, most gracious and amazing Ted. I will ponder over the mysteries of your being, and as reperations, make note of the wisdom you have imparted among my peers. Now, if you can forgive me, I must conclude this intercession such that I can document it for all to see.
SCP-XXXX: You are forgiven, dear child. Now, I do have one simple request, and one that can be easily met. You shall revise my biography to expunge mentions of containment. For I am free being of my own will. The text preceding these mentions have pleased me, however, it shall not be that way forever.
Dr. Collins: I will disseminate this knowledge to my peers. You shall soon hear a prompt response in regards to this manner, dear and wonderful Ted.