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SCP-XXXX insisted on posing.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept away from all WiFi-enabled devices, and is to be locked in its cell during the night.

Description: SCP-XXXX, also known as the Rubber Person, is a small, humanoid figure with pure white skin standing at roughly 1 meter in height. SCP-XXXX has a large, rectangular head twice the width of its body. It has a yellow t-shirt with a lightbulb design, however, closer inspection will show that the shirt appears to be part of the creature. SCP-XXXX's skin is made of a rubbery substance,

SCP-XXXX appears to have an innate understanding of the SCP foundation and its inner workings and is capable of providing a full description of almost any other SCP including SCP-1128. However, SCP-XXXX does not appear to succumb to SCP-1128's anomalous effects. Researchers have hypothesized that this may be due to SCP-XXXX being an anomaly. It is eager to share information, gladly discussing the various anomalies with the staff. SCP-XXXX seems to show a particular fondness for SCP-682, SCP-173, and SCP-096, which appears to be the creature's favorite. When asked if it knows what SCP-096's face looked like, SCP-XXXX confirmed it does not, and jokingly said it wishes to keep it that way.

SCP-XXXX cannot describe SCPs that have not been entered into the system, implying that it may have some form of connection to the foundation. This theory is strengthened by the fact that SCP-XXXX does not know what SCP-096 looks like, and that it is affected by the anti-memetic properties of… do we even have an SCP under that title?

Addendum: Prior to April 23, 2020, SCP-XXXX was freely allowed to help foundation staff with documenting articles. However, SCP-XXXX was seen using