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SCP-XXXX-1

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be stored together in a small locked drawer constructed out of steel. The key is to be stored in a secure closet and is not to be given to personnel without proper authorization from a Level-3 or higher researcher.

Monthly inspections of the drawer are to be made in order to prevent rusting. In the event that evidence of rusting is found, the drawer is to be replaced at the earliest convenient time.

In order to keep the SCP-XXXX instances in a passive state, these items are to be provided inside the drawer:

  • A small screen approx. the size of a credit card (3 3⁄8 × ​2 1⁄8 in.) The screen is to be supplied with a constant feed of random television shows.
  • A miniature couch and a miniature armchair positioned across from the screen.
  • A miniature bed.
  • A miniature wooden table next to the bed.
  • A functional miniature lamp placed on top of the table.

Failure to provide all items listed above will result in both SCP-XXXX instances repeatedly banging on the drawer. Opening the drawer while the instances are banging on it will result in the person being repeatedly attacked until they are no longer alive. (See Incident Report #XXXX-001)

In the event that the SCP-XXXX instances are banging on the walls of the drawer, personnel are to cool the drawer slowly using liquid nitrogen until the banging ceases. Only then may the drawer be opened to resolve the issue that caused the SCP-XXXX instances to enter a hostile state.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is two milk chocolate "Hershey Kisses". Both SCP-XXXX instances are covered in what appears to be non-anomalous colored foil consistent with regular Hershey Kisses. The SCP-XXXX instance with silver colored foil is designated SCP-XXXX-1, and the instance with red colored foil is designated SCP-XXXX-2.

At all possible times, both instances will have their paper strips wrapped together. In order to separate the instances they must be pulled apart with force. Pulling them apart will result in both instances becoming hostile. (See Experiment #XXXX-001)

When a SCP-XXXX instance is in a hostile state it will rapidly heat up until it is a boiling liquid and the foil has melted away, at which point it will slide away. Once it has escaped whatever may have been holding it, it will reshape itself back into the shape of an ordinary Hershey Kiss and solidify. After this has happened, the surface of the instance will fade to the previous color of its foil, eventually turning back into foil. While forming its foil, the strip of paper will also rise out from the tip of the instance. After it has completed its transformation back into a solid Hershey Kiss, it will propel itself at the object that had pulled it apart from the other SCP-XXXX instance at varying speeds. The average speed for this behavior appears to be 200mph. However, speeds of up to [REDACTED] have been recorded. It will not stop launching itself at the object until it appears to be destroyed. After the object is destroyed, it will seek out the other SCP-XXXX instance and wrap its strip of paper around the other's.

It is currently unknown how these instances are able to move around. The instances simply appear to slide around.

It is also currently unknown why these instances require these items in their containment drawer, and how they are able to utilize them.

Note from Researcher Adams:
I would like to request SCP-XXXX be re-classified as Euclid.
It's highest recorded speed at this time is excess of what is
required to break it's containment.
View Incident Log #XXXX-001
View Experiment #XXXX-001