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Custom Object Dossier

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None of the proposed objects are considered canon and are for joke/fun purposes only. The objects proposed here are subject to be added to the wiki under agreement from the original authors of the respected articles.

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Item #: SCP-079-EX

Object Class: Keter Explained

Special Containment Procedures: All sites with important technological storage are to be heavily secured, as SCP-079-EX will use this information against the Foundation at any costs.

During a cyber attack of SCP-079-EX, a list of procedures has been designated to execute, and they are stated as follows:
The backup of the site (and areas) with highly classified information has been backed into the Foundation’s main cloud, unreachable by SCP-079-EX, and therefore the deletion of the Site’s server data is to be permitted, even without the granted permission of the O5 Council.
The Foundation Network engineers (or any other technical experts) are to be contacted immediately if SCP-079-EX does manage to receive any of the Foundation’s information of anomalous objects.
If SCP-079-EX manages to gain remote door control and cause a mass breach, the nuking of the Site will still have to be approved by the O5 Council.

Description: SCP-079-EX is quite keen, learning from its mistakes, going back through what it's accomplished, and fixing it. Like the perfect human being… Regarding it being perfect or not, “Everything has a weakness.” SCP-079-EX just doesn’t apprehend that quote, everything the Foundation has tried has failed or only set it back. SCP-079-EX somehow manages to get what it wants, whether over large periods of time, or just one attempt.

SCP-079-EX’s origin is currently unknown, as all attempts to trace it have resulted in “E҉r҉r҉o҉r.” People say that SCP-079-EX was befriended by the Chaos Insurgency and is currently being used to steal SCPs, important information, and heavy firearms.

SCP-079-EX’s wrath only extends to healthy people. SCP-079-EX has been seen to “convince” eligible SCPs out of executing a disabled person, or a person suffering from a severe disease. SCP-079-EX is also fine with any (and all) anomalous objects, even if specific hatred is expressed.

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Item #: SCP-9385

Object Class: Neutralized Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9385 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its cage either between 4AM-5AM for sleep and containment checks or during emergency lockdowns for its safety. Subject is not allowed out of its cage between 8PM-9PM for security reasons. SCP-9385 is not allowed to be off facility grounds at any time. Cage is to be clean when needed. Subject is to be spoken to in a calm and friendly manner.

Upon certain situations and time intervals, SCP-9385 is to be kept within its cage, a 10 x 10 x 10 steel cell with various bowls for food & water. SCP-9385’s bowls are to be refilled three a day if needed.

Description: SCP-9385 is a large canine dog, appearing to be severely burned, scarred, and shot. SCP-9385 is around half the height of an elephant (1.98 meters). SCP-9385 appears to understand English and small parts of Russian alongside being able to mimic the voice of any and all persons it meets. And, despite it being a menacing figure, subject is extremely friendly towards all on-site personnel.

SCP-9385 is primarily used for quick medical situations or to relief extreme discomfort to on-site administrators. Subjects diet consists of vegan products, primarily sushi and salads. Subject also appears to swallow almost anything non-related to meat, including bullets, rubber, and small amounts of gelatin from SCP-999.

Further consideration of allowing SCP-9385 to be considered “Medical” is being decided.

Addendum SCP-9385-1: “Reminder to all staff: Please do not, or attempt to, feed SCP-9385 any sort of non-vegan items. Last week, Dr. █████ attempted to give SCP-9385 a pork chop, and she received multiple wounds.”

-Dr. ███████

Addendum SCP-9385-2: SCP-9385 was shot multiple times in the head, heart, and gut, causing dozens of severe injuries. Subject was thought to be dead, until awaking from a short coma - which lasted 2 weeks- shocking much of the on-site staff from its amazing capabilities.

Addendum SCP-9385-3: SCP-9385 came in contact with O5-█, causing multiple confusing situations. SCP-9385 agreed to not mimic any O5 Council member.

Addendum SCP-9385-4: SCP-9385 is held hostage in SCP-008’s containment cell after a hostile raid on a former Site. SCP-9385 snapped the neck of 6 Insurgents after an attempt to be quieted. All six Insurgents sustained serious injuries and later died.

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