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🤡🤡🤡Itchy the Clown🤡🤡🤡

Item#: XXXX

Level2

Containment Class:

safe

Secondary Class:

funny

Disruption Class:

keneq

Risk Class:

notice

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard human containment cell and provided all necessary provisions for survival. Revocation of survival provisions as punishment for insubordination is prohibited. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a new pallet of grease paint monthly. Pallets must contain white paint, and other colors are left to the choice of the subject. (See Interview XXXX-A)

Secured instances of SCP-XXXX-n are to be sealed in standard manila envelopes and kept in Safe Object Storage at Site-413. Specific storage methods beyond this point are left to the digression of site personnel.

Addendum 413SfOS-1: As of April 21st 20██ SCP-XXXX-α is locked inside Row-3 Cabinet-12 behind a 5 pin keylock. Key 12-3 is held on the key rack in the Safe Object Security Management office and can be accessed by personnel Level 4 or higher.

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Description: SCP-XXXX is a travelling birthday clown by the name of Itchy, now in foundation custody. No information regarding the identity of SCP-XXXX has been obtained by the Foundation, and questions regarding their real name, age, gender, or history are met with laughter and strange bodily sounds. Questions regarding their parents are met with silence.

SCP-XXXX wears a light purple and white pinstripe vest over a pink and white checkerboard long sleeve cotton shirt. Around their neck they wear a large reflective purple bowtie as a choker. .They wear white cotton panties with a heart pattern and no pants. Requests for SCP-XXXX to wear pants are met with laughter and a gesture to the nearest timepiece. Any pants forced onto SCP-XXXX are removed and discarded as soon as foundation personnel leave the room in a daring and mystical act of escape.

Along the legs of SCP-XXXX are many scars and scrapes from the creation of SCP-XXXX-n. 9See Addendum XXXX-1)

SCP-XXXX-n designates an undefined number of wearable clown noses made from an amalgamation of animal tissues. Individual instances are designated SCP-XXXX-n depending the order of their discovery. Tissue samples from instances of SCP-XXXX-n are most often comprised entirely of human flesh, though in rare cases tissue of other organisms have been discovered. Despite not being in Foundation possession, the original instance has been labeled SCP-XXXX-α. The location of SCP-XXXX-α is unknown.

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Addendum 1: Organizer of Unique SCP-XXXX-n Instances

🤡	Instances of Nonhuman Tissue in SCP-XXXX Instances
SCP-XXXX-76	Samples from SCP-XXXX-76(?) contained instances of flesh from a Florida White Rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus,) a Key West Quail Dove (Geotrygon chrysia,) a domesticated Yorkshire pig (Sus scrofa domesticus,) and six humans. The original host of SCP-XXXX was ███ ██████, a birthday party magician who employed such animals in his act. It is suspected that SCP-XXXX-76 may be SCP-XXXX-α
SCP-XXXX-143	DATA HERE
SCP-XXXX-271	DATA HERE

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