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Ruuo Anomally 00!
This thingy is yellow with antenas dang yo!
It can see 3 seconds into the future. It sometimes works, but 82.5% of the time it's rong like my spelling. Dang Yo.
It was spotted wallowing around the salty mud flats of dougirima Yes. I'm sure that's right!
! makes things correct dang yo.
So then it was captured after an epic chase at 2 mph. It didn't have legs dang yo.
It offered no resistance after capture. The chase was exaturated for dramatic effect Dang yo.
Actually after 20 years of research, we realize that it was just a human is a fat yellow suit on. Dang yo.
BUT! In our defence she/he/it/shim could see 3 seconds into the futre dang yo.
We appologised, but dang yo we couldn't let this embarrasement continue so we retired the specimine. Permanently.
Dang Yo Anonmalligally 00@
This thingy was green with a mustashay dang yo.
It was freaky man, dank green and dark smelling like sewage. Dang yo.
It was found lifeless in a park near downtown Wallow Wallo. We thought it was deaded. Dang Yo.
We took it in to "save" it, but then we learned oif it's true nature!
It was a dank deases streapding dang yo monster.
We examines the excements and learned it deficated the cure for the deases dang yo.
After 2 days of the discovery we all died from the deases. Dang Yo.
But then WE LIVED!
On the third day I saw the light and that was good.
So we rested for the days 4-7.
We called it sadbath
Froggily Anomaginally 00#
This thingy was orengie with a purpleoviolet toungo.
Dang Yo.
It was licking the grounf in that one rainy foresto in Siesto.
Dang Yo.
There was an ubererer inija tasko to catchy it.
We faild.
-conclusion Yea.
