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Item#: SCP-###-J
Object class-keter
Special containment procedures:
SCP-### is to be placed within a muffin tin exactly 2.586 kilometers away from the nearest glass of milk. His cell is to be 5x5x9000 meters and is made of dough.
Description:
SCP-### is a muffin with an eye in the middle. SCP-### is capable of basic speech, however the source of sound is unknown, usually right behind the nearest human. The muffin is comprised of dough, found out to be particularly made of human flesh, and an unknown berries. When a cookie (especially chocolate chip with m&ms next to a cup of gourmet edible cookie dough) is placed within approximately 2 meters of SCP-###, it becomes extremely comfortable. In this state, SCP-### summons a keter SCP to kill who ever tries to remove the cookie. The only Euclid SCP he has ever summoned was SCP-096, likely do to his infinite power, and famous 100% kill rate. Who ever manages to escape the summoned SCP, will instantly explode, usually in quite the graphic manner. When placed 2.586 kilometers within a glass of milk, it will become in raged, and kill every one between it and the glass, with a laser. When ever the laser is fired, the victims body mass goes into the muffin, making it bigger. At the time this was written, SCP-### is approximately 2 meters in width.
Addendum:
Interviewer: Dr.███
date: 5/4/██
Dr.███: why are you a muffin?
SCP-###: do you think I have a choice? Why are you short? Why are you- YOU MAKE MUFFY MAD!
Dr.███: DESEASED. CAUSE OF DEATH: LASER TO THE GENITALS.
Discovered: SCP-### calls himself muffy. where this came from is unknown and will be questioned.
Interviewer: Dr.██████████
date: 5/5/03
Dr.█████████: Who baked you?
SCP-###: Old grany [REDACTED]
Dr.██████████: an irish name aye? anywho, why do you have an eye?
SCP-###: is it not normal for things to have eyes? you have eyes!
Dr.██████████: you're a muffin
SCP-###: wait, really? THANKS ALOT CAPTAIN OVIOUS!
INTERVIEWING DISCONTINUED
Test-###-T1
Subject: D-████
Sex: Male
Conflicted of: the kidnapping and murder of his sisters offspring
Subject: hello!? I see the muffin, can I go now, please?
SCP-###: PARDON ME BUT I AM MUFFY!
Subject: is someone behind me? Please....
05 Concill member: put the cookie nest to... (scoffs) MUFFY
The subject puts a cookie next to the object
SCP-###: (mimics vomit noise) oat meal raisin?!
Researcher-███: you don’t like raisins?
SCP-###: do you? No, you don’t, no one does.
The subject returns with a chocolate chip cookie
SCP-###: YAY!
05 concill member-███: remove the cookie
05 concill member-███: DESEASED. CAUSE DEATH: EXTREME BLOOD LOSS DUE TO EXPLOSION.
SCP-035 is summoned
Subject: that mask is the most f██king beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I want it on.
D-███: DESEASED. CAUSE OF DEATH: RAPPID DEGRADATION
