My fucking sprite - SCP Sandbox III

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My fucking sprite

Ok listen the fuck up, this number is fuck you,

Oh you wanna know the class? Fucking keter if you take it.

Containment procedures: it goes in MY FUCKING FRIDGE, YOU GOT IT? IT BELONGS TO ME SO GIVE ME MY DAMN SPRITE, FRED, YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH. Ok, i'm calm now, got it? But god fucking damnit if you take this sprite out of MY FUCKING FRIDGE, I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'D BE FEELING IT EVEN AFTER TAKING A DOSE OF SCP-500.

Description: this shit is MY FUCKING SPRITE, NOT FRED'S, NOT SAM'S, NOT JOHN'S, IT IS FUCKING MINE. DON'T TAKE IT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL TRY. If you see Fred drinking MY sprite, then kindly tell me so I can PERSONALLY TELL 682 TO FUCKING MURDER HIM. FRED IF YOU SEE THIS, NEXT TIME WE MEET IT IS ON SIGHT. ON. FUCKING. SIGHT, YA HEAR ME?

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