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My Name's Not Tim
Ah, hello! Thanks for stopping by. And not just an ordinary "hello" and "thanks for stopping by" that you'd get from all other author pages and interactions with… "people", this is a very special hello and thanks for visiting my author page, COMPLETELY unlike any other you've ever received.
I heard you say "what makes it special?"
And I'm glad you asked!
Anyway, since you've visited, you are obligated by a strict covenant between myself and you, the reader, that requires you to read all of the below works and upvote and comment on each, else one of the following things will happen:
- You'll notice you itch somewhere on your body
- You'll become very aware of how often you blink
- The Demon Kl'Fthgnptk will arise from their damned slumber of ten thousand nightmares, dragging you down to The Land Darker Than Dreams1 for eternity2
- Nothing (most common roll)
Please note the covenant that you have agreed to by accessing this page is non-binding, so.
Building Less and Less Shoddy Sandcastles
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Memecon - Theycallmetim
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theycallmetimWORK
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theycallmetimfirsttry
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My Name's Not Tim
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Eternal Consequences
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First one I ever wrote. Went down pretty well.
Helped me notice that most of the stories I'd been writing had a theme of being trapped.
I wouldn't think about it too much, if I were you.
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guuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
