Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8292-A through D are not allowed to be listened to for prolonged periods of time outside of testing, especially SCP-8292-B. The devices containing the files are to be put in the same cell as nothing seems to happen if the files are next to each other.
Description: SCP-8292 is a set of .ogg audio files that have been removed from the open internet and can now only be opened from this article. There are no known public devices that have the files downloaded.
SCP-8292-A is an audio file which copies typed down info that is describing it in any way. This can be best seen by using a program which shows the spectrogram of an audio file. SCP-8292-A can only copy up to 126 characters before it can no longer copy info about it.
SCP-8292-B is an audio file lasting 2 seconds, consisting of 10 short beep noises. This file is infamous among Site-██ staff as it has the most severe properties of all the files. When SCP-8292-B is played once, those exposed to it begin to have a mild panic attack accompanied by heavy breathing and uneasiness. Listening to it a second time causes those exposed to it to attempt to leave the area where SCP-8292-B was last played as soon as possible. Listening to it a third time causes uncontrollable sobbing while constantly muttering words which are usually variations of "he doesn't mean harm, but his presence is too much for our wimpy brains." Listening to it a fourth time causes extreme anxiety in subjects, and will usually cause them to resort to violence if it's not allowed to leave the room where SCP-8292-B is. Listening to it a fifth time will cause absolute insanity in subjects if they're not allowed to leave the area where SCP-8292-B is, and will kill anyone they know is keeping them in if they can get to them, demonstrating extreme strength and agility that's reported to cause headaches to those attempting to contemplate how the heightened strength and speed is even possible. Listening to it a sixth time causes [DATA EXPUNGED]. The file no longer harms those who have listened to it for more than six times, and the insanity usually goes away.
If those affected are allowed to leave the room before stage 5, they will calm down by a lot, and will almost always apologize for the "terrible display." Those at this point will allow themselves to be interviewed without hesitation, claiming they want to get their feelings out as fast as humanly possible. Those affected will usually describe a being with the powers of a deity, claiming that it's friendly and means good for the planet, but attempting to think about it hurts their head. This goes for anyone being told about the entity. When someone not affected by SCP-8292-B attempts to think about the deity by being told about it by someone who IS affected by SCP-8292-B, the former person will get a short migraine and immediately forget what the deity looks like, always claiming they "saw the deity just before the memory was dragged away from them." This also goes for those who have passed stage 6.
WARNING! THIS FILE IS AN EXTREME COGNITOHAZARD AND MUST NOT BE LISTENED TO WITHOUT A MEMETIC INOCULATION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
SCP-8292-C is an audio file lasting 6 seconds. The voices of those exposed to it for longer than 20 minutes begin to acquire an unknown female voice along with keeping their original one. The voices overlap each other with no noticeable delay. Once the affected has fallen asleep, they will wake up in a world which is unknown to anyone other than the affected. The affected appears unable to describe the place, other than it looking "friendly." This dream only happens every other sleep, starting with the first time since they became affected.
WARNING! THIS FILE IS A COGNITOHAZARD WITH EFFECTS THAT APPEAR AFTER EXPOSURE FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT HAVING PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
SCP-8292-D is an audio file lasting 6 seconds. Those exposed to it for longer than 30 minutes to perceive images of an unknown entity (called SCP-8292-D-1), strongly resembling a Five Nights at Freddy's character known as Springtrap. Those who are exposed to it for longer than an hour begin to see the entity appear in manners similar to that of SCP-1471. The affected (called SCP-8292-D-2) will usually see the creature walking around, not appearing to try to bother 8292-D-2. SCP-8292-D-1) is usually seen attempting to communicate with 8292-D-2, speaking in a language that has yet to be translated, but seems to understand the main language of 8292-D-2. It's most common action is waving to 8292-D-2 as it walks past. 8292-D-2 subjects have reported seeing SCP-8292-D-1 twitching violently if at least 2 of the following conditions are met:
- likes the color purple, pink, blue, orange, yellow, or white (SCP-8292-D-1 seems to twitch more violently if 8292-D-2 likes purple)
- 8292-D-2 is female
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WARNING! LISTENING TO THIS FILE WILL HAVE NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON YOU AFTER EXPOSURE FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES WITHOUT HAVING PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!






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