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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Pretty sure it was Safe or something.
Special Containment Procedures: Um…what was it again? You know…you keep it in a thing…a square thing made of…um…what was it called? You know, that metal. No, not iron, the other one. No, not that. Um, never mind that. SCP-XXXX-J's containment capsule is to be kept in a…um…what did they call it again? No, not the one like SCP-012's. Um…never mind the containment procedures. I can't remember them.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a…uh…a thing. It resembles a…um…you know, what was that animal called again? You know, that thing with four legs? No no, not that one. Um…forget about that. SCP-XXXX-J has an extremely…um…something reaction to staff. It's diet consists of…err…that leafy thing…no, not lettuce. Ugh, I hate it when this happens. I swear, I eat this thing everyday. Um…moving on. Oh wait. There are no more things to talk about. Well, there are, but I forgot them all. [CENSORED]!
