MZ8625
rating: 0+x

ITEM#: SCP-XXXX
OBJECT CLASS: SAFE

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside of a soundproof plexiglass container at all times and is to receive a small container of pureed carrots every eight hours. All information regarding SCP-XXXX is to be kept from the outside world at all costs to prevent total economic collapse.

DESCRIPTION:
SCP-XXXX is an entity taking the appearance of a human child. The origins of SCP-XXXX are unknown at this moment but further research is being conducted at the site of initial discovery to find more information regarding SCP-XXXX. Upon discovery, it was found that SCP-XXXX reacts to line with rhyme regarding itself being violently thrown and the action of ingesting food. The first case of this was discovered on ██/██/████ when a D-class was instructed to try throwing the anomaly and was offered exotic food options for the day if he complied. The D-class jokingly said the phrase "Throw the child to eat something wild" and shortly after SCP-XXXX began to levitate off the ground and then proceeded to throw itself into a wall with sufficient speed. After several seconds of laying in a corner, SCP-XXXX unhinged its jaw and coughed out half of a watermelon. Further testing of this found that many phrases of similar meaning exist the most favored one among staff and D-class alike being "yeetus the fetus for something to eatus". The food items that SCP-XXXX can conjure vary from a pizza all the way to a supervisor's favorite apple pie that his grandmother used to bake for him before she died. Despite being able to throw itself at a wall at almost the speed of sound SCP-XXXX has not yet been recorded to show any signs of bone or organ damage.