SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j
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Item #: SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j

Object Class: Archon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j is currently able to be contained fairly easily, however, if it is contained, it will use his .44 caliber revolver to shoot his way out and it has breached all of the foundation's attempts at containment. Thus, location tracking and constant monitoring should be maintained

Description: SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j is a humanoid figure resembling a black man, usually appearing with a white tank top and blue jeans, both several sizes too large except during incident n-i-g-g-a/1989/10/31. It will spontaneously appear outside of a white family's house, preferring whose family members had recently said the word n-i-g-g-a or n-i-g-g-e-r. He will spontaneously appear outside of the fence, and will violently break into the house looking for any raw meat of any animal resembling or is belonging to the G. g. domesticus, if it does not find any, it will violently engage in sexual intercourse with but not including:

  • Woman (preferably white)
  • Dogs
  • Fleshlight (usually always destroyed)

It's second anomalous ability manifests as a dialect of English, however, people who are seen by SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j as "in the hood" is able to understand and perceive it as unaccented and nearly perfect English, otherwise, even the best cryptists cannot decipher his words.

Addendum: This is a warning to all field agents that encounters SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j. SCP-n-i-g-g-a-j can be calmed with the following:

  • Grape soda
  • Chicken
  • Dodge charger
  • Women(preferably white)