Naffing special UwU

You: This is commander zulu from Alpha-01 of the SCP foundation. The owner of this computer has been arrested for possessing anomalous substances. Your location will be found and you will be administered Class-A amnestics. If you change your location, termination is imminent. This message will repeat

Stranger: sick

You: fuck

Stranger: ahahahha

Stranger: ur cool

You: thanks

You: i'm gonna cry now

Stranger: same bro

Stranger: gang gang

You: sad gang

Stranger: sad boy hour

You: sad boy eternity

You: sniff

Stranger: sad boy life

Stranger: life no more

Stranger: gang gang

You: we living that sad boy life

Stranger: ayyyyy

You: ayyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: i just stuck my tongue out irl hahahah
You: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: ayyyy

Stranger: beee

Stranger: seee

You: diiii

You: iiii

You: äffff

Stranger: ghee

You: fuck

Stranger: ache

You: and

Stranger: eye

You: ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: ayyyyy

You: i'm gonna commit look at SCP-096s face now

Stranger: eh?

You: look up scp096 and see from the article that comes up what happens when you look at it's face

Stranger: is it scary

Stranger: :(

You: when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).

Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1).

Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]

You: so yeah

Stranger: honestly i skimmed all of that

You: fuck

You: basically its a monster that kills you if you look at its face :/

Stranger: yo i scream and cry myself i don't need to look at it myself

Stranger: omg me when i look in the mirror

You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: im so relatable

Stranger: r u a dude or a dudess

You: you know that what you gotta say when somebody calls yo mom gay

You: dude

Stranger: dude I'm the opposite

Stranger: what should i say

You: i'm in love

You: lmao

Stranger: aw

Stranger: my mums acc gay ahahahha

You: you gotta say:

You: which one?

Stranger: im wheezing

Stranger: ahahhahahah

You: there is an akward thing i need to tell you¨¨

Stranger: go on

Stranger: im all ears

You: i am…

You: 13…

Stranger: r u lying

You: no…

Stranger: mothers so am I

You: wtf

Stranger: I swear on both of my mums i am

Stranger: yooooo this is weird

You: i know

You: at least you don't live in finland

Stranger: im english

You: (relief)

Stranger: this is crazy

Stranger: why r u even on omegle lmao

You: i dunno

You: i'm bored

You: :/

Stranger: me and my friend r just using it to procrastinate and for banter

You: yehh

Stranger: whats ur name

You: i rather wouldn't tell

Stranger: thats kl

Stranger: privacy and shit innit

You: yee

You: DeAr tHiRtEeN yEaR OlD BoI

You: s

You: fuck

Stranger: lol

Stranger: is finland nice

You: i mean yeah

Stranger: I've never been

Stranger: londons trash mate

You: it's cold in the winters and summer lasts one day

You: i've begged for my parents that we could visit london TwT

Stranger: our weather can't make up its mind

You: i couldn't relate less

Stranger: it depends where in london u go

Stranger: its a nice holiday destination and all but to me it gets boring

You: ahh

You: you know what's weird

Stranger: what

You: there is always one sentence people who spray paint on the walls always write

You: i see it everywhere

Stranger: here its nat has herpes

Stranger: everyone writes that lol

You: we have "muna pillu ah ah" which roughly translates to "dick pussy ahh ahh"

You: and that's everywhere

Stranger: thats lovely

Stranger: pg

You: even on the walls of a community sports field building

Stranger: bloody hell

You: yeah i know right?

You: this is probably the best conversation i've had on omegle tbh

Stranger: this is my first convo on omegle so i can't relate

You: well there will be a lot of males telling you their kinks

Stranger: how we went from a virus prank to this lol

Stranger: sounds fun

You: like asking you your sexuality and location

You: creepy af

Stranger: yh thats y i didn't want to do the ft option

Stranger: that and nudes

You: yeah

Stranger: its gross

Stranger: why show ppl that yk

You: ikr

You: also, except a lot of bots

You: especially if you put music into your interests

You: like, i couldn't care less of your soundcloud mister!

Stranger: i put music just so i could get ppl to chat cause there were no other good ideas in my head

Stranger: for realllll

You: ok

You: i hate mondays

You: and tuesdays

You: wednesdays suck

You: thursdays as well

You: i also hate fridays

Stranger: wednesdays are hands down the worst

You: oh

You: my god

You: i've found the perfect person

Stranger: haha

You: my wednesday is like this

You: wake up at 7 am

You: go to school

You: come home at 16 pm

You: go to practice at 17:30

Stranger: i wake up at 5:30 and leave my house at 7:30

You: and come back at 18

You: wtf

Stranger: practise for what

You: guitar

Stranger: damnnnn

You: i also have trumpet practices for thursdays and i have an obnoxius teacher

You: shes nice, but shes too nice

Stranger: i get home at 17 pm then go to football at 18 pm

Stranger: i have a teacher like that

You: they kind of get on your nerves

Stranger: yhhhh

You: I like baseball and downhill skiing

Stranger: i can't play any instruments

You: ok

Stranger: i went skiing in march

You: me too

Stranger: woah

You: downhill skiing i mean

You: well i did go on the month before to ski normally'

You: but that's a rare thing

Stranger: I've only gone twice

Stranger: I'm pretty shit tbh

You: me too

Stranger: but not the worst

You: yeah

You: could be worse

You: at least it has a lower risk of DYING and BREAKING YOUR SKULL

Stranger: lollll

You: against a SHARP ROCK

Stranger: the mountains r steep yk

You: i actually went downhill skiing on april and almost died

Stranger: my friend who's really good at skiing had to look after me

Stranger: oh my gosh

You: i slipped and got into a very steep place

You: it felt like nature just yeeted me

You: i flew

Stranger: did u get injured

You: i throwed like 2 flips and flew head first into the concrete

You: i didn't get injured because i had a helmet

You: it hurt like hell though

Stranger: thank god man

Stranger: the worst thing that happened to me was my ski fell off mid jump

Stranger: oh and i skied into a tunnel wall lol

You: thanks for god for saving a far ass white boy from accidentally killing himself i know right?

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: how often do u go skiing

You: like once every two months

Stranger: thats pretty frequent

You: or twice every three i don't fucking know

Stranger: isn't it expensive

You: well my mom doesn't give a shit as long as it's not pepsi or candy

Stranger: i wish my mum was like that

You: she just yeets me into her car after school at friday and is like: where going here and there and everywhere

Stranger: wow

You: and i'm like you could've told me the night before

Stranger: my mum always plans trips the night before

You: Like, it's FUCKING SUMMER MOM THERES NO FUCKING SNOW!!!

Stranger: one time she was like "btw we are going to egypt tomorrow"

You: wtf

Stranger: Ikr

You: you get to go abroad?

Stranger: yeah

You: i'm stuck in this cold-ass country 24/7

Stranger: i travel a lot tbh

Stranger: I'm really grateful

You: the last time i wasn't in finland was when i didn't know what the word fuck meant

You: and that was a long-ass time ago

Stranger: i went to France but thats not really abroad, before that was NYC with school

You: mh

Stranger: my school is really big on trips so i go away quite a lot

You: i have like one trip 2 years away

Stranger: do u know where to

You: somewhere

You: there

Stranger: i love it there

Stranger: somewhere is my fav county

You: yeah. I've had 1 trip the last 7 years

Stranger: wow

Stranger: well at least u get to really appreciate trips

You: yeah

You: and guess what?

Stranger: what

You: the trip i had last year…

You: was somewhere in FINLAND

Stranger: THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET THERE

You: it was 145 kilometers away

Stranger: rn my school is doing enrichment fortnight which is where we go on a trip in England every day for two weeks

You: i'm starting to believe you're a 55 year old man in your mothers basement

Stranger: lol i promise im not

You: i have BEEFY legs

Stranger: i literally said earlier to my friend i thought u would be a guy named chuck that lives in his mums basement thats so freaky ahha

Stranger: i have thick thighs lol

You: do you have any social medias with remained anonymity

Stranger: i have insta and snap chat but they both have my identity shown

You: oh o

You: fuckkkkkk

You: jsnvdldnfv

Stranger: do u have any

You: i mean yeah

You: twitter snapchat and tiktok that i've forgotten the password for because i never use it

Stranger: i have twitter too

You: nice

You: so is it like a page full of selfies?

You: or something with none of your faces

You: assuming you have multiple

Stranger: i only have one face haha

You: i don't believe you

Stranger: it has mirror pics and travel photos

You: oh ok

Stranger: who do u know that has more then 1 face lmao

You: i'm outside your window

You: now i'm not

Stranger: do u not have instagram

You: now i am

Stranger: do you not have instagram

You: yeah but it got suspended for reasons i cannot tell you

Stranger: oh shit

You: JK i just accidentally said i was under 16

You: because instagam doesn't allow that :/

Stranger: i did that on my old account but i just made a new one

You: yeah

You: i should too

You: but i'm too lazy

You: smh

Stranger: i mainly use instagram over any other social media

Stranger: just make a new acc

You: yeah is should

You: fuck i can't write

You: fuhsufbaishfbvhlsdfbg

Stranger: twinning

Stranger: auto correct is saving me

You: lmao

You: autocorrect autocorrects the word autocorretc to the word autocorrect

Stranger: thats mad

You: are you describing me

You: stop it

You: you dont know me

Stranger: somehow you still managed to spell it autocorretc

You: well i'm on a laptop

Stranger: same but this one has autocorrect

Stranger: idk how

You: turn it off you silly sausage Xd

Stranger: idk how haha

Stranger: its not my laptop anyways its my friends

You: ah ok

Stranger: i checked and i don't have any pictures on twitter

You: jesus this has been a long conversation

Stranger: cause i never use it

Stranger: yh ikr

You: can i follow you?

Stranger: its my name though

You: oh well fuckity fuck fuck

Stranger: u can add my snapchat if u want

You: gonna slide into the dms real quick

Stranger: don't judge the name, my friend made it when i met her in canada like 4 years ago lol

Stranger: underage login cause I'm a rebel

You: lol

Stranger: do u want it then?

You: ok

Stranger: whats yours

You: ….

You: umm

You: maybe this was a bad idea

You: my mystory is very very very bad

Stranger: I'm on private on sc so i can restrict ppl

You: and on second thought

You: idunno

Stranger: we don't have to add each other considering your a complete stranger

You: yeah

Stranger: its just that ur a cool guy yk

You: i'm gonna look your location and come to you with my white van…

You: muahahahahahaa

Stranger: lolllll

Stranger: my locations are off anyways

Stranger: i stay on the safe side

You: me too

You: i would haaatteee if somebody came to my house in a white van am i right?

Stranger: yeah

You: can you follow me on twitter

You: that could work

Stranger: id need to change my twitter name because its my real one

You: oh yeah fuck

Stranger: on snap chat it isnt

You: i think it's ok

You: welp. Everybody who sees my face has their eyes melt of horror anyway

Stranger: I'm sure u don't look that bad

Stranger: i promise I'm way worse

You: but you play football and everything'

You: it's ironic

Stranger: i look like a man because of that

You: i'm way below my own standards

Stranger: im bulky and shit

Stranger: with acne

You: ooh that's -5 cool points in schoo

You: oof

You: fuck i can't fucking write

Stranger: hahaha

You: fucking hell

You: fuckity fuckiity fuckfuxjfhcbdcv db

You: ffdshfhfgvhb

Stranger: fuck ur favourite swear word?

You: porchmonkry

You: guige

You: efijneviunv

Stranger: jsdiofhjiodjfn09[osd

You: PORCHMONKEY

You: FFUUUUU

Stranger: whats that

You: its basically niggerä

You: i have to go

Stranger: woah

You: seriously it was nice to talk

You: i gotta go

Stranger: oh okay byeeee

You: my moms gona explode

You: bye

Stranger: lol good luck

Stranger: bye

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