
NOTE: THIS PAGE IS NOT A LIVING DOCUMENT.
Barring emergent properties or circumstances which alter the Pataphysics Department's understanding of SCP-XXXX, this document has been locked from further editing.
This document is not intended to act as a comprehensive entry in the SCiPNET database. It is a private, legacy document handled internally by the Pataphysics Department for O5 (or P) eyes only.
— Naomi Ross, Head of Pataphysics
Fig 1.1: Vistula River's source (2013).
Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is singularly managed by the Pataphysics Department. Once the current narrative frame elapses, disclosure of SCP-XXXX's existence to Overwatch should occur as soon as possible.
Prior to the conclusion of a narrative, all active pataphysicians must be treated with a course of memory-aiding medications and utilize SCP-XXXX's secondary mechanic.
Description: SCP-XXXX is Barania Góra, a Polish mountain (elev. 1,220 m; coord. 49°36′0″N 18°58′56″E) which hosts the headwaters of the Vistula River. The river originates from the confluence of the Czarna and Biała Wisełka streams along SCP-XXXX's western side, near the tripoint of the Silesian Voivodeship, Czechia, and Slovakia. This site of convergence1 acts as the primary conduit for narrative renewal.
Once a narrative frame reaches its conclusion, both source streams diverge from their previous courses and form a kinetoglyph via hydraulic action against their bedrock. Once the physical glyph has been etched into the earth, the velocities of the streams increase, activating the kinetoglyph and amplifying its effect until the entirety of pataphysical space is encompassed.
At this time, present reality and temporality will be overwritten and replaced by the proceeding frame; though this reset process is rarely catastrophic to containment efforts2, it represents a significant loss of anomalous knowledge obtained during preceding frame(s), especially as relates to pataphysicality. Though the Foundation may independently re-discover their metafictionality during the new narrative, this is not guaranteed.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous mechanics facilitate the transfer of consciousnesses into the proceeding narrative frame. If a human being is submerged within SCP-XXXX's water during the kinetoglyphic formation, they will manifest within the next narrative. This process has been utilized by numerous narrative iterations of the Foundation to prolong the operations and administration of the Pataphysics Department between frames.
Addendum.XXXX.1
INITIAL CONTACT
The following is data recovered from an elapsed narrative frame (NF-134), documenting an SCP-XXXX activation event and simultaneous induction of transfer researcher Naomi Ross into the Pataphysics Department.
Transcript of NF-134 Narrative Lapse — Submitted by T.R. Ross, NF-135
Foreword: Footage was taken from a handheld camera, carried by transfer researcher Naomi Ross. A simultaneous conversation with Naomi Ross (Head of Pataphysics, no relation) occurred via long-range earpiece, and is also transcribed.
[Begin Log]
[End Log]
Addendum.XXXX.2
CURRENT FRAME CONTACT
The following is data archived from an elapsed narrative frame (NF-136), detailing a large-scale breach of security within Foundation servers. On 2034/12/06, 251 unique signals remotely interfaced with internal security terminals and attempted a handshake with their operating systems, before being rejected.
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