Item #: I don't think an SCP No. should be assigned at this stage. So for now it will be called SCP-MUZAK
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-MUZAK is to be stored in a soundproof room, outside of which should be a file cabinet containing instances of SCP-MUZAK-1A. Instances of SCP-MUZAK-1B are to be put in opaque folders and contained in a standard safe; they are not to be accessed or looked at except during controlled testing. Instances of SCP-MUZAK-1C are to be kept in their own safe, and are not to be accessed unless given explicit permission by the designated researcher.
Access to SCP-MUZAK is only allowed under permission from A-Class personnel. Access to instances of SCP-MUZAK-1A is open to all personnel C-Class or above, as long as said personnel keep instances of SCP-MUZAK-1A filed in alphabetical order; if the instance is representative of a piece of music, personnel are to file the instance according to the title of said music, and not the artist. Other instances will be given names to be filed under.
Under no circumstances are any songs with anomalous effects to be exposed to SCP-MUZAK without their intended lyrics.
Description: SCP-MUZAK is a modified phonograph originating in 1880. SCP-MUZAK consists of a brass tube with one end open, and the other leading into a sealed 34cm x 26cm x 20cm oak box. A brass needle protrudes from the box, and is positioned over a 25cm x 18cm x 2cm plank of oak, which is attached to the box using an unknown adhesive. Both the oak box and oak plank are covered in a yet-unidentified varnish, and an inscription is written on the side of the box opposite to the plank:
SOWANA'S VOICE
The anomalous effects of SCP-MUZAK only occur if the brass tube is exposed to sound and a sheet of paper is placed on the oak plank. Once these conditions are met, the needle will begin to write symbols on the sheet of paper, extending and retracting as necessary. Marks appear to be made with India ink, despite the needle never showing signs of containing any sort of ink. Writing continues until the sound stops, at which point the symbols cover the entirety of the paper. Papers covered in symbols produced by SCP-MUZAK are designated as SCP-MUZAK-1 and classed as -1A, -1B, or -1C according to their effects.
When subjects look at instances of SCP-MUZAK-1, the sound exposed to SCP-MUZAK at time of writing is recalled. Subjects exposed to instances of SCP-MUZAK-1 describe the sound as not coming through their ears, but rather being present only in the mind, in an experience described as "reading the sounds". Sounds recalled by instances of SCP-MUZAK-1 are not audible to anyone not looking at the instance. Subjects can freely look away from the instance, which reportedly causes the sound recall to stop. If a subject then looks back at the instance of SCP-MUZAK-1, the sound recall will continue from the point the subject looked away, and will occur for the duration SCP-MUZAK was exposed to the original sound. Once the recall has ended, the subject need only look away from then back to the instance for the sound recall to begin anew. Instances of SCP-MUZAK-1 exhibiting only these effects are classed as SCP-MUZAK-1A.
Instances of SCP-MUZAK-1 that demonstrate extra anomalous effects or normally undetectable sounds are designated SCP-MUZAK-1B. SCP-MUZAK has the ability to transfer anomalous effects from the originating sound to SCP-MUZAK-1, as demonstrated by experiments exposing SCP-MUZAK to instances of SCP-████. SCP-MUZAK also detects any sounds that are exclusive, allowing detection of conversations between entities and sounds only they can hear, such as SCP-████.
If a song has been transcribed by SCP-MUZAK already, and is input again without vocals, a woman's voice will sometimes be heard singing the intended lyrics. This woman, designated SCP-MUZAK-2 is reported to have a soft, sad voice, tinged with a light, unidentified accent. Subjects exposed to SCP-MUZAK-2's voice invariably describe it as "the most beautiful voice in the world". The reason SCP-MUZAK-2 chooses certain songs is unknown, and it has not been reported to speak. At this time, it is not known if SCP-MUZAK-2 is simply a function of SCP-MUZAK, or if it is a unique entity. Instances of SCP-MUZAK-1 that contain the voice of SCP-MUZAK-2 are classed as SCP-MUZAK-1C.
Addendum: ██/██/20██: If a subject looking at an instance of SCP-MUZAK-1 is deaf, they will still be able to hear the sound recall. It appears to have a profound effect on such subjects, particularly if the subject was deaf from birth.
I don't think I've ever seen D-█████ so happy. It's not every day you get to see someone discover a new sense. — Dr. S█████
██/██/20██: Attempts to replicate the symbols made by SCP-MUZAK do not induce sound recall. However, taking pictures of said symbols does.
██/██/20██: SCP-MUZAK-2 has been detected changing the pronouns used in the lyrics of Am I Blue? from
There was a time I was her only one/But now I'm the sudden lonely one
to
There was a time he was my only one/But now I'm the sudden lonely one.
Additionally, SCP-MUZAK-2 appears to respond to songs typically described as "sad", or those about loss. This suggests that SCP-MUZAK-2's effects are separate from SCP-MUZAK. Further testing using such songs is required.
██/██/20██: Asking questions into SCP-MUZAK does not elicit any response from SCP-MUZAK-2
██/██/20██: Video of SCP-MUZAK using all known wavelengths reveals nothing. Permission asked to open SCP-MUZAK and see how it works.
Granted. Just don't damage it. — O5-██
██/██/20██: Oak box easily opened. Varnish identified as standard for late 1800's. Brass tube can be seen to connect to needles that vibrate when exposed to sound. Needles run from brass tube to unknown contraption with copper wire sticking out of it. Copper wire runs to mechanism that turns gears to move the outside needle. The contraption cannot be removed due to entanglement with copper wires. Electricity visible to the naked eye can be seen moving along the copper wires when SCP-MUZAK is exposed to sound. Attempts to harvest said electricity have been unsuccessful, leading to the assumption that the electricity is anomalous. Further testing required.
██/██/20██: Extensive testing reveals little else about SCP-MUZAK and SCP-MUZAK-2. The anomalous electricity remains unharvested and unidentified. SCP-MUZAK-2's identity and history remain a mystery. The only information we can glean from its lyrics are:
1) It lost someone it was romantically attracted to.
2) This romantic attraction was not mutual.
3) SCP-MUZAK-2 did something to upset the object of their affection and was punished for it.
The only time SCP-MUZAK-2 did something other than changing pronouns was ending the song Space Oddity with the words "I'm sorry." Further testing may be required.
Actually, she's told us all we need to know. — Dr. ██████
Item #: SCP-MURICA (b/c it doesn't need a code yet)
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-MURICA is to be contained in a standard furnished room, along with a television that can only access C-SPAN channels, numerous textbooks on American and World history, numerous American flags, a map of the USA, and the requested pet bald eagle. SCP-MURICA is allowed to take its pet eagle to the atrium located at Site-██, if accompanied by guards trained to handle said eagle. Although it is unlikely, if SCP-MURICA ever asks for internet access, politely decline.
While SCP-MURICA does not demonstrate a desire to leak secure information, no personnel are to ask it about Foundation or government secrets. If Foundation or government secrets are leaked by SCP-MURICA, its accompanying guards are to detain the personnel present and administer amnesiacs. SCP-MURICA is then to be taken back to its containment cell, reprimanded, and punished by having its pet eagle taken away for 24 hours.
Additionally, SCP-MURICA is permitted to do a fireworks show for personnel every July 4th.
Description: SCP-MURICA is a 5-foot tall humanoid female, appearing to be fit and permanently 20 or so years of age, with chalk white skin, blue and red hair, and blue clothing covered in red/white stripes and white stars.
SCP-MURICA appears to be the personification of the United States of America, or, as it states, "The Spirit of America." SCP-MURICA has complete and extensive knowledge of American history, American territories, all US government operations and secrets, and Foundation activity taking place in or related to the United States of America. Its mood. values, and clothing change to fit
the general zeitgeist of the current America. Additional anomalous effects include:
- All measurements related to SCP-MURICA being imperial and unable to be written otherwise.
- All American citizens within a 50-yard radius being extremely patriotic.
- All non-American citizens within a 50-yard radius expressing a desire to become an American citizen.
- Cheeseburgers and corn-dogs within a 50-yard radius becoming extremely delicious and appealing.
- All radios, CDs, DVDs, and computers within a 50-yard radius only being able to play songs that originate in America.
- All currency withing a 50-yard radius transforming into official US currency of equal monetary value.
- All persons within a 50-yard radius that actively wish to harm America or its government directing their hatred at SCP-MURICA.
- All persons attacking SCP-MURICA spontaneously exploding into a large fireball on contact, with SCP-MURICA invariably remarking "Do not waken the sleeping giant." SCP-MURICA, its clothes, and anyone who does not actively wish to harm America are not injured by the fireball.
- On every July 4th, SCP-MURICA being able to summon fireworks from nowhere.
- SCP-MURICA not being able to leave the United States of America by any means.
- SCP-MURICA being able to understand and talk to eagles.
- SCP-MURICA being able to speak in any American accent. It prefers General American.
SCP-MURICA was granted one(1) pet bald eagle as payment for cooperation with and containment inside the Foundation. SCP-MURICA expressed no desire to harm the Foundation before or after obtaining said eagle, and has noted that the Foundation "is necessary for the well-being of [its] people [American citizens]." SCP-MURICA does not appear to age.
It is not yet known how the anomalous effects surrounding SCP-MURICA occur.
Interviewed: SCP-MURICA
Interviewer: Dr. █████ (American Citizen)
Foreword: SCP-MURICA only agreed to an interview after receiving its pet bald eagle. Bald eagle is present in interview.
<Begin Log, ██/██/19██>
Dr. █████: Hello SCP-MURICA, thank you for agreeing to an interview. My name is Dr. █████.
SCP-MURICA: Nice to meet you, Dr. █████.
Eagle: <Screeches>
SCP-MURICA: Thank you for the eagle.
<SCP-MURICA pets its eagle on the head. Although it got the eagle only a day before, the eagle is immediately comfortable and friendly with SCP-MURICA.>
Dr. █████: Of course. Now… could you please tell me where you came from?
SCP-MURICA: I was born from my people.
Dr. █████: Your people being American citizens?
SCP-MURICA: Yes.
Dr. █████: Where you were born?
SCP-MURICA: A statehouse in Philly.
Dr. █████: Philadelphia?
SCP-MURICA: <Laughs> Yes, Philadelphia.
Dr. █████: Were there other people there?
SCP-MURICA: Yes. I was born when the Declaration of Independence was made, if that's what you're getting at.
Dr. █████: Oh. I, uh… yes, I was getting to that. So that makes you—
SCP-MURICA: 1██. Going on ███.
Dr. █████: Wow. Um—
Eagle: <Screeches>
SCP-MURICA: No, you're 5 years old.
Eagle: <Screeches>
Dr. █████: You can understand it? Wait, does it understand us?!
SCP-MURICA: Of course I can understand it, its a bald eagle. And no, only I can talk to it. Me and SCP-████.
Dr. █████: Ah. Well. You… know about that. May I ask how?
SCP-MURICA: I know everything about your activities in America. I am the Spirit of America, after all.
Dr. █████: So do you know everything that happens in America?
SCP-MURICA: Yes. I am the representation of my country. I know all that happens in it and I feel all that my people feel.
Dr. █████: So what do you feel now?
SCP-MURICA: A lot of things. [REDACTED] about myself. [REDACTED] about [REDACTED] Self-conscious about what the other countries think, mostly.
Dr. █████: The other countries? Can you tell what they're thinking?
SCP-MURICA: Not unless they tell me. They've been pretty up front about that lately.
Dr. █████: Does that mean there are other spirits like you?
SCP-MURICA: Well, every country has a spirit, don't they?
Dr. █████: I suppose…
SCP-MURICA: Of course they do! Otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep themselves together.
Dr. █████: And you keep America together?
SCP-MURICA: <Smiles> Always. <Pets eagle> Anything else?
Dr. █████: Well, yes actually. You say you are 1██ years old, but you don't look it. Do you age?
SCP-MURICA: No.
Dr. █████: Did you always look like this?
SCP-MURICA: Well excluding before the Constitution, yes.
Dr. █████: What was before the Constitution?
SCP-MURICA: I didn't have a body. A country doesn't become a country until it has laws and borders and the like. But the spirit was still there before that. I was still there before that.
Dr. █████: Well then. Thank you, SCP-MURICA. These interviews normally aren't so… informative.
SCP-MURICA: Of course, Dr. █████. Your foundation is necessary for the well being of my people, and it my pleasure to help out.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Research should immediately be done to find and contain the spirits of other countries. If they are anything like SCP-MURICA, they'll be in [REDACTED]. As a bonus, if we collect the spirit of every country and have them interact, we would have the most accurate measure of international politics in the world.
That would be incredibly useful. Commence research at once. — O5-██
Item #: SCP-HATE (see item # for No. 2)
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-HATE is to be contained in a padded cell, and is not to have contact with any humans apart from a psychologist with an apathetic view on religion. Food is to be sent into the cell via dumbwaiter. Persons that do not hold an apathetic view on religion are not to see SCP-HATE. No pictures or videos are to be taken of SCP-HATE.
Description: SCP-HATE is a middle-aged Arabic male covered in numerous scars and missing its left eye and several teeth. X-ray examination reveals 6 bones that have broken and healed incorrectly. Notable scars include:
- Tissue resulting from 3rd Degree burns on left half of face
- 12 cm scar on throat, made by knife
- 3 gunshot wounds on left chest, presumably aiming at heart
- 24 lacerations on back, made by whip
- 33 scars 2-3 cm in long on abdomen, made by barbed wire
- 5 circular scars 7.5 mm in diameter on right palm, graphite residue suggests they were made by a pencil
- Rings of scar tissue around wrists and ankles, suggesting bondage
- Scar tissue in place of missing thumb and pointer finger on left hand
- Scar tissue beneath penis, in place of missing scrotum
- 5 scars on each thigh, varying from 17-20 cm long, made by fingernails
- Circular scar 5 cm in diameter on back of upper right calf, made by arrow
- 4 lacerations on right calf, made by bear trap
- Tissue resulting from 3rd Degree burns on soles of feet
SCP-HATE has the unfortunate ability to become an object of intense hatred by any person adhering to a medium-strength opinion of religion, including many types of athiesm. People affected by SCP-HATE, designated SCP-HATE-1, intensely despise SCP-HATE, viewing it as highly blasphemous and/or spiteful of their beliefs and calling it "the Infidel". Instances of SCP-HATE-1 will then attempt to hunt down and "convert" SCP-HATE by any means necessary. This effect activates upon a person seeing SCP-HATE either in picture or in person, and lasts for 7 days after SCP-HATE was last seen. The longer SCP-HATE is viewed, the more intense the hatred from SCP-HATE-1. The only people immune to SCP-HATE's effect are those with relaxed or apathetic attitudes toward religion.
SCP-HATE was taken in by the Foundation at request of ████████████████, who found SCP-HATE in a state of [REDACTED] following [REDACTED]. SCP-HATE possesses a limited knowledge of Arabic, and cannot speak due to its voice box being removed. SCP-HATE is untrusting of all humans, and will frantically attempt to flee if approached. If no exit is available, SCP-HATE will enter a fetal position and shiver until all humans have left the area.
It should be noted that SCP-HATE has no means of defending itself.