NaluXV1

Evil Tree

It’s only an oak tree but instead it has pines instead of leaves. Object class keter as it teleports to a random person every 3 minutes no matter what unless a piece of the tree is damaged. (eg. a pine needle is ripped off or an attempt to cut it down). Basically let’s say you’re walking down the street and a random tree teleports in front of you making you crash into the needles.

Rubiks Rage

Item #: (SCP- -j)

Object Class: annoying but idk Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: like put it in a sound proof box in a soundproof room thats locked idk. maybe like… put a fan in there? yeah sure put a fan in there. maybe that dyson one or something.

Description: This scp is a regular Rubik's cube supposedly. When scrambled, the goal is to return every face back into one colour. this cube is more commonly known as the MoYu DianMa, aka: the worst fucking cube on the market. When solving this Rubik's cube, anomalies will start to take place. There is no exact reason for why these anomalies happen but there are far more that we still need to discover let alone learn about.
Our list of anomalies is still growing and I’m pretty sure it’s not going to stop growing for a while.

The cube was obtained from a residence in Toronto, Ontario, when three (3) children became deaf after an incident with the cube.

Anomaly	Description	Progress Lost|Danger
Random turn	At 12 AM every night, the Rubik's cube will make one random turn.	Little to None|Safe
B'	When solving the cube, if a turn is made with the pinky finger performing a back turn 90° counterclockwise, The Rubik's cube will twist one corner at random in any direction.	Some to Little|Safe
U	If a turn is made on the U face, the Rubik's cube will automatically turn the U face back to it's starting position.	Little to None|Safe
Sexual Moan	At any given time between 1 to 9 days, the Rubik's cube will let out a sexual moaning noise from no apparent speaker. Recorded moans range anywhere from 80-150 dB, sometimes rendering the user deaf. Further research is currently on going. If lubed (preferably to make it faster) a moan automatically occurs over 160 dB. Experiments and theories show the cube has "feelings" and just like every other human, a need for… well, intercourse arises.	None|Potential Major Damage
Violent Spasm	Any attempts to take apart the cube will result in the Rubik's cube violently shaking at which point The cube would become a lethal weapon shaking exceedingly fast and at speeds that break multiple laws of physics. This violent shaking will continue for approximately one hour. It is assumed the cube has been angered and shaking could be a way to simulate a fight to flight response, though in this case its always fight	None|Lethal
Ultimate Bullet	If an attempt to manually twist a corner in performed, the corner will immediately shoot out in the direction it was facing at over 423 km/s killing anyone in its path and leaving earths atmosphere (In some cases, shooting directly through the earth). This corner will break through any object loosing no mass and not slowing down, violating yet another law of physics. A new corner will manifest 30 minutes later. Experiments show that this particular cube, the MoYu DianMa, is quite "tight" as in a LOT of tension is being "created". Research into why a new corner manifests however, is currently ongoing.	Little to None|Lethal
Reset	Every 42 hours. The Rubik’s cube will re-scramble it’s self messing up all progress. its been observed scrambling itself with turns ranging from 0.5-2 seconds per turn. I’m still stressed from yesterday >:(	All|Safe
[DATA EXPUNGED]	If exposed to cold (-20°C>), in an attempt to stay warm, the Rubik’s cube will travel by means of turning itself(potentially messing up progress) to the nearest subject, "jump" and enter [DATA EXPUNGED] creating [DATA EXPUNGED] leaving the subject through means of the mouth or stomach when the temperature has returned to 0°C.	All-Little|Uhh… lets just say its not pretty. id say its pretty dangerous
Hard Floor	If The Rubik’s cube is dropped on hard floor (marble, wood, stone, tile, etc.), the subject who dropped the cube just dies. right then and there. literally dies. no wounds. no marks. just heart stops, body drops, no props. Autopsies show literally nothing. We've tried this like 20 times and we literally have no fucking clue what happens. (see addenda 1-3)	None|Lethal
IQ Test	If an individual with an IQ under 80 comes within 2 meters of the cube, the cube will start spinning… it'll keep spinning until another anomaly occurs. we don't know exactly why spinning, but it sure as hell makes a lot of noise	None|Safe
these aren't done yet	i've got a lot more ideas	i'm going to be putting them in after this idea gets read or something but thx for reading if you are <3
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Addendum #1:

Audio log from autopsy 12; ██/██/2019 Dr. Nieuwland: so hey im recording now… basically idk what my script is cuz naluxv1 hasn't told me what to say yet…

Pickle Jar

An un-openable pickle jar

lol

lol nothing here yet