Nekumon draft 29- Par for the course

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard containment room with a power outlet provided. It should not be provided power except during testing.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances are contained in standard humanoid containment chambers in pairs at Site-1999. A standard mini golf course is provided at the site and SCP-XXXX-1 instances are allowed to access this course once per week to prevent damage caused by them.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an arcade cabinet labeled "Mini Golf" made by the Fun 4 Life corporation. It becomes operational when power is provided and sufficient Currency is inserted. It consists of a mini golf simulator controlled using a joystick. When the player reaches a certain win condition, an SCP-XXXX-1 instance is dispensed into a small chamber in the front of the cabinet.
SCP-XXXX-1 instances are felt plush toys manufactured by the now defunct Rubberhose corporation1. SCP-XXXX-1 instances become animate once removed from SCP-XXXX. They are sapient and have cognitive thought comparable to humans. SCP-XXXX-1 are capable of speech despite no necessary organs present. SCP-XXXX-1 instances have an obsession for activities relating to the sport of golf2. If an SCP-XXXX-1 do not meet a threshold for golf-related entertainment within a week they will anomalously expand until combustion occurs. When combustion occurs, golf balls will anomalously manifest and simultaneously be propelled at speeds of ██ kilometers per hour, causing severe damage to the surrounding area.