Nekumon drafts 9

The Balloon Woman

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a an airtight padded humanoid containment chamber. Two surveillance cameras are to keep surveillance on SCP-XXXX at all times.

One D-class is be assigned to SCP-XXXX. The D-class will wear the outfit located in the storage locker right outside SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. They will keep up the charade that they are Hideaki Hideyoshi¹ and that they love SCP-XXXX during mandatory weekly visits. If the assigned D-class dies or is unable to keep up the charade one D-class must be used to trigger a reset event by reading the reset event document (See Addendum XXXX-1) to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is to be told that it in a temple to keep it safe from a war between England and Japan after every reset event. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX are to be made aware of the charade. All personnel and D-class interacting with SCP-XXXX are to remove all sharp objects before entering SCP-XXXX's containment.

All interviews are to be done with a person fluent in both Japanese and English. All interviewers are to wear clothes reminiscent of clothes worn in 1800s Japan.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a female humanoid two meters in height and hovering one meter off the ground. SCP-XXXX has genes that are of human origin, but testing has shown genes of a currently unknown source. SCP-XXXX's skin is almost identical to latex and reacts very similarly.Testing has shown SCP-XXXX has most organs found in humans, but completely lacks a skeletal and muscular system. Instead SCP-XXXX is filled with a combination of helium and oxygen which is moved throughout SCP-XXXX during movement. This gas combination has also been theorized to be the reason why SCP-XXXX hovers. SCP-XXXX's mouth, eyes, ears,and nose are drawn on in [DATA EXPUNGED], but is completely capable of displaying facial expressions, crying, eating, and drinking. SCP-XXXX is capable of communication in fluent Japanese and English.

SCP-XXXX's behavoir is usually harmless, but can change under many factors. These changes are unpredictable, but tested events show similar mood and behavior changes. Below is a chart detailing an event and SCP-XXXX's reaction:

Event Description	SCP-XXXX's reaction
Assigned D-class is kept from visiting SCP-XXXX for two weeks.	SCP-XXXX goes into a state of panic followed by depression which persists until the assigned D-class enters SCP-XXXX's containment.
The official flag of the United States is put in SCP-XXXX's containment	SCP-XXXX shows confusion. SCP-XXXX asks researchers what the flag stands for.
A D-class wearing modern attire is sent into SCP-XXXX's containment.	SCP-XXXX shows very nervous behavior. SCP-XXXX stays in the corner of the containment chamber.
A cell phone is put into SCP-XXXX's contaiment.	SCP-XXXX attacks the phone. Post-test Interviews reveal SCP-XXXX thought the phone was an explosive device.

SCP-XXXX seems to suffer from a type of short term memory loss and seems to forget events hour after the happen. Though this has been debated being SCP-XXXX has remembered certain events.

Whenever SCP-XXXX takes large amounts of damage or comes into contact with a sharp object, SCP-XXXX will combust before the subject most closely related to the cause of SCP-XXXX's combustion will secrete an anomalous gas which is hazardous to humans and most animals. The subject will then expire before the corpse then anomalously changes to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is unaffected mentally by this p

A Harem Manga

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Issues of SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a locked book case in the library of Site-73. under no circumstances are issues of SCP-XXXX to be opened by personnel. Testing is to be done using D-class only in 10 meter by 10 meter by 3 meter testing chamber. When testing no female personnel are allowed within the area of the testing chamber. Most SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be kept with the affected subject in a 5 meter by 5 meter by 3 meter humanoid containment cell. Identified SCP-XXXX-1-5 instances are to be terminated as soon as possible.

Due to the fact of the large publicity of the series affected, the rights to the Summer Slasher Harem manga² are to be owned by Security Publishing³.

Description: SCP-XXXX is series of manga issues in the harem genre⁴. There are currently 50 anomalous issues currently in containment. Each issue has the same anomalous effect.

SCP-XXXX's effects manifest when an issue is read. When a subject reads on average 2 pages SCP-XXXX's effects will start to manifest.

The Hindu Writer

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter (previously Euclid)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 5 meter by 5 meter by 4 meter humanoid containment chamber of pure gold, and is to be supplied with five (5) Sharpie brand permanent markers and a notepad each month. SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 3 meter by 3 meter by 3 meter humanoid containment chamber, and is to be kept away from any device which can be used for written communication or writing utensil except during testing. No documents should be kept within 20 meters of SCP-XXXX's containment to lower the chance of SCP-XXXX caused breaches. Any obvious changes the documents should be reported immediately.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male of English descent. He is almost physically identical to non-anomalous humans except for two (2) arm-like growths from the abdomen. These growths have no bones or muscles required to move normally and instead move through currently unknown means.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects manifest when SCP-XXXX writes or draws. During this one (1) written text with 15 meters will be changed. Although the changed text has little to no correlation to what SCP-XXXX writes or draws, it is confirmed SCP-XXXX does change it purposely. It's anomalyous effect has no known radius though documents within 15 meters are more susceptible to it's effect. This was discovered after the change of it's own containment procedures on the date of ██/██/██.

SCP-XXXX has claimed several times that he is the writer of the Vedas⁵ although there is no proof to back up nor disprove this claim

Footnotes

1. A man who was a samurai and husband to SCP-XXXX according to interviewed persons during SCP-XXXX's recovery.

2. A type of graphic novel in the Japanese reading style of right to left as opposed to the western reading style of left to right.

3. A cognition company created by the facility to publish an non-anomalous version of SCP-XXXX issues.

4. A genre where a love interest (usually male) meets and dates multiple females and eventually has to decide which one to have a relationship with.

5. The holy texts of Hinduism