Nemoid's drivel

Here's a pitch: temporal jacket; my friend has a big camo jacket with silly pockets in it, he has an alcohol problem and puts stupid shit in stupid pockets, pulls it out MONTHS later and it's actually quite important for the scenario we were/are in
I'd like to make it Euclid but after seeing the whole "you're fucked if you want to do keter and NOTHING is good enough for Thaumiel class E.V.E.R" is pretty disheartening, but it probably would be better suited as a safe class and mild cognitohazard.
Though temporal might be a little difficult to tie off at the end of writing due to the forcibly inconclusive Foundation testing, whatever is removed from the pockets HAS to be returned lest a paradox is caused, do you think I could slightly cheat with a Scranton reality anchor to explain why it's not been destroyed, then I could have some fun with the Foundation testing…
Please, shit on me if needs be, I need to immerse into this again to properly get my head back into it