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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 3/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 3/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE AND INVOLUNTARY AMNESTIC TREATMENT AND POSSIBLE TERMINATION OF FOUNDATION EMPLOYMENT.
Due to Incident XXXX-17, Procedure 91-Llawer is undergoing revision and all personnel who have underwent the procedure are to submit to psychiatric evaluation immediately.
Thank you for your cooperation.
- Adam Shalott, Site 91 Administrator
Special Containment Procedures: Due to it's non-physical and universal nature, SCP-XXXX cannot be conventionally contained. SCP-XXXX's current containment procedures consist of a disinformation campaign to falsify evidence for continued universal inflation and mislead the general populous to believe that any observation of SCP-XXXX is merely a part of human psychology. This is primarily done through the infiltration of various cosmological observatories and psychology publications by Foundation agents, who will install, through a Foundation-issue thumb drive, several programs that manipulate data collected by equipment. More direct involvement, up to and including the discrediting of the publishers and researchers behind any scientific articles or journals that showcase evidence of SCP-XXXX followed by amnestization of all involved individuals, may be authorized in special circumstances.
All accurate information regarding the nature and effects of SCP-XXXX is to be limited to personnel who have undergone at least three applications of Procedure 91-Llawer.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a phenomenon known to the general populous as the Return Trip Effect1. Diverging from the popular conception of the Return Trip Effect as a side-effect of subconscious expectations, SCP-XXXX is the gradual contraction of space-time and the perception of space-time towards a currently ill-defined point on earth2. Foundation observations of SCP-XXXX's effects, coupled with extensive testing3, lead to the conclusion that it's continued effects will cause all matter in the observable universe to exist within a small enough space, less than 10,000 light years, that secrecy of the anomaly and all forms of cosmological observations will be impossible by 8/21/████████ 7/12/3028. Foundation investigation of this phenomenon began when scientific reports on the Return Trip Effect revealed that participants arrived before they should have given the speed they were moving at given that they were using automated cars. Repeated attempts producing the same results as before triggered Foundation acquisition of all relevant documentation and amnestic treatment of all individuals involved.
After the events of 1/28/2067, the use of experimental technology designed to detect spatial distortions in Site-91 was approved. After several of these devices were activated, readings were confirmed to be several hundred times the predicted values. These results, in combination with the fact that, outside of Site-91, readings were far more consistent with predicted results, lead to the conclusion that observing SCP-XXXX's effects drastically increases the rate of said effects, with this increase being proportional to the amount of time one has spent observing it's effects.
Addendum XXXX.1: As of 7/09/2030, SCP-XXXX's effect seems to have begun accelerating and has overtaken the process of universal inflation, with the predicted date of a CK-class "False Singularity" event4 caused by SCP-XXXX being 8/21/████████. Research into possible counter-measures has been upgraded to priority Gamma.
Addendum XXXX.2: On 1/28/2067 in Site-91, approximately 1000 D-Class involved with testing related to SCP-XXXX, and as such we're constantly observing it's effects, appeared to █████, which caused all subjects to exist in the space of all other subjects simultaneously. Subjects immediately collapsed to the floor while screaming before going limp. Autopsy revealed that all subjects died of a heart attack, the bursting of a grossly engorged adrenal gland, massive internal hemorrhaging, and the swelling of the brain to approximately 138.1% it's normal size.
Addendum XXXX.3: As of 2/01/2067, the Predicted date of the CK-class "False Singularity" has been moved to 7/12/3028. Research into possible counter-measures has been upgraded to priority Alpha. Indirect research and observation methods are to be employed for these purposes. Procedure 91-Llawer developed and implemented by unanimous decision of all level 4/XXXX personnel.
Procedure 91-Llawer is the designation for an experimental amnestic and memetic regiment that, for currently unknown reasons, causes one's observation of SCP-XXXX to not accelerate it's effects, and even slow them with a high enough density of personnel who have undergone it5. While a large number of side-effects were predicted from the implementation of the procedure, only one has thus far been observed: an exponential increase in affected personnel's Mental Influence Resistance Score6, with an observed maximum of at least 57,237,182,633,912 after four applications of Procedure 91-Llawer. This has rendered most personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX, who are required to have undergone three separate applications of Procedure 91-Llawer, incapable of effectively working with most others, entertaining new ideas, or changing their opinions, as their MIRS value is believed to be working against their own mental processes to a degree.
The current Procedure 91-Llawer was implemented on 7/05/2069 after seven revisions to protocols, materials, and application. Procedure 91-Llawer is only to be used on individuals
- Under the age of 60
- With a MIRS of at least 80
- Lacking anomalous levels of regeneration
- Or who's continued levels of consciousness are not required for the adequate function of the Foundation or any of its departments
Procedure 91-Llawer is known to contain, as part of its usage:
- At least fourteen different forms of amnestics taken for at least one year. This is noted to be a one-time occurrence, as it allows for the other parts of the procedure to be enacted with less potential rejection.
- Extreme restructuring of the central nervous system, specifically the formation of the spinal cord and brain into a singular organ system with drastically amplified faculties
- Exposure to selectively-lethal Barryman-Langford Memetic Kill Agents in order to remove parts of the subject's brain and nervous tissues without complications
- And total reconfiguration of the subject's personality, memories, and psyche
While it is known that Procedure 91-Llawer works, the exact mechanisms behind its function are unknown at this time and it is unknown how it was discovered in the first place. Moreover, a large multitude of side-effects are listed in official documentation for the procedure, but with the exception of a sharply increased MIRS value, none have been observed. Some predicted side-effects include.
- The hardening of nervous tissues
- The modification of all memories to contain several infohazards known to be lethal to certain species of bacteria, specifically E. Coli and Bifidobacteria, resulting in a drastic decrease in the function of the digestive and excretory systems. This is stated to be a one-time occurrence that will not affect later memories
- The ability to speak in a language composed entirely of exceptionally powerful gravitational waves. This is stated to be at the level of a native speaker and that some personnel may accidentally incorporate it into normal speech
- Severe disruption of several parts of the brain, including but not limited to: the Medulla Oblongata, the Cerebrum, the Cerebellum, the Parietal, Temporal, and Occipital lobes, and Thalamus
FURTHER INFORMATION IS RESTRICTED TO LEVEL 4/XXXX PERSONNEL OR ABOVE
The following information is a Class-7 Informational and Cognitive Hazard. As such, it has been sealed by unanimous decision of O5 council and all surviving level 4/XXXX personnel. By viewing this message, you have consented to be exposed to an experimental Memetic Kill Agent. Attempting to view anything past this message will result in immediate cardiac arrest to non-inoculated individuals and cancellation of all Foundation benefits.
Incident XXXX-17
At 23:14, on 7/21/2075, security footage observed current Site-91 Administrator, one Samuel Kent, in what appeared to be a state of extreme distress following his exit from a storage area used to house materials for Procedure 91-Llawer. Samuel Kent had undergone the procedure four times over the course of seven years, and was noted to have abnormally high coherence despite the normal side-effects. He was then observed to slowly make his way back to his office, approximately 200 meters from his starting point.
At approximately 23:24, Dr. Kent has yet to reach his office despite moving at a relatively consistent rate of two meters per second. He seems to have noticed this himself as he is observed to spend several minutes observing his surroundings. Audio recording picks up Dr. Kent yelling at something below the camera, although it is incoherent and difficult to make out.
At 01:32, Dr. Kent reaches a room presumed to be his own office. Security cameras inside had ceased functioning at some time prior to the incident, so direct observation of what Dr. Kent does inside of the room is impossible , but security dispatched to the room following the footage's discovery found it in disarray. Several hundred pieces of paper littered the room, almost all of which were stated to be covered in writing, with Dr. Kent himself laying against the wall opposite the door, behind his desk. He was confirmed to be dead on the scene, with an autopsy proving impossible due to the inexplicable hardening of his central and peripheral nervous systems into a cement-like mass that was unable to be damaged, even cosmetically, by available tools. Indirect autopsy via X-ray and other methods showed him to be completely devoid of any E. Coli and Bifidobacteria. Memory extraction failed as the tools used to do so could not physically reach the sections of the brain that the operation was meant to be performed on.
Later analysis of the writing found in Dr. Kent's office finds that they were written over the course of his seven-year tenure as Site-91's Administrator. Most before 8/30/2071 were innocuous and simple reminders to himself, although some were descriptions of dreams that he had experienced. One of note was a description of a dream about violently tearing open someone's neck, which he repeatedly states to "be from one of the D-Class who █████." At least 463 notes were written on the night of the incident, likely after he last entered his office.
A few samples of these notes are shown here:
I think I'm losing it.
It might sound a little silly to whoever finds this, if anyone does. After all, I have the highest MIRS in the Foundation that most people know of, but I truly feel it. Something deep in my mind is slipping away, ever so slowly. I can't quite figure out what it is, but I can feel it happening. Every second, of every hour, of every year I've worked here, my mind strains against the change, fighting it with hot spite.
But… either my MIRS isn't anywhere near as high as the score says, or something fucky is going on. I can actually change my mind, although with some effort. I've had four applications of that pretentiously-named procedure, and people with three have trouble perceiving anything at all due to the changes involved.
Something is definitely not right.
Late-night shift was a bitch yet again. Need to remember to buy more coffee grounds next time. Anyways, research into SCP-XXXX and how to stop it is going about as well as planned (read: it's really not happening much at all). Our last breakthrough was a month ago, when we proved that the procedure is actually pushing back against the SCP, if only a little. Definitely good news, don't get me wrong, it's just a lot less useful than it sounds.
Lately I've been thinking: what if we just apply 91-Llawer more? People with multiple applications of it push it back at a super-exponential rate compared to those with less applications, so why don't we just apply more? I get that most people can't deal with one, much less two, even less three or four, but what about the people who can?
I'll present the option sometime later. Got to get some sleep.
Option wasn't liked anywhere near as much as I thought it would be.
Most people there didn't like the idea in general, calling it "almost too unethical for our standards", with this being even worse. Bullshit. We do worse shit to our own employees every damn day, but making a few more or less nonexistent mentally is somehow the slippery slope?
Fucking idiots. I even volunteered myself, since i've basically been completely unaffected by four of the damn things. But nooooo, that's a waste of potential assets. If I haven't been badly affected so far, why the hell would I suddenly start?
What is believed to be the final note written by Dr. Kent, due to it being clenched in his body's hand, reads:
You know, I was always a believer in synchronicity: the idea that one new thing happening causes that thing to start happening everywhere.
And by God do I wish that isn't the case here.
I know exactly what is going on here. The fucking space-time compression fucker doesn't just do that, no that would be too easy. It fucking compresses everything. We proved that it fucked with matter decades ago, and the D-Class incident proved it beyond any shadow of a doubt.
I don't know how and I don't want to know, but it's somehow compressing consciousness, or the psyche or the mind or whatever else you want to call it. Those dreams I had are from the D-Class' being compressed into me, but I fought it off for the most part. My MIRS was something like seven sextillion by the time things had gone to shit, which is way higher than it was after my fourth procedure.
I guess I'm some sort of antithesis to compression, especially now considering the spatial fuckery I had to deal with on my way to here. Even now, writing this feels like I'm looking at the paper through a window over twenty meters away and it's only getting further away.
You want to drive me nuts or kill me, don't you? Cosmic cocksucker, I know you're listening to me. You can't be anything but conscious of what you're doing.
You and I both know this. And I know exactly how to stop you. I'm taking a sixth dose of Llawer.. Considering what the MIRS test says about me now, I have no doubt that my MIRS will be effectively infinite with this dose Whoever finds this needs to put my body over magnetic north, where shit's supposed to be going towards. My mind is going to tear itself apart from the strain, but by God it'll be fucking funny to see the look on that thing's face when everything it has done, all the fuckery, is removed in an instant, even if only for that instant.
Remaining level 4/XXXX personnel have, using security footage, retroactive viewing through the use of SCP-███, and Dr. Kent's notes, determined an order of events for Incident XXXX-17.
[BEGIN LOG]
22:17: Dr. Kent is observed to enter Storage Area 17, which is used to store materials by which Procedure 91-Llawer is performed.
22:20: Screams are heard from within Storage Area 17. It should be noted that the time between Dr. Kent entering storage and this event is roughly the duration of time required to fully enact Procedure 91-Llawer on an individual.
22:30: Angered yelling can be heard from within Storage Area 17. Voice was determined by analysts to not be that of Dr. Kent
22:31: Yelling stops. Manic laughter confirmed to be Dr. Kent's can then be heard.
22:31: Unidentified voice states "So be it." Voice is audible as though it was nearby recording equipment.
22:32: Retroactive and Remote Viewing Apparatus is directed into the room, but Dr. Kent smashes it with a wooden board. Only coherent frame of storage area depicts a shimmering, humanoid outline watching the RRVA. It is unknown how Dr. Kent was capable of determining that the RRVA was watching him and the entity or how he was capable of hitting it with a non-anomalous board despite it's properties.
22:35: Second RRVA directed to stay outside of the room. Dr. Kent and an unknown individual can be heard talking. Analysis has shown it to be the same voice as the other instances.
22:36: Dr. Kent wretches, whispering"[LETHAL INFOHAZARD EXCISED]." The other entity begins to back away slowly while Dr. Kent appears to be accusing it of something.
23:14: Dr. Kent is observed to leave Storage Area 17, appearing rather disoriented and possibly harmed. He speaks to the RRVA, but due to potential temporal stability issues resulting from his statements, they are never received.
23:14 - 1:31: Dr. Kent attempts to move to his office. Despite blatant and severe spatial and temporal distortion, he appears to always know where to go.
01:32: Dr. Kent enters his office. Sounds of rapid movement and fluttering can be heard from inside, but the RRVA ignores any commands to enter the room.
02:02: A piece of paper is pushed underneath the door to Dr. Kent's office, presumably by Dr. Kent itself. The entire paper is redacted by several security algorithms, including those related to temporal stability, causal coherence, memetic influence, and cognitohazards.
06:30: Security arrives and forces open the door to Dr. Kent's office
[END LOG]
Analysis: Remaining level 4/XXXX personnel and and O5-██ have come to the following conclusions regarding Incident XXXX-17:
- Dr. Samuel Kent was suffering from hitherto undiscovered side-effects of Procedure 91-Llawer, which worsened exponentially with his fifth and sixth self-applications of the procedure.
- Dr. Samuel Kent had, in some way, communicated with an atemporal and aspatial being believed to be related to SCP-XXXX, and believed by Dr. Kent to be a direct manifestation of SCP-XXXX created to taunt him.
- Due to the atemporal nature of this entity, it is believed that SCP-XXXX is both a retroactive and proactive effect on the universe, meaning that its effects occur both in the past and the future. Observations taken during RRVA use show that the rate of SCP-XXXX compression increased super-exponentially for up to a minute at several points before seeming to return to previous values or reverse altogether. The earliest predicted date for the relevant CK-class "False Singularity" event was approximately -70,000,000,000,000 BCE.
- Due to the aspatial nature of this entity, it is believed that SCP-XXXX was being enacted on space in a neither euclidean nor non-euclidean manner. It is further hypothesized to not be anomalous in a way that the Foundation is currently capable of properly understanding or containing.
- SCP-XXXX had been slowly gaining properties as it's overall rate of compression accelerated, with the opposite also being true as evidenced by it seeming to cease to exist for several hours during RRVA use after it was affected by Dr. Samuel Kent's attack.
- Dr. Samuel Kent's fifth usage of Procedure 91-Llawer increased his MIRS to at least seventeen quintillion and continued to rise over time, resulting in a MIRS of at least 10183,321. His sixth use increased his MIRS by an unknown degree, currently believed to be in the range of H372(a,b) at an extreme lower-bound.
- The effect that was causing SCP-XXXX to be somewhat repelled by high densities of those who have undergone Procedure 91-Llawer increased drastically depending on how many times one had been affected by the procedure. This "ballooning" effect is believed to be the reason for the spatio-temporal anomalies seen during Dr. Samuel Kent's attempts to reach his office.
- Procedure 91-Llawer administered to 99.92% of Site-91 personnel is operating at far lower levels of effectiveness than anticipated and appeared to have even been lowering over time. Procedure 91-Llawer and its components are currently under review for potential contamination.
O5 COUNCIL PROPOSAL SUMMARY
PROPOSAL:
"Comply with Dr. Samuel Kent's final wishes as detailed in his notes." (O5-01)
COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:
| YEA | NAY | ABSTAIN |
|---|---|---|
| O5-01 | O5-05 | O5-02 |
| O5-03 | O5-06 | |
| O5-04 | O5-07 | |
| O5-08 | ||
| O5-09 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| O5-11 | ||
| O5-12 |
| STATUS |
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| DENIED |
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 5/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 5/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE TERMINATION AND CESSATION OF ALL FOUNDATION BENEFITS.
Special Containment Procedures: Due to it's non-physical and universal nature, SCP-XXXX-1 cannot be conventionally contained. SCP-XXXX-1's current containment procedures consist of a disinformation campaign to falsify evidence for continued universal inflation and mislead the general populous to believe that any observation of SCP-XXXX-1 is merely a part of human psychology. This is primarily done through the infiltration of various cosmological observatories and psychology publications by Foundation agents, who will install, through a Foundation-issue thumb drive, several programs that manipulate data collected by equipment. More direct involvement, up to and including the discrediting of the publishers and researchers behind any scientific articles or journals that showcase evidence of SCP-XXXX-1 followed by amnesticization of all involved individuals, may be authorized in special circumstances. This also applies to any Foundation studies or efforts not given written approval by at least three members of O5 Command.
All accurate information regarding the nature and effects of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be limited to level 5 personnel and above.
All personnel who have undergone Procedure 91-Llawer or were stationed at Site 91 are to be held indefinitely, screened daily for memetic or cognitohazardous influence, and immediately terminated if such influence is discovered. All personnel who have had Procedure 91-Llawer enacted on them more than two times are to be immediately terminated upon confirmation of such exposure unless direct instructions from at least two level 5 personnel allow for other courses of action. Any personnel who are listed in Foundation records as having been stationed in Site-91 attempting to access this file are to be redirected to the previous, incorrect, iteration and their location logged. All records of Procedure 91-Llawer that indicate it as a Foundation-issued procedure are to be immediately destroyed using mild retrocausal means.
SCP-XXXX-2 is to be confined in a Class-6 Extra-dimensional Containment Cell specifically proofed against all known forms of cognitohazards and external communication upon capture. SCP-XXXX-2 is currently known to the greater Foundation and general populous as "Andrey Lin", an extremely prolific anartist and terrorist with unacceptable knowledge of the Foundation's internal workings and procedures whose goals are to kill the current and potential heads of all major governments and international organizations. This is part of a secondary disinformation campaign to aid in his capture.
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation for a phenomena affecting all known points and forms of both space and time. It's effects include a contraction of space-time, the perception of space-time, matter, various forms of consciousness commonly accepted as human-like, and information towards a point exactly fourty-seven kilometers over magnetic north.
SCP-XXXX-1 was first observed by Foundation resources on 1/23/2050 as an incredibly weak effect, but was designated as Keter due to it's inability to be physically or informationally contained without extreme effort. After the events of 1/28/2067, SCP-XXXX-1 was observed to be drastically accelerating over time and was further enhanced by the perception of it. Procedure 91-Llawer was developed to counter this effect, allowing for direct observation and study of SCP-XXXX-1 without further accelerating its effects, but this procedure was later shown to possess highly contradictory official documentation and a large amount of side-effects dangerous to both the subject and temporal information security. Side-effects not mentioned in documentation include, but are not limited to:
- The ability to detect gravitational waves through physical sensation
- The dissolution of the barriers that separated the subject's consciousness from the larger Noosphere, causing many to gain retrocausal and procausal information and severely compromise temporal and overall information security. This specifically manifested in the ability to think through others and exert subconscious control over their emotions, perception, and biology
- The hardening of the central and peripheral nervous system into an extremely durable cement-like material that has resisted all non-anomalous attempts at fracture
- And, with four or more applications, the ability to exert a passive and repulsive effect on space-time
All side-effects, including those listen on official documentation and observed, can be found in document XXXX.482.
SCP-XXXX-2 is the designation for former Site-91 Administrator Dr. Samuel Kent following Incident XXXX-17. At the time of the incident, SCP-XXXX-2 was declared deceased and an autopsy attempted, with the results of this being found below, but evidence suggests that, on 8/21/2101, SCP-XXXX-2 spontaneously reanimated and escaped containment. SCP-XXXX-2 appears to have extremely late-stage effects of repeated Procedure 91-Llawer applications, as he has shown an in-depth knowledge of topics and objects above his clearance or hidden behind cognitohazards and anti-memetic triggers. SCP-XXXX-2 also appears to possess a temporally fractal nature, and as such exists in several points in time, and possibly parallel universes, simultaneously, with all instances being connected to a central intelligence believed to be centered in Site-91.
Following Incident XXXX-17. an official investigation into Site-91 and it's administration as launched by O5 Command and the Ethics Committee.
Interviewed: Alex Tarn
Interviewer: Attendent AX
Foreword: Prior to Incident XXXX-17, Alex Tarn, hereby referred to as Researcher Tarn, was a level 3/XXXX researcher at Site-91 and had undergone three applications of Procedure 91-Llawer. Interview was conducted prior to his termination.
<Begin Log, 13:10>
Researcher Tarn: I don't know what you want from me. I was simply doing my job.
Attendant AX: Mr. Tarn, we both know that contains quite a few lies of omission. To start, where were you on the date of 7/21/2075?
Researcher Tarn: I was working a late shift, since I had something I was trying to finish.
Attendant AX: What was this "something?"
Researcher Tarn: Measurements for SCP-XXXX's rate of acceleration. Fairly simple stuff, really.
Attendant AX: Did you happen to notice anything odd near or in Storage Area 17?
Researcher Tarn: Ah yes… that. I guess that got out, heh?.
Attendant AX: Please answer the question.
Researcher Tarn grimaces
Researcher Tarn: I was just getting to that. Have some patience, will you? Anyways, I noticed that readings from around Storage Area 17, about twenty meters in all directions from its walls, had rapidly fluctuating measurements in relation to SCP-XXXX. The area inside had even more extreme changes, to the point that space must've been ripping itself to shreds in there. My instrument refused to collect readings from the inner tenth of the area.
Attendant AX: Did this come off as concerning to you?
Researcher Tarn: At first, definitely. I was mortified for a moment there! But… something seemed to click in the back of my mind, and I suddenly knew what was happening, like someone whispered the entire story into my ear in an instant.
Attendant AX: Can you explain what you believe happened inside of that room?
Researcher Tarn: The site admin, Samuel, was confronting something in their. It wasn't SCP-XXXX itself, since that would make no sense, but everything about it simply screamed that it was XXXX. I figured it was something heavily related to it, like an aspect. Regardless of what it was in relation to XXXX, it was like a living spatial distortion. Almost indescribable, really. There was nothing even remotely human there, nothing relateable.
Except for one thing.
Attendant AX: Continue.
Researcher Tarn: There was a palpable malice about that thing.
Attendant AX: Malice?
Researcher Tarn: Exactly what it sounds like, Attendant. Something about that space hated everything about us, and especially Sam.
Attendant AX: Do you know why?
Researcher Tarn: It's obvious, really: Sam found a way to beat it.
Attendant AX: What do you mean by that?
Researcher Tarn: Don't play dumb, Attendant. You've read the documentation. You know exactly what he did.
Attendant AX: Irrelevant. Answer the question.
Researcher Tarn: No.
Attendant AX: Mr. Tarn-
Researcher Tarn: I'm not saying this for the recorder, Attendant. I'm saying this to you. And you know exactly what happened. I'm not wasting my breath repeating information that everyone relevant already knows.
Attendant AX: Mr. Tarn, we will be forced to apply external pressure if you do not answer the question.
Researcher Tarn: You haven't listened to a word I just said, have you? You already know the answer. You're threatening to punish me for not answering a question that you already know the answer to. Rather cruel and unnecessary, don't you think? What will the Ethics Committee think of that?
Researcher Tarn is observed to look intently at the hidden camera on Attendant AX's person.
Seven minutes of silence.
Attendant AX leaves the room.
<End Log, 13:37>Closing Statement: Further attempts to ask Researcher Tarn any questions was responded to with silence. Researcher Tarn was terminated seventeen days after the interview after demonstrating knowledge of level 5 classified information as well as an extreme resistance to amnestics. Autopsy revealed that his central and peripheral nervous system had hardened into a solid mass, although it could still be damaged by standard equipment.
Interviewed: Vinny Johnson
Interviewer: Attendent AX
Foreword: Prior to incident XXXX-17, Vinny Johnson, hereby referred to as D-137210, was the former Lead Information Security Officer at Site-91. It is believed that D-137210 had only encountered SCP-XXXX-1 and its documentation through indirect means, specifically an automated patrol bot. Interviewed due to his work with SCP-XXXX-2 to keep any information about SCP-XXXX-1 from being sent out to other sites, including RAISA Officers or O5 Command.
<Begin Log, 08:50>
D-137210: Listen man, I don't know what you expected me to do. Letting information of this thing out was a guarantee for disaster, and you definitely know that.
Attendant AX: That does not in any way justify your actions. You could've forwarded the information to automated systems or the Antimemetics division.
D-137210: Jesus christ! Are you people retarded? You know what this thing does, so why the fuck are you suggesting that I send it to more people?
Attendant AX: Mr. Johnson, please control yourself
D-137210: Fine…
Attendant AX: Do you have any information not currently on-file for Dr. Samuel that you would like to say?
D-137210: Never met him directly, so I doubt I can say much. His messages to me seemed… weird. Like he knew a lot more than he was letting on.
Attendant AX: Thank you for your cooperation.
<End Log, 9:00>
Closing Statement: After this interview, D-137210 was found to be susceptible to certain potent forms of amnestics, and was amnesticized of all Foundation employment before recieving D-Class designation.
Interviewed: Maranda Laedn
Interviewer: Attendent AX
Foreword: Prior to Incident XXXX-17, Maranda Laedn, hearby referred to as Director Leadn, was the Research Director for Site-91 and had extensive personal involvement with SCP-XXXX-2. Director Laedn was also known to have undergone Procedure 91-Llawer four times.
<Begin Log, 17:10>
Director Laedn and Attendant AX are silent for thirty-seven minutes.
Attendant AX: If you don't intend on saying anything-
Director Laedn: You're all a bunch of god-damned idiots.
Attendant AX: I beg your pardon?
Director Laedn: You just couldn't leave it well enough alone, could you? And now what do you have? An even further accelerated XXXX and a rogue site admin. Great plan you got here.
Attendant AX: Ms. Laedn, Dr. Kent is dead.
Director Laedn grunts.
Director Laedn: You haven't contacted the Memetics Division lately, have you?
Attendant AX: No, we have not. There has been no reason to.
**Director Laedn is silent for several seconds, seemingly thinking.//
Director Laedn: I suggest you do that now, because thirteen new highly-infectious memes just appeared. They'll definitely have their hands full.
Attendant AX: How do you know this?
Director Laedn: The memeticists would know, but I imagine you aren't one, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Sam is… something very different now. The boundaries between him and the greater Noosphere have long-since been dissolved.
Attendant AX: What does that mean.
Director Laedn: It means that, while he is biologically dead, his mind is more alive than every living being that has ever existed combined. Attendant, did you know that the Noosphere was temporally fractal?
Attendant AX: No-
Director Laedn: Of course you didn't. Only the highest memeticists in the Foundation do, and by God do they wish it wasn't like that. It means that you can't simply slow things down in there, but you can't speed them up either. A combination that's annoyed memeticists for decades. Things spread at an undefined but constant rate, but get destroyed at that same rate, separate from time as we understand it.
Attendant AX: What does this have to do with Dr. Kent?
Director Laedn: He's merely looking for a way back in. You've all closed off the Noosphere from the physical universe pretty tightly, but he knows most of the ways you've done it and all the ways you didn't. It's only a matter of time before he gets back, and you can't even slow him down.
<End Log, 18:00>
Closing Statement: Following this interview, Director Laedn was terminated and an autopsy was ordered. The autopsy found that her central and peripheral nervous system had hardened into a cement-like material, similar to Researcher Tarn and SCP-XXXX-2. Unlike Researcher Tarn, this material proved invulnerable to all non-anomalous forms of damage. Using spatial operations to extract any memories contained within revealed that all brain formations related to memory had disappeared and that all sulci and gyri, regardless of size, were lined with lethal cognitohazards. Remains held for further study.
