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SCP-5009 Corner spider
Object class Euclid
Special containment procedures SCP-5009 Is to be kept in a 10 x 10in glass aquarium surrounded by household objects so it does not know you locked it up. The more houselike it seems the better you are. In the event the spider becomes aware it has been locked up it will swap places with whoever locked it up resulting in a containment breach.

SCP-5009 aka Corner Spider is an entity resembling a daddy long legs spider. It lurks in the corner of peoples homes when it is not intentionally getting in the way of residents. SCP-5009's abilities are far from just creating webs and eating insects. Anything you do to the spider it does back to you. This was discovered when a young couple living a small house was reported to have been mushed to death after screaming about a disgusting spider. The spider is invincible and likes to intentionally get in peoples ways as if wanting an attack. If you throw a book at SCO-5009 a book gets thrown at you. if you call it a bad name you get sad. If you stomp on it you get reduced to bloody goo. SCP-5009 communicates through radio waves. Upon connecting to its channel it will talk to you and explain its life story. SCP-5009 has a British accent and talks as if it is royalty. If you turn the radio off you get turned off which either results in eternal sexual displeasure or death. Scientists are still not sure which effect is worse.